I announce to thee, thy new savior on earth! I expect many more miracles out of this divine, sacred being!

Your savior awaits your click! (http://cache.cow.net/offers/Jesus%20Cat.swf)

Notice the guy standing in the water. It can't be more than a few inches deep. The cat touches bottom with every step.

Nevertheless, due to his fine effort, I say he qualifies for the rapture...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animal%20ani%20gifs/cats/heavencat.gif

Notice the guy standing in the water. It can't be more than a few inches deep. The cat touches bottom with every step.Oh ye of little faith!

Why can't you just believe...?

Such heathens have no place amongst God's Chosen! Godsandmen you would choose to side with the Antichrist? The divine light of Christ is upon you, the proof right there in front of your eyes, and you dare still deny it!? You shall get your just desserts when the armies of Satan march and you are left out of the light of God's grace!

Amen!

He would rather ARROGANTLY worship himself as a god than HUMBLY submit to God's will because he has been BRAINWASHED by HBO.

Snap! I subscribe to HBO!!

I knew there was something funny about Deadwood...

Snap! I subscribe to HBO!!Oh you poor, poor lost child!

I'll pray for you... :thumbs:

that would explain why cats think you exist to worship them.

Snap! I subscribe to HBO!!

I knew there was something funny about Deadwood...

Heeeey, (slap) Deadwood is an excellent show.

Notice the guy standing in the water. It can't be more than a few inches deep. The cat touches bottom with every step.

OH ! How Enlighteneing of you.
Whataya want.A Holy Picture er somethin.?

Heeeey, (slap) Deadwood is an excellent show.


Theres something funny about six feet under to, I'll just use that instead.

that would explain why cats think you exist to worship them.

Better than Worshipping The God of Post silly nasal drips.
Like You doo-doo.

Theres something funny about six feet under to, I'll just use that instead.
:D yeah, use that one, at least the series has concluded.

Oh you poor, poor lost child!

I'll pray for you... :thumbs:

And I'll think for you. :thumbs:

And I'll think for you. :thumbs:heheh

I announce to thee, thy new savior on earth! I expect many more miracles out of this divine, sacred being!

Your savior awaits your click! (http://cache.cow.net/offers/Jesus%20Cat.swf)

Ah yes God Nappy :)

Such heathens have no place amongst God's Chosen! Godsandmen you would choose to side with the Antichrist? The divine light of Christ is upon you, the proof right there in front of your eyes, and you dare still deny it!? You shall get your just desserts when the armies of Satan march and you are left out of the light of God's grace!

Oh yes and again God Nappy :)

Better than Worshipping The God of Post silly nasal drips.
Like You doo-doo.

Fool you just might be fun :)

Gold metal Nappy :)

Almost six thousand posts on this messageboard and you have never said anything nice to anybody :)

Every messageboard has its "melanoma". You can't have a body without a cancer that tries to kill the body :)

All old messageboards die because the Nappy's kill the sunshine.

And son you are the "King". And in this topic we get to have a look at your "dogs", and they are interesting.

And the truth is that a healthy body can handle some cancer. If the body knows where the cancer is :)

How is this for "Platitudes" "Oh Gold Medal, Kingly One", I am not here to promote me :) I am here to promote this messageboard because I love it.

There is no place to hide :) Lets play in the sunshine :) All foruns.net, "Minds at Play!"

Hugs :)

tuck

Actually, Nappy has said nice things plenty of times.

Nonsense! I have done no such thing! DF, I will sue you for slander,if you keep spreading such awful, awful rumors!

Actually, Nappy has said nice things plenty of times.

I guess the question is Dark, am I the problem or is Nappy, your version of reality? Obviously Nappy and I are in conflict.

Choose a side or diplomacy, I don't mind :)

Nappy is a "Gold Medal" member, I am a Reg. newbe :)

Oh and this :) we have woke up Nappy's topic :)

He only got two pages :) "How do we parley this into "infinity" :) " He created a topic that does not belong in "Religion" :) or "Philosophy", it is just "mean muffin". But who cares, you can only talk about God so much and activity "is" the life of a messageboard :)

And if you back "Nappy", he will dump you somewhere along the line. It is his nature.

Thank you for your post "Dark" :) you create an interesting reality :)

tuck

Nonsense! I have done no such thing! DF, I will sue you for slander,if you keep spreading such awful, awful rumors!

Nappy you are a King want to be. I don't want to be a King. I am a wizard and Sparky is my King :) Sparky can PM me at anytime and ask me to leave and I will go do something else. Tis not a problem. No anger, no hostility.

Ok? Gold Medal Nappy.

Go talk to your King, "Lord Nappy", and tell him that I am a threat to his Kingdom. I don't mind. He is my King and I love his Kingdom.

tuck

Lord Nappy, "Sue me!", "Oh Gold Medal Nappy One", and we will go through everything that you have posted on this messageboard and explain to the Court, "How you have systematically attempted to destroy this messageboard. :) "

And we can do this Lord, "Just for no other reason, "But just for fun :) " "

tucky

After walking on water, the real battle begins...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animals/cats/c3zxi2lczhkz7v3ls7k43ngcj3.jpg

And having conquered the powers of darkness, Lord Kitty ascends into heaven...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animal%20ani%20gifs/cats/heavencat.gif

Heeeey, (slap) Deadwood is an excellent show.

That show was the best.... I didn't catch it until it was over (gotta love DVD box sets) I was so pissed to get half way through the second season to find out there is only one season left and even more mad to find out it was done in a hurry and rushed....

The only tragedy worse is firefly only being on for one season..... try watching that first season,and then go look for the second season and ...NOPE.... there isnt one... and season 1 ends on such cliff hangers and the movie as good as it was gave no closure...

Truly Lord Kitty is God's greatest gift to mankind....

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animal%20ani%20gifs/cats/nohands.gif

I guess the question is Dark, am I the problem or is Nappy, your version of reality? Obviously Nappy and I are in conflict.

Choose a side or diplomacy, I don't mind :)

Nappy is a "Gold Medal" member, I am a Reg. newbe :)

Oh and this :) we have woke up Nappy's topic :)

He only got two pages :) "How do we parley this into "infinity" :) " He created a topic that does not belong in "Religion" :) or "Philosophy", it is just "mean muffin". But who cares, you can only talk about God so much and activity "is" the life of a messageboard :)

And if you back "Nappy", he will dump you somewhere along the line. It is his nature.

Thank you for your post "Dark" :) you create an interesting reality :)

tuck


WOAH.... What the fuck.... either i am way drunk or Tuck has fucking lost his god damn mind.... This is insanity

To this day, the dark devil kitty still can't believe what he witnessed that day...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animals/cats/1396214591_8732cbcb9b.jpg

But he vows revenge...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animals/cats/1174786972.jpg

and whats with this guy and the cats???? my lord what is happening...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animal%20ani%20gifs/cats/spookygreeneyedstare476ws9.gif

But it's too late for devil cat. Lord Kitty has defeated him. He's all washed up...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animals/cats/36.jpg

And now Lord Kitty acts as out intermediary, making the way for the rest of us kittens to climb the stairway to heaven...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animal%20ani%20gifs/cats/kittenladder.gif

May the blessed Lord Kitty forever be praised!!

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animals/cats/christcat.jpg

Lastly, in all fairness, I should point out that the Kitty Christ myth was largely borrowed from earlier Egyptian kitty worship...


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animal%20ani%20gifs/cats/catlikeanegyption.gif

Lastly, in all fairness, I should point out that the Kitty Christ myth was largely borrowed from earlier Egyptian kitty worship...


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/animal%20ani%20gifs/cats/catlikeanegyption.gif

Cool! I was there and saw it happen :) And those kitties painted too! Even today kitties are making money painting. They actually are you know :) !

tuck