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es347fan
08-28-2007, 03:44 PM
Grrrrr! (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294798,00.html)

"We all make mistakes," said Michael Vick. "Dogfighting is a terrible thing and I reject it ... I found Jesus and turned my life over to God. I think that's the right thing to do as of right now."
Gee, that didn't take long.
I didn't think the curtain on the "finding Jesus" act would rise until after Vick went to jail, but alas, it came on the same day he made his plea deal official.
It took Paris Hilton a few hours in the slammer before she met Jesus, and Vick does it even before lockup. Who knew?
He must have hired Hilton rep Elliot Mintz as his spokesman over the weekend.
Let's face it. Vick loves dogfighting. He loves the rush it gives him to see dogs that he helped to train maul and kill other dogs. Even his own father and grandfather say as much — although their witness to Vick's character is about as solid as Vick's future in football.

:rant:

Freethinker
08-28-2007, 06:51 PM
"We all make mistakes," said Michael Vick. "Dogfighting is a terrible thing and I reject it ... I found Jesus and turned my life over to God. I think that's the right thing to do as of right now."
Gee, that didn't take long.

Yeah.

There's a shocker. :rolleyes:

I expected nothing less in this overtly superstitious nation we live in, where professing to "love Jeezus" is the end-all, cure-all for every crime and transgression.

500lbguerilla
08-29-2007, 07:09 PM
I remember when I found Jesus. He was in the cupboard next to the Shake and Bake.

Imp
08-29-2007, 10:06 PM
I remember when I found Jesus. He was in the cupboard next to the Shake and Bake.

hahaha, he was behind the couch last time I looked! :lolhit:

dharmabum
08-30-2007, 01:18 AM
I am only surprised he didn't go into rehab before finding religion.

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es347fan
08-30-2007, 04:18 AM
That'll be his penance - establish a rehab center for recovering dogfighters.

F. de Marzipan
08-30-2007, 04:54 PM
Yeah.

There's a shocker. :rolleyes:

I expected nothing less in this overtly superstitious nation we live in, where professing to "love Jeezus" is the end-all, cure-all for every crime and transgression.




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:thumbs:

Frogger
08-30-2007, 06:20 PM
I guess you felt the dig at the most important religious figure of many posters was necessary, right Fran.

Freethinker
08-30-2007, 08:59 PM
I guess you felt the dig at the most important religious figure of many posters was necessary, right Fran.

I loved it.

It would have been exactly the same -to me- if the purported supernatural entity had been.............Horus.

Or Freya.

Or Jupiter,

Or Set.

Or Marduk.

Or Krishna.

Or Cernunnos.

Or Dogon.

Or Zeus.

Or Mithra.

Or any of the other thousands of unseen 'gods' that mankind has invented.

ROTFL.

Foolsworth
08-30-2007, 09:14 PM
I loved it.

It would have been exactly the same -to me- if the purported supernatural entity had been.............Horus.

Or Freya.

Or Jupiter,

Or Set.

Or Marduk.

Or Krishna.

Or Cernunnos.

Or Dogon.

Or Zeus.

Or Mithra.

Or any of the other thousands of unseen 'gods' that mankind has invented.

ROTFL.

Wood it be insane to argue that at least those who have " Gods "
and a Belief in something is far better and concrete than the
abject lunancy in the Atheist Doctine of Nothing.
Is man so shallow as to limit his perception of all that surrounds
him to a Nil status.
Even a Worm has a higher calling.


" A Clean Well-Lighted Place " {1933}
" Our nada who art in nada,nada be thy name.Thy kingdom
nada,thy will be nada as it is in nada.Give us this nada our daily
nada and nada us our nada as we nada our nadas and nada us into
nada but deliever us from nada;pues nada.Hail nothing full of
nothing,nothing is with thee. "
-- ? " nada " is spanish for nothing.

Shilohproject
08-30-2007, 09:23 PM
That'll be his penance - establish a rehab center for recovering dogfighters.You mean like TopGunners?

F. de Marzipan
08-31-2007, 11:14 AM
I guess you felt the dig at the most important religious figure of many posters was necessary, right Fran.

I thought it was cute and funny (Have you seen the movie? You should. Really.). And I'll betcha a shekel that Jebus got a chuckle from it, as well.

I guess some people take themselves and their religiosity so seriously that they end up having absolutely no sense of humor. I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you.

Happily, my butt isn't that puckered up. :thumbs: