Would you like to quote some Scripture? I want too :) and are going too :)

It doesn't matter whether you are Christian or not. We are all a part of this world. It doesn't even matter whether your Scripture is Christian or not, either :)

Discusion of Religious writings on a Religion Forum, nomatter how one looks at religion, has got to be interesting :)

You might have something to say about what you feel that your Scripture quote means, that might be fun also. Ok?

Should you choose to participate in this topic and your interpration of your Scripture comes under sever question or challenge, please don't go "ballistic" with "thermal nuclear" stuff. OK? And I will try to follow my own rules :) EKK!

tuck

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by inequities and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

*Starts shooting*


P.S. Sorry if any parts are incorrect. I was going of pure memory.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by inequities and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

*Starts shooting*


P.S. Sorry if any parts are incorrect. I was going of pure memory.

Hell yeah, Homer.

A personal favorite... Too many Christians do not follow this parable's message (myself too often included).

Matthew 7: 3-5

"Why do you observe the splinter in your brother's eye and never notice the log in our own? How dare you say to your brother, "let me take the splinter out of your eye", when all the time there is a log in your own? Hypocrite! Take the log out of your own eye first, and then you will see clearly enough to take the splinter out of your brother's eye."

Song of Solomon 4:5

Your two breasts are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.

Song of Solomon5:4

My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening;
my heart began to pound for him.

5 I arose to open for my lover,
and my hands dripped with myrrh,
my fingers with flowing myrrh,
on the handles of the lock.

Song of Solomon7:7

Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your breasts like clusters of fruit.

8 I said, "I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit."
May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,

9 and your mouth like the best wine. sweet sweet fawns.

"Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." Psalms 137:9 NAB

Scripture from a moderator's point of view...;)

Finally, all of you be of one mind, having compassion for one another; love as brothers, be tenderhearted, be courteous; not returning evil for evil or reviling for reviling, but on the contrary blessing, knowing that you were called to this, that you may inherit a blessing.

1 Peter 3:8-9

Scripture from a moderator's point of view...;)

Finally, all of you be of one mind, having compassion for one another; love as brothers, be tenderhearted, be courteous; not returning evil for evil or reviling for reviling, but on the contrary blessing, knowing that you were called to this, that you may inherit a blessing.

1 Peter 3:8-9
HA...good one!

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20

I love you Borghunter! What you posted was totally too cool! It brought tears to my eyes :) Damn Son, Sir :) there is a reason why your an Admin :)

I love Sparky! I do you know!

Borghunter, I think that what Scripture is talking about is "Nappy"! Nobody has balls like a "donkey" but him :) !

I love your Scripture quote! I am still laughing and may have to go away and compose myself :)

tuck :) Damn!

How did I get roped into this?

OK, I'll play:

"I will be glad and rejoice in your love,
for you saw my affliction and knew the anguish of my soul."
Psalm 31:7

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How did I get roped into this?

I think tuck is under the impression that you and not Drew own this site. It must be that flashy name of yours. :thumbs:

Proverbs 26:11

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

"Think not that I come to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father,and the daughter against her mother,and the daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household."-Jesus

Proverbs 26:11

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Thats a good one.

"Women that wear men's clothing are an "abomination unto the Lord." Deuteronomy 22:5 "If you see a pretty women among the captives then just take her home and "go unto her." Deuteronomy 21:11-14

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And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
1 Corinthians 13:13

1 Samuel 15:3 (Contemporary English Version)

3 "Go and attack the Amalekites! Destroy them and all their possessions. Don't have any pity. Kill their men, women, children, and even their babies. Slaughter their cattle, sheep, camels, and donkeys."

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What a "loving" god the Christians worship.

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I have a bunch more like these, but you get the idea.

Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
Proverbs 21:9

Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
Proverbs 21:9

Damn, but I love that boy :) !

tuck

Tucker man come on.... go on the SMW speaks thread during the day... You will like it.

Luke 12:49-51 "I have come to cast fire upon the earth; and how I wish it were already kindled! But I have a baptism (cleansing) to undergo, and how distressed I am until it is accomplished! Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division;"

Why would our Master Jesus say this? And is "it" now already "kindled!", and we are players?

Maybe :) ? What is the shape of new Christianity?

Rev. tuck

Tucker man come on.... go on the SMW speaks thread during the day... You will like it.

Liquidfork thankyou for participating it this topic! Your suggestions are welcome :)

I am just waiting for this topic to slow down so that I can play :) without disturbing anybody. Would you like to be up to your butt in scripture :) ? I don't mind. Slow will be stepped on if Sparky lets me play :) And everyone is way welcome :) I don't mind :)

I love "Donnybrookes!" And this one is mine :) Maybe?

Oh ya :) and all those who participate :) !

tuck

John 14:16-18, "And I will ask the Father, and He will give you another Helper, that He may be with you forever; that is the Spirit of truth, whom the world can not recieve, because it does not behold Him or know Him, but you know Him because He abides with you, and will be in you. I will not leave you as orphans; I will come to you.

Guys :)

Rev. tuck

John 14:16-18, "And I will ask the Father, and He will give you another Helper, that He may be with you forever; that is the Spirit of truth, whom the world can not recieve, because it does not behold Him or know Him, but you know Him because He abides with you, and will be in you. I will not leave you as orphans; I will come to you.

Guys :)

Rev. tuck

Forget mans religions for a moment.
Figure out what could be within you that is spoken of here, and I believe, you have one of the major keys.

Forget mans religions for a moment.
Figure out what could be within you that is spoken of here, and I believe, you have one of the major keys.

Ah man :) not DanF :) ! Tucker58 girds himself for war :) !

First of all Dan you are right. Based on my experience with you as a loved one, "your are right." My question is, "How do I create conflict in the middle of wisedom?" EEk!

Oh yes and this also, "Thank you Dan for your input, it is appreciated!" And I am being honest with you!

Dan, I can't forget man's religion for a moment, otherwise I have no life (even Tucker58 has a weakness :) ). I can pretend to though :) Ok?

So Dan may I ask you this question, "How do I forget man's/humankind's religions and sitll have a "key" to one of the major things?" My actually beloved friend.

tuck

Dan, you are a seeker of information and you quest into all sorts of "nooks and crannies." The result of your quest is interesting wisdom. Knowledge is power.

But at the sametime I do not think that "power" is your goal. I think that the "Joy" of seeking is your goal. I hate to seek, but at the sametime God, in my life, has cut me no slack about that one. And the older that I get the more I appreciate it.

The thing that I love about All Forums.net is that it does not matter how I am or what I say :) I am "going" to walk off different! I am old enough to appreciate this also :)

Any whoo :) I can participate in a reality where no religion comes into play. "No problema." But at the sametime God is a player in our reality and He will come up :) without mankind's religions coming into play :) Ok?

No matter where one seeks with an open mind, they are not going to get around the fact that there is something out there :) that is playing in our pond. And "It", whatever "It" is, is really really big! We have alot of names for "It" and sometimes "It" says "Hello :)" to mankind. I can take religion out of our discussion, but as an open mind exploring "Nooks and Crannies" you are going to have to deal with, whatever "It" is, periodically showing up and saying "Hello :)

Ok?

God will not be Ignored :) He may sit quietly for a time, but He has created this mess and He has got to sort it out :) Whether we want it or not, God Himself, is a player and a "Mind" in our pond of "Minds at Play." Ok? Or prove me wrong. I don't mind.

tuck

Dan, you are a seeker of information and you quest into all sorts of "nooks and crannies." The result of your quest is interesting wisdom. Knowledge is power.

But at the sametime I do not think that "power" is your goal. I think that the "Joy" of seeking is your goal. I hate to seek, but at the sametime God, in my life, has cut me no slack about that one. And the older that I get the more I appreciate it.

The thing that I love about All Forums.net is that it does not matter how I am or what I say :) I am "going" to walk off different! I am old enough to appreciate this also :)

Any whoo :) I can participate in a reality where no religion comes into play. "No problema." But at the sametime God is a player in our reality and He will come up :) without mankind's religions coming into play :) Ok?

No matter where one seeks with an open mind, they are not going to get around the fact that there is something out there :) that is playing in our pond. And "It", whatever "It" is, is really really big! We have alot of names for "It" and sometimes "It" says "Hello :)" to mankind. I can take religion out of our discussion, but as an open mind exploring "Nooks and Crannies" you are going to have to deal with, whatever "It", is showing up and saying "Hello :) "

Ok?

God will not be Ignored :) He may sit quietly for a time, but He has created this mess and He has got to sort it out :) Whether we want it or not, God Himself, is a player and a "Mind" in our pond of "Minds at Play." Ok? Or prove me wrong. I don't mind.

tuck

Tuck, I was not asking anyone to give up their religion;I was merely asking for a moment of consideration of a saying at its stand-alone value.
I fail sometimes to remember that most people can not shake the bonds to mans religions for even a moment. I must try to remember this more often.

Some time ago I moved past the need for, what I consider, mans many invented methods of worshiping the unknown with organized religions.
Personal experienced situations gave rise to these observations.

That which we persist in calling god is indeed a "player."

"For in the case of those who have once been enlightened and have tasted of the heavenly gift and have been made partakers of the Holy Spirit, and tasted the good word of God and the powers of the age to come, and have then fallen away, it is impossible to renew them again to repentance, since they again crucify to themselves the Son of God, and put Him to open shame,"

I am in ignorance, and as long as I stay away from God or anything that has to do with Him or with His saints, "I am in a state of ignorance and can not be judged." :)

Legally before God, you have a case. If you don't say yes or no and don't accidently or on purpose abuse a saint. Crap, you are home free :) At least relative to being judged by God. And if you are kicking "booty" in this world of things and are happy about it :) God doesn't really need to be involved. He dosn't you know.

Rev. (I hope they don't take away my licience) tuck

Tuck, I was not asking anyone to give up their religion;I was merely asking for a moment of consideration of a saying at its stand-alone value.
I fail sometimes to remember that most people can not shake the bonds to mans religions for even a moment. I must try to remember this more often.

Some time ago I moved past the need for, what I consider, mans many invented methods of worshiping the unknown with organized religions.
Personal experienced situations gave rise to these observations.

That which we persist in calling god is indeed a "player."

Dan, I will exchange any ideas with you that are considered at least, PG rated. Just define your intellectual envionment and I will figure out how to swim in it. There might be a bit of a learning curve on my part (and I do have a tendency to wiggle abit also durring my learning curve stuff :) ) which I apologize for. Ok? Wiggle is not my goal, exploring your reality is actually my goal. I am just happy that you are even willing to talk to me!

Love you!

John

Does anybody disagree with the fact that the Christian churches as we know them today are going to become extinct?

Jesus was teaching the mystic experience. The Christian churches as they exist today are not teaching the true message of Jesus our Lord and Savior.

tuck

"The Book of Thomas" is considered one of the Lost Books of the Bible. The
Catholic Church Fathers left it out of what they considered Christian Scripture.

Of everything that has ever been written about Jesus by somebody who was there, that book is a kicker :) . Including the fact that Jesus as a child, was a handfull to His parents :) and the Jewish community that He lived in :) !

If you really want to understand Jesus as a human being and His message to us, as The Son of God (His Mother was also of virgin birth, Jesus was at least three quarters the Son of God) and as a gift as a Prophet/Master, "The Book of Thomas", is a good read. :) ,everything is in it. Everthing in one book.

tuck

4 The woman was dressed in purple and scarlet, and was glittering with gold, precious stones and pearls. She held a golden cup in her hand, filled with adominable things and the filth of her adulteries.5 This title was written on her forehead : MYSTERY BABYLON THE GREAT THE MOTHER OF PROSTITUTES AND THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. Revelations 17: 4 and 5

"He that is wounded in the stones or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."

I think tuck is under the impression that you and not Drew own this site. It must be that flashy name of yours. :thumbs:


Who is this Drew guy?


Leviticus 11:20-22
All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you. There are, however, some winged creatures that walk on all fours that you may eat: those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground. Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket



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4 The woman was dressed in purple and scarlet, and was glittering with gold, precious stones and pearls. She held a golden cup in her hand, filled with adominable things and the filth of her adulteries.5 This title was written on her forehead : MYSTERY BABYLON THE GREAT THE MOTHER OF PROSTITUTES AND THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. Revelations 17: 4 and 5

Hi Big Worm ( I love your screen name, it is too cool :) ) welcome to this thread!

The Scripture that you posted is talking about "Paris", the city in France.

Oh well :)

Rev. tuck

Who is this Drew guy?


Leviticus 11:20-22
All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you. There are, however, some winged creatures that walk on all fours that you may eat: those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground. Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket



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I will probably get it figured out one of these days. :) There is always something :) there is you know.

tuck

The Scripture that you posted is talking about "Paris", the city in France.
I don't know. I think I met this broad one night at a little Irish joint in the museum district. She was a trip, but really popular, you know?:cool:

I don't know. I think I met this broad one night at a little Irish joint in the museum district. She was a trip, but really popular, you know?:cool:

Shilo :) you are fun! Where have you been all of my life :) ?

I Love creativity!

I think that I met her Shilo :) I think that her name was Michelle :) (Not the one that we all know and love here on All Forums.net though. That Michelle actually is a sweetheart! And I do honestly wish that Nappy would quit picking on her. ).

tuck

Who is this Drew guy?

Drew owns allforums.net.

Drew owns allforums.net.

Thank you Dan! I have exchanged PMs with Drew in the past. He is very level headed and has chosen a good crew. Thank you again Dan!

tuck

"Then the kingdom of heaven will be compared to ten virgins,who took their lamps and went out to the Kingdom."

Drew owns allforums.net.


Wow - for some reason I thought it was sparky too.

Wow - for some reason I thought it was sparky too.

Ya Dan :) ! From the mouth of babes :)

tuck

Does anybody disagree with the fact that the Christian churches as we know them today are going to become extinct?


tuckI doubt it. My daddy is an international preacher man. The christian church he goes to has 10's of thousands for each service and 3 services alone on sunday and growin' he says.

Does anybody disagree with the fact that the Christian churches as we know them today are going to become extinct?

Jesus was teaching the mystic experience. The Christian churches as they exist today are not teaching the true message of Jesus our Lord and Savior.

tuck

There are church's that focus completely on the Grace. Which is what Jesus is about. There are some church's out there that are false, some have slipped away. For some reason Buddhists always like to point out whats wrong with Christian church's and then when you ask them the philosophy of the Christian church they get it bass ackwards.
Personally I don't have a clue why someone is a Buddhist. I'm pretty sure they're the same way about Christians.

I can tell you, that Grace is not this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mysticism

Although in the much broader sense of the meaning it can be very loosely translated as being such.

"I think GOD wants me to be PRESIDENT"... Bushiticus 2000

I doubt it. My daddy is an international preacher man. The christian church he goes to has 10's of thousands for each service and 3 services alone on sunday and growin' he says.

Imp, on post a scripture :) this should be interesting, I said to myself!

Now we know, Imp is a preachers kid. To cool! Dance some scripture for us Imp and promote Jesus! I don't mind!

Your daddy is real, are you?

Rev. tuck

There are church's that focus completely on the Grace. Which is what Jesus is about. There are some church's out there that are false, some have slipped away. For some reason Buddhists always like to point out whats wrong with Christian church's and then when you ask them the philosophy of the Christian church they get it bass ackwards.
Personally I don't have a clue why someone is a Buddhist. I'm pretty sure they're the same way about Christians.

I can tell you, that Grace is not this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mysticism

Although in the much broader sense of the meaning it can be very loosely translated as being such.

Ok :) Inviolable :) You are sprinkled! And are not" dunked"! We all love the fact that you have gotten that far. One day you will be "duncked", and home free! All is well.

So Iviolable why does the question of Buddha's stuff even come up? The question is whether a "Christian Mystic" is a valid reality or not :)

Rev. tuck

"I think GOD wants me to be PRESIDENT"... Bushiticus 2000

I hope that you do well with your campaign Lib., But I don't vote. I think that there is a rule somewhere :) based on everybody that knows me.

But anyway Lib., welcome to the topic/thread! Things do get boring in a normal reality. They do you know :)

The question is, "Can we draft "Nappy" for President? He may not do anything, but at least the news will be interesting :) ! "

tuck

Imp on post a scripture :) this should be interesting, I said to myself!

Now we know, Imp is a preachers kid. To cool! Dance some scripture for us Imp and promote Jesus! I don't mind!

Your daddy is real, are you?

Rev. tuck

Hahaha.

I don't know anything about his god or the scriptures, sorry, can't help ya.

Yup, I'm really an Imp.
*farts*

Hahaha.

I don't know anything about his god or the scriptures, sorry, can't help ya.

Yup, I'm really an Imp.
*farts*

Imp, thanks for hanging out anyway. And you are always welcome. Technically Imp, you are an Imp "want-a-be" :) but with potiential! After all, you are a preachers kid. Most of them come issued with some "Nick" to them.

Imp, you have my permission to step into anything that I say on this messageboard and just "Imp" around. I do not mind, I like you. And I am an Imp also. :) I am just really really good at it! You are welcome in my world if you wish! Just don't piss of Sparky :) I can't do anything about that one :)

I "honestly do" love you Imp and welcome!

tuck

Ok :) Inviolable :) You are sprinkled! And are not" dunked"! We all love the fact that you have gotten that far. One day you will be "duncked", and home free! All is well.

So Iviolable why does the question of Buddha's stuff even come up? The question is whether a "Christian Mystic" is a valid reality or not :)

Rev. tuck

The frame of mind, its Buddha in nature. minus the deity or plus if you're not Buddhist.

I'd say its possible if the mystic recognizes that they have been forgiven and enlighten by Jesus.

In essence thats what a Christian is, someone who has ultimately shaped their reality through God.

Just don't piss of Sparky :) I can't do anything about that one :)


Sparky is my sweetheart, I don't piss him off. ;)

and I'm not technically a preachers kid, I haven't known my parents for the past 20 years, that's when he found god. I just met him again recently. He uses me as an example of what not to be. haha

Cheers, Tuck.
:drinktoth

Sparky is my sweetheart, I don't piss him off. ;)

and I'm not technically a preachers kid, I haven't known my parents for the past 20 years, that's when he found god. I just met him again recently. He uses me as an example of what not to be. haha

Cheers, Tuck.
:drinktoth

Imp, I suppect that you are the reason that I found God also :) But I still like you! Where ever this goes. :)

tuck

Imp, I suppect that you are the reason that I found God also :) But I still like you! Where ever this goes. :)

tuck

I just hope god don't hold it against me. ;)

"Moreover the Lord saith,Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go,and making a tinkling with their feet: Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the Lord will discover their secret parts." Isaiah 3:16-17

"Moreover the Lord saith,Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go,and making a tinkling with their feet: Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the Lord will discover their secret parts." Isaiah 3:16-17

Afinertouch, I love your Avatar pic, too cool! :)

I just hope god don't hold it against me.

tuck

"Moreover the Lord saith,Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go,and making a tinkling with their feet: Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the Lord will discover their secret parts." Isaiah 3:16-17

Hmmmm.

Wouldn't it have to be the conclusion that the intent of this commentary is to note that the BibleGawd (Jehovah) is intent on spying on the pussies of these lasses.........................??

"Woman what have I to do with thee?" John 2:4

Originally Posted by afinertouch5
"Moreover the Lord saith,Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go,and making a tinkling with their feet: Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the Lord will discover their secret parts." Isaiah 3:16-17


Hmmmm.

Wouldn't it have to be the conclusion that the intent of this commentary is to note that the BibleGawd (Jehovah) is intent on spying on the pussies of these lasses.........................??

FreeThinker has struck again! God but I love that fellow :) !

tuck :) !

"Woman what have I to do with thee?" John 2:4

Afinertouch your avatar picks now show your true uglyness :)

John 2:4," Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? Mine hour is not come."

To make a long story short, Jesus' mom told Him to turn some water into wine and He did :) !

Afinertouch you are so full of crap the that your pants pollute the lives of those around you.

tuck

Afinertouch your avatar picks now show your true uglyness :)

John 2:4," Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? Mine hour is not come."

To make a long story short, Jesus' mom told Him to turn some water into wine and He did :) !

Afinertouch you are so full of crap the that your pants pollute the lives of those around you.

tuck At least I'm not insane!:lolhit:

"And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman, that is a bondmaid,betrothed to an husband, and not at all redeemed,nor freedom given her;she shall be scourged...and the sin which he hath done shall be forgiven him." Leviticus 1920-22

At least I'm not insane!:lolhit:


Thats still up for debate.

"Let your women keep silence in the churches:for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience,as also saith the law. "And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." 1 Corinthians 14:34-35

I think the entire book of Leviticus should be marketed as a sleep aid. Read any chapter and you'll be out like a light.

At least I'm not insane!

Afinertouch, reality is created as it is created :) that is what makes reality fun :) !

The sad and fun part Afinertouch, is that you are "insane", and you are really good at it. :) and most of what you know has been stolen from others. You are not and never will be origional.

And you have permission to be you as long as average folk can't keep up with you. The problem is that you have stepped into all Forums.net :) Non average is allowed to play.

Afinertouch you can not develope friends in a social reality. All forums.net is actually a social reality. Over time you can not win. In the mean time we will just milk you for activity. Activity is the life of a messageboard. Afinertouch you are a joke happening, and in the mean time you contribute to the life of the messageboard if folks are a tiny bit slick about it :)

tuck

I think the entire book of Leviticus should be marketed as a sleep aid. Read any chapter and you'll be out like a light.

Godsandman, that was totally cool! I am a claimed man of God and I can't disagree with you on that one :)

Love!

tuck

I think the entire book of Leviticus should be marketed as a sleep aid. Read any chapter and you'll be out like a light.

Freethinker where are you?! Somebody needs to "sex" up Leviticus!

Freethinker do you have any gifts on that one :) ? Anything would be appreciated!

tuck

"If your valuation of a male from twenty years old up to sixty years old, then your valuation shall be fifty shekels of silver,according to the shekel of the sancturary. If it is a female, then your valuation shall be thirty shekels;and if from five years old up to twenty years old, then your valuation for a male shall be twenty shekels and for a female ten shekels, and if from one month old up to five years old,then your valuation for a male shall be five shekels of silver, and for a female three shekels of silver, and if from sixty years old and above, if it is a male, then your valuation shall be fifteen shekels, and for a female ten shekels." Leviticus 27:3-7

Would this be similar to our original constitution in the U.S.?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-fifths_compromise

"If your valuation of a male from twenty years old up to sixty years old, then your valuation shall be fifty shekels of silver,according to the shekel of the sancturary. If it is a female, then your valuation shall be thirty shekels;and if from five years old up to twenty years old, then your valuation for a male shall be twenty shekels and for a female ten shekels, and if from one month old up to five years old,then your valuation for a male shall be five shekels of silver, and for a female three shekels of silver, and if from sixty years old and above, if it is a male, then your valuation shall be fifteen shekels, and for a female ten shekels." Leviticus 27:3-7

As much as I hate you Afinertouch, I have to personally admire your creativity. Not that what I think matters.

So lets play this one, "Find a quote from Jesus that says that."

I don't know what I am going to do with you Afinertouch :) ? You are not afraid to talk to me :) Humm :) ! And no matter how things are looked at, both sides of an agrument should be looked at. And you are actually pretty slick at presenting the other side of the argument. And I am sure that folks like me hate that part :)

Somebody has to be the idiot Afinertouch and it might as will be you :) "How is that for "insane" :) "

tuck

Would this be similar to our original constitution in the U.S.?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-fifths_compromise

OldPhart, I hate it when you are right :) so cut it out :) ! There has to be a rule here somewhere, I just know that there does :)

Welcome to this topic :) ! Things are totally out of hand!

tuck

"All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense." (Leviticus 20:9)

"All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense." (Leviticus 20:9)

I just know that a parent wrote that one.

Danm guys, not even "smart mouth" tuck has anything to say about that one!

It is totally fraught with stuff :)

tuck

When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace. If they accept and open their gates, all the people in it shall be subject to forced labor and shall work for you. If they refuse to make peace and they engage you in battle,lay seige to that city. When the Lord your God delievers it into your hand, put to the sword all the men in it. As for the woman,the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunders for yourselves... This is how you are to treat all the cities that are a distance for you and do not belong to the nations nearby. However, in the cities of the nations the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breaths. Completelely destroy them-the Hittites,Amorites,Cannanites, Perizzites, Hivities, and Jebusites-as the Lord God has commmanded you.

When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace. If they accept and open their gates, all the people in it shall be subject to forced labor and shall work for you. If they refuse to make peace and they engage you in battle,lay seige to that city. When the Lord your God delievers it into your hand, put to the sword all the men in it. As for the woman,the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunders for yourselves... This is how you are to treat all the cities that are a distance for you and do not belong to the nations nearby. However, in the cities of the nations the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breaths. Completelely destroy them-the Hittites,Amorites,Cannanites, Perizzites, Hivities, and Jebusites-as the Lord God has commmanded you.

Sounds Jewish :)

tuck

[quote=tucker58]Afinertouch, I love your Avatar pic, too cool! :)
thanks. :)

[quote=tucker58]Afinertouch, I love your Avatar pic, too cool! :)
thanks. :)

Not that one "Lunk Head" :)

Afinertouch, I don't know what I am going to do if you and I end up being friends. I have the same problem with Nappy.

I thought that you were Ryan :) because you and he have twin spirits. I still can't believe that you actually live in Northern California and are 49 years old. He lives in Canada and is in his middle 20's. You guys are two peas in a pod :) !

So Afinertouch, tell me about "Weed", the small town, Northern California. I have been there. Have you :) ?

tuck

"4 These, Indra-Vāyu, have been shed; come for our offered dainties’ sake:
The drops are yearning for you both."

Oh those lovely dainties. With their cream filling.

"1 YE Aśvins, rich in treasure, Lords of splendour, having nimble hands,
Accept the sacrificial food."

Mmm More dainties.

"3 Nāsatyas, wonder-workers, yours are these libations with clipt grass:
Come ye whose paths are red with flame."

Dainties go good with grass.

"4 O Indra marvellously bright, come, these libations long for thee,
Thus by fine fingers purified."

Nothing better then some dainties, grass and libations by some fine fingers.

"6 Approach, O Indra, hasting thee, Lord of Bay Horses, to the prayers.
In our libation take delight."

The munchies and cotton mouth are no more!

"10 Wealthy in spoil, enriched with hymns, may bright Sarasvatī desire,
With eager love, our sacrifice."

All in a days work.

[quote=tucker58][quote=afinertouch5]

Not that one "Lunk Head" :)

Afinertouch, I don't know what I am going to do if you and I end up being friends. I have the same problem with Nappy.

I thought that you were Ryan :) because you and he have twin spirits. I still can't believe that you actually live in Northern California and are 49 years old. He lives in Canada and is in his middle 20's. You guys are two peas in a pod :) !

So Afinertouch, tell me about "Weed", the small town, Northern California. I have been there. Have you :) ? ? well I turned 50 on october 14th. I have never been to weed,california..

Freethinker where are you?! Somebody needs to "sex" up Leviticus!

Freethinker do you have any gifts on that one? Anything would be appreciated!

"And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:10-11)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In Leviticus 19:20-22, God mandates that raping a slave woman is punishable by scourging the victim. The rapist himself is to be forgiven.

Whaaaaaa................?!?!?!

What a bizarre tome of insanity the Christian Bible is to suggest such a thing.

"4 Thereafter they, as is their wont, threw off the state of babes unborn,
Assuming sacrificial names."

"4 These, Indra-Vāyu, have been shed; come for our offered dainties’ sake:
The drops are yearning for you both."

Oh those lovely dainties. With their cream filling.

"1 YE Aśvins, rich in treasure, Lords of splendour, having nimble hands,
Accept the sacrificial food."

Mmm More dainties.

"3 Nāsatyas, wonder-workers, yours are these libations with clipt grass:
Come ye whose paths are red with flame."

Dainties go good with grass.

"4 O Indra marvellously bright, come, these libations long for thee,
Thus by fine fingers purified."

Nothing better then some dainties, grass and libations by some fine fingers.

"6 Approach, O Indra, hasting thee, Lord of Bay Horses, to the prayers.
In our libation take delight."

The munchies and cotton mouth are no more!

"10 Wealthy in spoil, enriched with hymns, may bright Sarasvatī desire,
With eager love, our sacrifice."

All in a days work.

Inviolable :) , that post was just way to much fun! What the author was actually trying to say was that you should allow God's Holy Spirit (Brahman) to love you!

I think that the author was up to his/her "tush" in non believers when he/she wrote that one :) And what is funny is that it has a Christian Scripture slant to it that we could investigate if you would like to :) My actually loved, "sprinkled one" :)

Rev. tuck :) I am a yogi you know :)

"4 These, Indra-Vāyu, have been shed; come for our offered dainties’ sake:
The drops are yearning for you both."

Oh those lovely dainties. With their cream filling.

"1 YE Aśvins, rich in treasure, Lords of splendour, having nimble hands,
Accept the sacrificial food."

Mmm More dainties.

"3 Nāsatyas, wonder-workers, yours are these libations with clipt grass:
Come ye whose paths are red with flame."

Dainties go good with grass.

"4 O Indra marvellously bright, come, these libations long for thee,
Thus by fine fingers purified."

Nothing better then some dainties, grass and libations by some fine fingers.

"6 Approach, O Indra, hasting thee, Lord of Bay Horses, to the prayers.
In our libation take delight."

The munchies and cotton mouth are no more!

"10 Wealthy in spoil, enriched with hymns, may bright Sarasvatī desire,
With eager love, our sacrifice."

All in a days work.

Inviolable :) , that post was just way to much fun! What the author was actually trying to say was that you should allow God's Holy Spirit (Brahman) to love you!

I think that the author was up to his/her "tush" in non believers when he/she wrote that one :) And what is funny is that it has a Christian Scripture slant to it that we could investigate if you would like to :) My actually loved, "sprinkled one" :)

Rev. tuck :) I am a yogi you know :)

"4 Thereafter they, as is their wont, threw off the state of babes unborn,
Assuming sacrificial names."

"Until ye be as a child, ye shall not know the Kindom of Heaven." :)

hugs :)

yogi tuck :)

"And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:10-11)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In Leviticus 19:20-22, God mandates that raping a slave woman is punishable by scourging the victim. The rapist himself is to be forgiven.

Whaaaaaa................?!?!?!

What a bizarre tome of insanity the Christian Bible is to suggest such a thing.

Freethinker that was fun!

And one does wonder why that is a part of the Christian Bible :) The problem with Christianity is that we are all Jewish. Even though Jews don't think so :)

Oh boy am I in trouble! tuck

[quote=tucker58][quote=afinertouch5]

Not that one "Lunk Head" :)

Afinertouch, I don't know what I am going to do if you and I end up being friends. I have the same problem with Nappy.

I thought that you were Ryan :) because you and he have twin spirits. I still can't believe that you actually live in Northern California and are 49 years old. He lives in Canada and is in his middle 20's. You guys are two peas in a pod :) !

So Afinertouch, tell me about "Weed", the small town, Northern California. I have been there. Have you :) ? ? well I turned 50 on october 14th. I have never been to weed,california..

Your responce was expected :)

tuck

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

"Wine is like life to men, if you drink it in moderation. What is life to a man who is without wine? It has been created to make men glad." (Sirach 31:27)

:D

[quote=tucker58][quote=afinertouch5]

Not that one "Lunk Head" :)

Afinertouch, I don't know what I am going to do if you and I end up being friends. I have the same problem with Nappy.

I thought that you were Ryan :) because you and he have twin spirits. I still can't believe that you actually live in Northern California and are 49 years old. He lives in Canada and is in his middle 20's. You guys are two peas in a pod :) !

So Afinertouch, tell me about "Weed", the small town, Northern California. I have been there. Have you :) ? ? well I turned 50 on october 14th. I have never been to weed,california..

You responce was expected :)

tuck

Guys I am double posting :) this can't be good!

tuck

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

That quote ought to keep CSI busy! :)

LF that was way to much fun!

tuck

"Wine is like life to men, if you drink it in moderation. What is life to a man who is without wine? It has been created to make men glad." (Sirach 31:27)

:D

One really needs to keep in mind that they were talking about "watered" wine :) Today we call it "beer!", :drinktoth ,if we are a normal American :) and are actually concerned about our livers :) . :hula:

OldPhart that was fun!

tuck :drinktoth

How about this one tuck?

"3 Dear Narāśaṁsa, sweet of tongue, the giver of oblations, I
Invoke to this our sacrifice."

More grass, but this grass drips with oil.

"5 Strew, O ye wise, the sacred grass that drips with oil, in order due,
Where the Immortal is beheld."

More sacrifice.

"6 Thrown open be the Doors Divine, unfailing, that assist the rite,
For sacrifice this day and now."

Sacrifice over grass.

"7 I call the lovely Night and Dawn to seat them on the holy grass
At this our solemn sacrifice."

Lovely peaceful grass.

"9 Iḷā, Sarasvatī, Mahī, three Goddesses who bring delight,
Be seated, peaceful, on the grass."

More sacrifice.

"12 With Svāhā pay the sacrifice to Indra in the offerer's house:
Thither I call the Deities."

They really love the grass.

"5 The sons of Kaṇva fain for help adore thee, having strewn the grass,
With offerings and all things prepared."

Time to take care of that cotton mouth.

"10 With all the Gods, with Indra, with Vāyu, and Mitra's splendours, drink,
Agni, the pleasant Soma juice."

Cotton mouth is gone, more sacrifice!

"11 Ordained by Manu as our Priest, thou sittest, Agni, at each rite:
Hallow thou this our sacrifice."

Time to blaze up.

"12 Harness the Red Mares to thy car, the Bays, O God, the flaming ones:
With those bring hitherward the Gods."

One really needs to keep in mind that they were talking about "watered" wine :) Today we call it "beer!", :drinktoth ,if we are a normal American :) and are actually concerned about our livers :) . :hula:

OldPhart that was fun!

tuck :drinktoth Watered wine? What is that? And where do you get that "we" call it beer? Wine is made from grapes and beer is made from hops so how could they be the same thing? Even if you water down wine it is still not beer?????