Yes, this is how I'm choosing to celebrate my 3,000th post; by showing you one of the dumbest, pointless, freakiest, most get-your-ass-kicked-in-school products I've seen on the market. If you ever want to be alienated by all your friends and be a target for every bully in the known district, this is the outfit for you. (http://www.ufocap.com/)

I dont know how it is in Iowa, but you'd fit right in with that head condom at UCLA

It's pretty much the same at Iowa State. Our neighbors just had a sex (product) party this past weekend...wonder if this thing was a part of that event.

Just when I think the world possibly can't get any weirder. You post this. Damn, I thought The Dude had the monopoly on the truly weird ass shit posts.