Airport Security

150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That
was the beginning of the Secret Service.

Since that time, the federal government has produced a large
number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS,
DEA, BATF, etc.

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security
Service". Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men
and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across
the backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S."

The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of
the Home Land Security Section known as:
Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement
Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.

I feel safer already!!

LOL, that was actually a funny one Willow! Just think, a lot of good Pinkerton did for Lincoln as well! FATASS, LMAO

Willow I knew you had a sense of humor, now lets go have some fun with the FATASS, ASSHOLES

good quality 100% National humor....and it's the truth too! Good work willow