1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting
you ...
(inside card) - I changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(inside card) - never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ...
(inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ...
(inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need
it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry ...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ...
(inside card) - Almost life-like!

7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me..
(inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time ....
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you ...
(inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ...
(inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was
only one life jacket...
(inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your
birthday. . . .
(inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia).

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder...
(inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . ..
(inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

so mean...yet so funny:)

those sre so sweet. where can i buy the cards. #6 & #13 were my favorite. my husband was staring at me like i was a freak because i couldn't stop laughing.