View Full Version : Liberalism a rather frightening psychological disorder????
LiquidFork
09-12-2007, 10:03 AM
WARNING:The thoughts expressed below do not come from a pre-approved media source according to FT,Sedan and company.
Liberalism. Is it simply a misguided political philosophy? Or is it, in fact, a deep seated and rather frightening psychological disorder? Neurosis is defined as Any one of various functional disorders of the mind or emotions having no physical cause. Also, mild mental illness characterized by anxiety, unreasonable fears, insecurity and the neurotic may seem hostile, selfish. This last bit is key-unmitigated hostility. To truly understand the Liberal, it is essential to recognize the hostility inherent in all his rantings, from the vicious attacks upon anyone who opposes his views to the unquenchable thirst to label opposing viewpoints as racist or immoral, as a symptom of the underlying condition inflicting him. While rhetoric is common along the entire political spectrum, from the far right to the far left, it is so pronounced a phenomenon in the Liberal as to provoke this theory of mental challenge. Let us look at some specific examples. The branding of President Bush as a racist after the Hurricane Katrina disaster is a perfect example. Report after report came out from the Liberal that the death toll was almost exclusively made up of poor black people, and therefore President Bush must be a racist. The actual fact that this was not at all the case was something that the Liberal simply could not grasp. Indeed, even after the numbers had been tallied and the actual dead were found to be split almost evenly between rich and poor, black and white, the Liberal today will still insist that the Government's response to the disaster is proof positive that President Bush is a racist. The collision between fact and belief cannot be reconciled in the Liberal's mind. This unreality, if I may use the term, and the need to place an unjustified label on the President is but a symptom of the underlying disorder. The recent wiretapping scandal is another prime example. I watched on television the other day while a Liberal was read, verbatim, the two Federal Court decisions upholding a Presidents authority to unilaterally approve wiretaps under national security concerns. The Liberals response? That the President acted illegally and without authority. The moderator again read the decisions, to which the Liberal replied, like a repentant petitioner chanting a mantra, that President Bush acted illegally and without authority. This is a clear case of the Liberals incapacity to accept reality, and his underlying need to assign unsupportable labels and to manufacture a reality to match his beliefs-hence, the hostile response. This fascinating disorder is further exemplified by the absolute inability of the Liberal to answer a direct question directly, without assailing either the questioner or the topic of the question. For instance, during the 2004 presidential elections, I asked many Liberals why they were voting for John Kerry. Their answers varied from Bush is a racist to Bush is an idiot to Bush is in bed with Big Business to Bush is a war-monger. When I repeated the question, but added that they could not use Bush name in their answer, in other words, explain why they were voting for Kerry specifically, the Liberal would become nonplussed, and then hostile. I have also asked Liberals what they would have done, specifically, in Iraq. The answer is invariably some variation of Anything except what Bush did. Pressed to specify what, exactly, that means, the Liberal is, predictably, nonplussed and then hostile. Asked what he would do about Social Security, the Liberal responds, Anything except what Bush proposes. When pressed for details, the Liberal becomes nonplussed, then hostile. Notice that the neurosis is manifested by an inability to accept reality and an overt hostility towards any questioning of his belief system. by Ken Ankenbrandt
dharmabum
09-12-2007, 10:09 AM
When I posted an actual scientific study that showed that conservatism is a mental disorder, I got blasted for it.
LiquidFork
09-12-2007, 10:56 AM
When I posted an actual scientific study that showed that conservatism is a mental disorder, I got blasted for it.
I must of missed that. If I send a S.A.S.E could i get the transcript... Or you know what i can even save the stamp... tell me where this "actual scientific study" came from.
Jester
09-12-2007, 12:03 PM
A mental disorder? Maybe if you what liberalism actually was you wouldn't have such a distaste for it. This thread is ridiculous.
LiquidFork
09-12-2007, 12:11 PM
Maybe if you what liberalism actually was you wouldn't have such a distaste for it.
maybe later i can go through the original posting on the thread and re-explain it in an "easier to understand" manor.
If you want i can nominate you head of the AFN committee thats purpose is to seek out and find all posts deemed ridiculous. Considering 90% of the posts here tend to lean one way or another.. depending by your seat on the fence your going to be very busy with your new post. Feel free to name your own cabinet and once re-election time comes i would like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom on the weekend of Feb 3rd-5th
Jester
09-12-2007, 12:39 PM
maybe later i can go through the original posting on the thread and re-explain it in an "easier to understand" manor.Won't be necessary. It didn't take much intellect to write that post, so it didn't take much to understand it either.
If you want i can nominate you head of the AFN committee thats purpose is to seek out and find all posts deemed ridiculous. Considering 90% of the posts here tend to lean one way or another.. depending by your seat on the fence your going to be very busy with your new post. Feel free to name your own cabinet and once re-election time comes i would like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom on the weekend of Feb 3rd-5thI'd be fuckin honored.
Now you'd better get to work on your new thread, "Socialism an STD???"
LiquidFork
09-12-2007, 12:46 PM
Well considering the fact your are associating the republicans/conservative views with the socialism,i do not know how i can label such an STD. That is assuming your referring to sexual transmitted diseases. Considering it has long been the views of the republican party to have morals. Promiscuous behavior that typically results in casual sex is a big no no for most people in this country with conservative views. I am having trouble with fining a link to the right side of the fence and an STD. If you were trying to be funny than all i can say is Try Again...
Yeah, i can go all day bud. lets go lets go.
LiquidFork
09-12-2007, 01:03 PM
Won't be necessary. It didn't take much intellect to write that post, so it didn't take much to understand it either.
THis from the fucking guy with the word "TOOL" in his avatar. This will be the one case where words speak just as loud as actions...
Phyrex
09-12-2007, 01:10 PM
When I posted an actual scientific study that showed that conservatism is a mental disorder, I got blasted for it.
I remember that, I posted a counter topic saying liberalism is a mental disorder. Only did that to piss you guys off though, lol. I'm pretty sure neither is a disorder, people are just wired differently.
Oh yeah, and Liquid, I think you would find it better if you would perhaps use paragraphs At least I think we all would.
LiquidFork
09-12-2007, 01:23 PM
I remember that, I posted a counter topic saying liberalism is a mental disorder. Only did that to piss you guys off though, lol. I'm pretty sure neither is a disorder, people are just wired differently.
Oh yeah, and Liquid, I think you would find it better if you would perhaps use paragraphs At least I think we all would.
Naw thats O.K... I am cool..... thanks though....
Not to be mean because i have done that enough today but if you read any of my posts you can see i usually do have my ideas neat and organized. The post you are refering to was a C/P. When it pasted it ran it all together like that and clipped the source. I didnt fix it because i was lazy.
BorgHunter
09-12-2007, 01:25 PM
I am a libertarian. I don't like liberalism. I hate socialism. Etc.
And this is the stupidest thread topic in a while. "Liberalism a mental disorder", "conservatism a mental disorder", "Christianity a mental disorder", "atheism a mental disorder". I've seen all of these suggested before, and they are all equally stupid. And they are generally made by people who end up out of actual, legitimate complaints about a philosophy, so they resort to name-calling and childish attacks of character. Give it a fucking rest. People think differently than you do, that doesn't make them mentally ill.
fluffernutter
09-12-2007, 01:27 PM
When I repeated the question, but added that they could not use Bush name in their answer, in other words, explain why they were voting for Kerry specifically, the Liberal would become nonplussed, and then hostile.So let me get this straight. If the guy in office is a complete blithering buffoon, I can't vote him out for that reason alone?!? Seems to me that about half if not MOST of the voters in recent elections are doing just that: voting the bums out. It's an AMERICAN, not a "liberal" tradition. And that make whining complainers like YOU un-American, Liquid Snot. There's a nice cell for traitors like you and Kenny Ankenbrandt in Gitmo, with jumper cables and a Sears Die-Hard for cell mates.
LiquidFork
09-12-2007, 01:28 PM
I am a libertarian. I don't like liberalism. I hate socialism. Etc.
And this is the stupidest thread topic in a while. "Liberalism a mental disorder", "conservatism a mental disorder", "Christianity a mental disorder", "atheism a mental disorder". I've seen all of these suggested before, and they are all equally stupid. And they are generally made by people who end up out of actual, legitimate complaints about a philosophy, so they resort to name-calling and childish attacks of character. Give it a fucking rest. People think differently than you do, that doesn't make them mentally ill.
Ahhhh you got to be kidding me... all the bullshit that gets posted on here about this that and the other and YOU of all people call ME out on mine? This has got to be a joke ::looks around his apartment for the hidden camera::
sassyrunner
09-12-2007, 01:34 PM
So let me get this straight. If the guy in office is a complete blithering buffoon, I can't vote him out for that reason alone?!? Seems to me that about half if not MOST of the voters in recent elections are doing just that: voting the bums out. It's an AMERICAN, not a "liberal" tradition. And that make whining complainers like YOU un-American, Liquid Snot. There's a nice cell for traitors like you and Kenny Ankenbrandt in Gitmo, with jumper cables and a Sears Die-Hard for cell mates.
:lolhit: And there seems to be more bums that we Americans will be voting out in next election-, of course, that's if they haven't resigned before the election.;)
paulc
09-12-2007, 03:15 PM
Define 'Liberals'.
moderate
09-12-2007, 03:27 PM
Define 'Liberals'.
a. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
b. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.
c. Of, relating to, or characteristic of liberalism.
d. Liberal Of, designating, or characteristic of a political party founded on or associated with principles of social and political liberalism.
BOLD type indicates my favorite, and the one element most lacking in American "Liberals".
Shilohproject
09-12-2007, 03:33 PM
...and the one element most lacking in American "Liberals".How so?
moderate
09-12-2007, 03:47 PM
How so?
"tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others"
If you must ask, your not paying attention.
Shilohproject
09-12-2007, 04:13 PM
"tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others"
If you must ask, your not paying attention.Maybe I just disagree with your take on things, since it is the position bitching about other folks.
moderate
09-12-2007, 04:29 PM
Maybe I just disagree with your take on things, since it is the position bitching about other folks.
More power to ya. But the shoe sure looks like it fits.
Jester
09-12-2007, 05:36 PM
THis from the fucking guy with the word "TOOL" in his avatar. This will be the one case where words speak just as loud as actions...
Not much of a rock fan, are you.
Anyone with half a brain would see how stupid your post was... and I suspect that you do too. Maybe you're countering all the stupid posts from the left with one from the right. Or maybe you really are a genuine retard. Fuck if I know.
LiquidFork
09-12-2007, 07:29 PM
I am a rock fan . I seen tool four times.Twice in LA with Peach and pigmy circus. I seen them once in Newport with Seven dust and Prong and once in Dallas. That latter two where during the 10k days tour. I dont know what the story with them is now though. If you seen their web page it is a huge monologue from I guess Maynard.
Since you have made it your business to not only insult me twice,but to imply i am retarded,i guess your cross at me. I can only pray that the part of texas your in is Houston and that your free tomorrow so we can patch things up
Jester
09-12-2007, 08:00 PM
Since you have made it your business to not only insult me twice,but to imply i am retarded,i guess your cross at me. I didn't imply you were retarded. I said you either posted something that you knew was flawed, stupid and ridiculous to balance out similar threads from left-leaning members, OR that you're retarded. Looking at one of your posts in another thread, it seems like it's the former.
I can only pray that the part of texas your in is Houston and that your free tomorrow so we can patch things up
I'm not exactly sure what you're saying here. You're either trying to be buddies with me, or you're trying to fight me. Either way, I'm not interested.
BorgHunter
09-12-2007, 08:05 PM
or you're trying to fight me.
If he did try to fight you, you should show up to the fight in your Army uniform.
Shilohproject
09-12-2007, 08:28 PM
And LF could wear his cop suit!:lolhit:
Napsterbater
09-12-2007, 08:41 PM
How do you expect people to actually read that? I get it, you're lazy, but the laziness of the readers trumps that of the poster's. I don't think more than two people who posted in this thread actually read the article, if that. I sure didn't. Putting line breaks in would take you all of two seconds, and vastly increase the quality of the resulting discussion.
I've got hope for you, liquid, but you have a long way to go, before you can be considered the right wing version of FT.
As for the article itself, a mental disorder? That's rich.
Jester
09-12-2007, 09:10 PM
If he did try to fight you, you should show up to the fight in your Army uniform.Nah, he wouldn't be worth it.
And LF could wear his cop suit!:lolhit:He's a cop? Wow. So much for upholding the law.
paulc
09-13-2007, 12:57 AM
Law enforcement Texas style.
afinertouch5
09-13-2007, 07:30 AM
Define 'Liberals'. Broadminded people! Someone who is not afraid of change.
paulc
09-13-2007, 09:15 AM
You would think that liberals made America a great place then,with all the modern inventions developed there.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 09:40 AM
I'm not exactly sure what you're saying here. You're either trying to be buddies with me, or you're trying to fight me.
oh my god are we in highschool? are you that much of an insecure little boy that you think i want to fight you? Sorry buddy my fighting days are long over. I am lucky to even beable to walk on a good day and on bad days i cant. Not sure how this got so twisted. I probably should of let the retard comment slide. I know it was a result of your being offended i posted a biased article and called you a tool. So the next time Dharma or thruth do the same thing i guess you will be right there .
Today is a new day,and i really didnt want to start it fighting.You can take it anyway you want. Take it as i called you out for running your mouth and you cheerfully declined,or take it as you over read my words and this ugly situation got even uglier. If you want to chalk up the "win" in this little incident then by all means take it. I concede and you have officially won.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 09:46 AM
How do you expect people to actually read that? I get it, you're lazy, but the laziness of the readers trumps that of the poster's. I don't think more than two people who posted in this thread actually read the article, if that. I sure didn't. Putting line breaks in would take you all of two seconds, and vastly increase the quality of the resulting discussion.
I've got hope for you, liquid, but you have a long way to go, before you can be considered the right wing version of FT.
As for the article itself, a mental disorder? That's rich.
This comming from the guy who posted directions to his hometown so detailed that one could not only find him,but the coffeehouse he goes to regularly.
Hell Dharmas got a scientific study saying the exact opposite.
I never understand how truth will post 5 of his 5973 articles that have ever been posted on moveon.org and no one says a word. infasct within two or three replies there is a threadjack,and the debate takes on a mind of its own. That is rich.
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 09:48 AM
No one says a word to truthout because nobody cares anymore, except FT. Even fewer people read his tripe than yours. Yours is at least interesting enough to comment on.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 10:25 AM
No one says a word to truthout because nobody cares anymore, except FT. Even fewer people read his tripe than your's. Your's is at least interesting enough to comment on.
I dont know if i should be happy or embarrassed.
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by Masturbate
You know, you should probably try it sometime. Then maybe it would mellow you out and you won't have this ridiculous chip on your shoulder all the time. Here's a hint, try porn. Preferably girl on guy porn, but if the guy on guy thing jazzes you, I say go for it.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 10:50 AM
You know, you should probably try it sometime. Then maybe it would mellow you out and you won't have this ridiculous chip on your shoulder all the time. .
are you seriously talking about a chip on my shoulder? now i know for sure there is gotta be a hidden camers in my apartment. ::looks into the mirror:: is it there?
and call me wrong but i do think it is a little creepy for another dude to tell me to masturbate. I mean i am not denying the act itself. I can bend steel bars with the strength in my wrists from my on the job training....
on the subject of porn,the girl/guy senerio is a little tame for me. i need something with a little more spice and adventure. Trust me we do not want to talk about our own personal fetishes and tastes of porn on here or any other forum.
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 11:04 AM
on the subject of porn,the girl/guy senerio is a little tame for me. i need something with a little more spice and adventure.
Girl-horse porn? As long as we're talking about psychological disorders...
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 11:15 AM
Girl-horse porn? As long as we're talking about psychological disorders...
dont tell me a man of your tastes has never been to a donkey show?
I never had. I am not saying i would even like it. chances are i would see a few seconds of it and be totally disgusted and walk out. But that doesnt mean i wouldnt pass on a chance.
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 11:24 AM
Trust me we do not want to talk about our own personal fetishes and tastes of porn on here or any other forum.
I don't have a problem admitting I like mostly MILF porn, Gonzo porn, and porn where the dude's out there pretending he's picking up the women without it being scripted. Lezzie porn just doesn't do it for me. I don't really get outside that box too often. My porno women mostly have huge tits. Porn is mostly a visual thing, but I like to watch the process the girls go through as they get increasingly turned on, and how their bodies move when they're getting stuffed.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 11:34 AM
I don't have a problem admitting I like mostly MILF porn, Gonzo porn, and porn where the dude's out there pretending he's picking up the women without it being scripted. Lezzie porn just doesn't do it for me. I don't really get outside that box too often. My porno women mostly have huge tits. Porn is mostly a visual thing, but I like to watch the process the girls go through as they get increasingly turned on, and how their bodies move when they're getting stuffed.
Then i see i have ran into another bang bus fan... Milf hunter is O.K too. I do like the whole "picking up females"\ aspect... streetblowjobs and bookwormbitches are cool too. in fact most of naughty America sites are geared toward that. If you dont think about it too hard,and imagine you can kinda believe it isn't scripted. COLLEGEFUCKFEST didn't do it for me... too underdone.... lezz doesn't do it for me either... i don't mind a little girl/girl...but if it dominates the whole landscape of the film,or scene i would say no....
Process is important too. i would not watch something usually that jumps right into it. Those "pickup" sites have movies that can go on for 40 plus minutes before there are anything outside of PG-13... and you GOTTA love the commentary....Dirty Sanchez and Ugly are the best duo out there.
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 11:45 AM
I loves me some Jack's Adventures! My favorite gonzo porn series.
I fucking hate it when they cut parts of the scene out, so as to get to the "good" stuff. :rolleyes: Like, they'll be kissing and petting, still clothed, then all of a sudden they cut to him sticking it in, both people nekkid. Argh!
BangBus is okay, but I generally steer clear of it for better produced fare, like Milf Hunter, Naughty America, and BangBros. I've never heard of Dirty Sanchez and Ugly, I'm going to have to look it up.
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 11:50 AM
Oooh, we're talking about porn now? :D You guys have such tame tastes... Mine are much kinkier. :eek:
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 11:52 AM
NO NO... napster just simply stated his style and i shared my likes/dislikes on that genre.... I can aqssure you if i spoke my favorite flavors of porn i would be barred and you and every other minors parents would be looking for me for "corrupting" thier children.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 11:57 AM
BangBus is okay, but I generally steer clear of it for better produced fare, like Milf Hunter, Naughty America, and BangBros. I've never heard of Dirty Sanchez and Ugly, I'm going to have to look it up.
Dirty Sanchez and ugly are the two from bangbus.... actually sanchez is the camera guy/commentator for all of bangbros... probably the founder... ugly is the dude that drives the van.... Naughty America is probably the best conglomerate of sites for that genre.
wildpass.com is a good full length movie download site. They have about 20 catagories... Gonzo and POV are the most popular. The fee is 30 a month... but if you sign up for the 3.9 two day trial.... when you quit it ,it will ask for you to stay for a reduced price of $14.99...if you say no again it will then even offer it to you for $5.95... i huge steal IMO
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 12:02 PM
NO NO... napster just simply stated his style and i shared my likes/dislikes on that genre.... I can aqssure you if i spoke my favorite flavors of porn i would be barred and you and every other minors parents would be looking for me for "corrupting" thier children.
Hahaha... Probably so. Well as for my tastes, there has to be at least one girl and at least one guy involved, and I don't like it if the girl looks like she's enjoying it.
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 12:16 PM
Dirty Sanchez and ugly are the two from bangbus.... actually sanchez is the camera guy/commentator for all of bangbros... probably the founder... ugly is the dude that drives the van.... Naughty America is probably the best conglomerate of sites for that genre.
wildpass.com is a good full length movie download site. They have about 20 catagories... Gonzo and POV are the most popular. The fee is 30 a month... but if you sign up for the 3.9 two day trial.... when you quit it ,it will ask for you to stay for a reduced price of $14.99...if you say no again it will then even offer it to you for $5.95... i huge steal IMO
You ought to learn how to use bittorrent, and learn the joys of adultsins.net. If you want a steal, that's the way to do it.
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 12:17 PM
I don't like it if the girl looks like she's enjoying it.
No shit? You must like it really rough!
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 12:19 PM
Naughty America is probably the best conglomerate of sites for that genre.
I like it sooooo much better now that the models have stopped staring at the camera every chance they get.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 12:26 PM
Hahaha... Probably so. Well as for my tastes, there has to be at least one girl and at least one guy involved, and I don't like it if the girl looks like she's enjoying it.
so you like to be with your uy,have a girl involved but she csant be enjoying it... Either your punching her in the mouth every few minutes or so.... or you have one odd voyeuristic/exhibition fetish...
I have done the two girl/me thing before... it wasnt it was all cracked up to be. They girls were not bisexual,so it put alot of pressure on me...I just needed to train harder for the event i guess...
I also fell into the trap of a former girlfriend telling me " I want to see you with another girl" and ofcourse i got the "I promise i wont be mad,it'll be a turn on"... HA HA HA..... what a load of crap.... She had Red hair by the way... she couldnt be trusted... If your reading this Jessicas Peoples... i am talking about you... LOL... WOW.. that felt good.
is it too late to start drinking at 12:30pm?
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 12:28 PM
Alcoholism is highly underrated.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 12:31 PM
You ought to learn how to use bittorrent, and learn the joys of adultsins.net. If you want a steal, that's the way to do it.
When i was in my early 20s i used those programs and stole alot of porn and burned them and sold them on E-bay..... Towards the end i was bringing in 600-800 every 10 days... LOL.... Then I got a cease and desist letter from a attorney,,,,, That was the end of my E-bay career
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 12:36 PM
Alcoholism is highly underrated.
After my accident,my X left me... said I lost my spirit and i was using alcohol as a crutch... LOL was she way off... it is my friggen wheelchair...:hula:
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 12:38 PM
Were you sad to see her go?
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 12:44 PM
Were you sad to see her go?
I really make it a rule not to pour my heart out on here about my personal life. I fel later down the road one of you guys will toss it back at me...
But yeah... i was with her close to 7 years.. she was my bestfriend,and my biggest supporter. She was my world and i doubt that hole in my existance can ever really be replaced
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 12:44 PM
LOL... I don't want to see my guy with another girl. It would be a turn on of course, but I think that it would hurt me emotionally so it wouldn't be worth it. The only threesomes I've every had were 2 guys & me.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 12:51 PM
The only threesomes I've every had were 2 guys & me.
ohhh boy.. i am so going to leave that alone. thank god i am feeling a tingle of sorrow today and the sauce hasnt hit me yet or yeaturdays most hated thread would of taken on a whole new meaning today...
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 12:55 PM
I'm sorry you feel bad, LF. You should go sit outside (unless it's raining). That usually makes me feel better. :)
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 01:02 PM
you know what... this tropical thing that turned into a hurricane thing was supposed to hit Houston last night... i dont even know where it came from... it just popped out of nowhere... and they made such a big deal about it yesterday evening... i wake up this morning and it looks like not a drop fell... Either i am drunk way more than sober these days or there is a huge huge problem with weather forecasting.
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 01:03 PM
you know what... this tropical thing that turned into a hurricane thing was supposed to hit Houston last night... i dont even know where it came from... it just popped out of nowhere... and they made such a big deal about it yesterday evening... i wake up this morning and it looks like not a drop fell... Either i am drunk way more than sober these days or there is a huge huge problem with weather forecasting.
Haha... Or maybe both?
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 01:07 PM
then the world we know it is about to change. But I swear yesturday they made it seem like we were going to get 10 inches of rain and all the little kitties in sugarland were going to drown.... i promise not a drop of rain fell... how can they bungle that up so bad
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 01:43 PM
Define 'Liberals'.
Broadminded people! Someone who is not afraid of change.
You would think that liberals made America a great place then,with all the modern inventions developed there.
WTF does one have to do with the other? It's not like conservatives are luddites. You know, the "inventions" you mentioned were spurred by the work of free market capitalists; IOW, by people who are, by definition, diametrically opposed to the tried-and-true liberal philosophy.
OTOH, some conservatives are superstitious nitwits who'll stop at nothing to limit our studies in science because of religion - which is, IMO, a definite no-no in 2007.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 01:46 PM
AND the fight resumes......
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 01:56 PM
The only threesomes I've every had were 2 guys & me.
:eek:
You're a dirty little girl. My god, DF.....
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 01:59 PM
:eek:
You're a dirty little girl. My god, DF.....
I'm completely innocent, I swear! :D
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 02:16 PM
Part of me wants to spill my darkets secrets about my experiance with threesomes just to distract the fact that two posters on here are spilling private issues onto public forums... but then again if i did i would be change the whole perspective of why we are all here...
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 02:17 PM
Part of me wants to spill my darkets secrets about my experiance with threesomes just to distract the fact that two posters on here are spilling private issues onto public forums... but then again if i did i would be change the whole perspective of why we are all here...
Hahaha... Spill all your secrets!
paulc
09-13-2007, 02:18 PM
The alarm clocks gonna go off soon
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 02:21 PM
I'm completely innocent, I swear! :D
Yeah, I'll bet - especially considering the fact that you just pluralized your threesome experiences. Having sex with you has to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, and you're 17! Oy Vey!
OTOH, I love sluts, soooooo......
paulc
09-13-2007, 02:23 PM
Your gonna get shouted at again
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 02:25 PM
Having sex with you has to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, and you're 17! Oy Vey!
Hahaha... That's not what I've heard. ;)
OTOH, I love sluts, soooooo......
My mom says that all men do... :p
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 02:26 PM
Your gonna get shouted at again
Ahhh, yes - but don't worry.....I'm more than used to it.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 02:30 PM
O.K.. you asked for it.... here are my experiences/thoughts with more than two people in the bedroom...
G/G/B i did it when i was in college and once after college.... it wasn't all that memorable (LOL who am i kidding yeah it was) the two girls involved in each incident were not bisexual so needless to say i was very over matched and my personal thoughts is that is alot of pressure for one gut.. i mean it is one thing it is his dream to have two girls... and it is a safe bet one of them is someone you have never been with.... that fact that your trying to entertain both,even at the same time,will prove to be very exhausting,full of pressure,and overall not a totally favorable experience.. thought double oral was nice....
My thought on it is that two two girls involved should be without doubt bisexual. I would say the less emotional commitment to all those involved the better. i was in a long term relationship with one girls in my college incident and it was a disaster.
on the Boy/boy/girl experience i was involved in a b/b/b/b/g incident.. It was an ugly affair. I was "first". I got what i wanted out of it,and left the room quickly... if i could go back i wouldn't of done it,and to this day it creeps me out.
I never understood why in a G/G/B situation it is expected for girls to be bisexual,and in a B/B/G situation it isnt.... IMO if your going to invite more than the two people into a bedroom,anything should go.... which is why i DO NOT condone 3 somes... besides that is simply sex... as one grows older you realize there is much more to it than pleasure...
on a lighter note i was young only 18 on my first G/G/B... i had experience sure but i was way overly matched..... but in another life i would love a crack at it again with a little more "flying timer" under my belt
YOu asked for this DF remember
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 02:31 PM
Hahaha... That's not what I've heard. ;)
Well, not when you're being double-stuffed, DVDA style. (I can't believe I just said that......)
My mom says that all men do... :p
Well, we don't wanna marry 'em, but when it comes to purely sexual indulgences, then sure - who doesn't?
paulc
09-13-2007, 02:33 PM
Wanna roll that tongue up boy
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 02:33 PM
Best.
Thread.
Ever.
This is just tooooo much. LOL.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 02:34 PM
Yeah, I'll bet - especially considering the fact that you just pluralized your threesome experiences. Having sex with you has to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, and you're 17! Oy Vey!
OTOH, I love sluts, soooooo......
oh ....my....god.... LOL...Praetorian that is the first time i ever laugh out loud at a post... LOL... maybe it is the 151 taking over.. but that was the funniest thing ever.... and in DF defense... since she is 17 i imagine she is with boys her age... i am sure a older... ummmmm larger man wouldn't associate it to a hot dog and a hallway.... LOL....
that was more funnier than strapping a board to your ass so you dont fall in line.....
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 02:35 PM
Well, not when you're being double-stuffed, DVDA style. (I can't believe I just said that......)
:eek:
smartmouthwoman
09-13-2007, 02:36 PM
Define 'Liberals'.
Funny you should ask, Paul. I just happen to have a picture of a Liberal.
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t33/texrose752/crybaby.jpg
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 02:36 PM
Wanna roll that tongue up boy
LOL... At least Paul knows how to be polite!
paulc
09-13-2007, 02:37 PM
Somebody PM what DVDA means
paulc
09-13-2007, 02:38 PM
Funny you should ask, Paul. I just happen to have a picture of a Liberal.
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t33/texrose752/crybaby.jpgAnyone any thoughts on what this baby is crying for?
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 02:48 PM
on the Boy/boy/girl experience i was involved in a b/b/b/b/g incident..
JESUS, LF!!!! That's some repugnant shit, right there.
I'll admit it - this is an Allforums exclusive - I, too, was involved in a BBG...err, "situation"....and I'll NEVER do that shit again. The other dude was my best friend (who's straight as an arrow), and the fucker came on my arm. I mean, he was aiming for her back, but I got blasted, and I haven't felt the same since.
Long story short, NEVER AGAIN.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 02:49 PM
Somebody PM what DVDA means
did they tell you yet? i know what it means.... i just figured out what ATM is.. i seen it alot but never made the "click"
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 02:50 PM
JESUS, LF!!!! That's some repugnant shit, right there.
I'll admit it - this is an Allforums exclusive - I, too, was involved in a BBG...err, "situation"....and I'll NEVER do that shit again. The other dude was my best friend (who's straight as an arrow), and the fucker came on my arm. I mean, he was aiming for her back, but I got blasted, and I haven't felt the same since.
Long story short, NEVER AGAIN.
ROFL!
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 02:50 PM
Somebody PM what DVDA means
I don't know what it means either. :p
EDIT: looked it up on urban dictionary. Now I know! :eek:
paulc
09-13-2007, 02:51 PM
did they tell you yet? i know what it means.... i just figured out what ATM is.. i seen it alot but never made the "click"
Not yet,u yanks talk funny
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 02:51 PM
JESUS, LF!!!! That's some repugnant shit, right there.
I'll admit it - this is an Allforums exclusive - I, too, was involved in a BBG...err, "situation"....and I'll NEVER do that shit again. The other dude was my best friend (who's straight as an arrow), and the fucker came on my arm. I mean, he was aiming for her back, but I got blasted, and I haven't felt the same since.
Long story short, NEVER AGAIN.
DAMN... that is a on the job hazard... m y problem woould be during D/P the constant mashing of the sacks...
Man we are probably going ot get banned for this.. it is DFs fault.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 02:53 PM
i dont know if i would tag a girl with my best friend... we have banged differant girls in the same room,but the actual tag team... i dont know... you also gave me a hazard i never really thought about...
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 02:56 PM
Anyone any thoughts on what this baby is crying for?
That pic has made the rounds here a few times, typically by people who can't make a solid point or even discuss intelligently, and resort to imagery to convey their inane convictions.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 02:57 PM
That pic has made the rounds here a few times, typically by people who can't make a solid point or even discuss intelligently, and resort to imagery to convey their inane convictions.
I would consider that one point for napster
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 02:59 PM
I'll take that! *puts another tally mark on my overfilled chalkboard*
DarkFantasy96
09-13-2007, 03:01 PM
I'll take that! *puts another tally mark on my overfilled chalkboard*
:p If you're not careful, your head will get so big that you can't fit through a door.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 03:02 PM
I'll take that! *puts another tally mark on my overfilled chalkboard*
yeah i will admit that your board is probably filled... you are a master of swooping in and causing maximum damage... i call it the yoko ono move
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 03:06 PM
i dont know if i would tag a girl with my best friend... we have banged differant girls in the same room,but the actual tag team... i dont know... you also gave me a hazard i never really thought about...
Dude, you were the one involved in a BBBBG situation. That room had to be nothing short of a goddamned shooting gallery. Good thing you got outta there when you did. The worst part is, once you're hit, you can't do anything about it. It's not like you can wipe it off....I mean, what are you gonna do, use your hand?
You find yourself in Flaccidville quick, population: you.
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 03:07 PM
Not yet,u yanks talk funny
I sent you a PM, Paul.
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 03:14 PM
Dude, you were the one involved in a BBBBG situation. That room had to be nothing short of a goddamned shooting gallery. Good thing you got outta there when you did. The worst part is, once you're hit, you can't do anything about it. It's not like you can wipe it off....I mean, what are you gonna do, use your hand?
You find yourself in Flaccidville quick, population: you.
Like i said... we all wroked together and she was the office "whore"... the men involved were my friends at work... i went first,finshed and showered way before they were done... i imagine it was a shooting gallery... luckly i didged all the bullets.
Napsterbater
09-13-2007, 03:45 PM
The worst part is, once you're hit, you can't do anything about it. It's not like you can wipe it off....I mean, what are you gonna do, use your hand?
Use the whore's clothes, or her hair.
The Praetorian
09-13-2007, 03:56 PM
Not a bad suggestion. Too bad her clothes were in a heap 10 ft away. Hair? Well, I'd fear getting it on my hand, or even worse yet, smearing it further. It's a totally different ball game when it's not your junk (pardon the pun).
I mean, it was traumatizing. Truly traumatizing.
MeskDXB
09-13-2007, 05:58 PM
....and you and every other minors parents would be looking for me for "corrupting" thier children.
spoken like a true Republican...
So again, do ALL republicans have a secret sex life? I know, I know, i shouldn't generalize. But ......
LiquidFork
09-13-2007, 06:07 PM
So if and when you have kids do you want me to talk to your 17 year old daughter about bouts of group sex and double penitration? Or is ass to mouth your sort of thing? My sex life is nothing special.. nothing i need to keep under wraps... i dont make snuff films on the weekend (anymore) but i think out of respect i will not talk to young girls about it... however as the conversation went on,it was clear she was well educated in sex and my conversation adjusted accordingly..
I mean fuck dude if you want to be on my balls for my political affiliation... LOL look around at my other posts... dont grasp at straws on this thread.