I nominate ex-California-governor Gray Davis ta star in the next Terminator film...

Yer turn, folks... pick some WRONG actors/actress ta star in whatever movies ya want... Who knows??? Maybe Hollywood will be listenin'... :(

Sean Penn playing a soldier - oh wait, he already has.

Bush as President.

FAR too obvious.

So far so good, gang... I LIKE what's startin' ta develop here...

More miscast roles, pleeze...


ONE:

Remember how Dirty Harry wuz forever bein' assigned a new partner that he'd disapprove of??? How about him bein' assigned... Pee Wee Herman??? Visualize Harry's... trademark scowl... as he checks out his newest partner: Polka Dot tie, pink slacks and jacket, and a bad-ass yella handled derringer stuck in his shoulder holster... What a movie fer Eastwood ta go out on just before retirin'!!!

TWO:

Gary Coleman IS Muhammad Ali... and I can just see the movie goers doin' a quick... shuffle... out an exit door as the opening scene appears on the silver screen...


THREE:

G. Gordon Liddy plays... Mr. Rogers... in an as-yet-unmade film adaptation of the famous children's program...

Favorite scene: When the crying little girl walks up ta him with her torn paper doll and Liddy says: "Ya know, I never DID like little brats... I only got inta this gig for the MONEY!!!" Then he smiles, tapes up her paper doll, and throws it... in a trash can...
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Well, later!!! Gotta go watch a Schwarzennegger movie about the new Califonia Governor... ;)

Here's one I didn't HAVE ta make up...

John Wayne... cast as Ghenghis Khan...

I mean, who's Khan-ing who here??? ;)

How about Madonna playing a straight house wife?

How about Micheal Mooron playing a cowboy?

Best of all Hillary playing a woman?

Bush playing a smart guy....might be good enough for FOX...then again I have my doubts on that one....

Besides, thats about as far off the wall as a cartoon character (we'll use Spongebob) playing in the next rambo movie....look out Murdock, he's coming to get you:)

Good, gang, we're COOKIN'!!!

How about Monica Lewinsky in "Moby's Dick?"

Oops, on second thought...

;)

Hilary the bitch klinton in a remake of Deep Throat.

Gary Coleman in anything.

Richard Pryor as Marshall Dillon

Richard Pryor as an Old West... lawman...

Hmmm, that would be wrong because of this fellow's... Pryor... convictions???

;)

Sophia Loren as Barbara Bush...

Now THAT would be a beaut!!! ;)

Emanuel Lewis in the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar story.

Wasn't it Pryer that was a law man in a comedy western........crap I can't think of the name......... One of the famus seens is where they are all sitting around eating beans...............I got it Blazing Saddles?

Clint Eastwood in "Queer eye for a straight guy"

better yet Travh in "Queer eye for a straight guy"

better yet Travh in "Boy meets Boy"

Sorry Travh I couldn't resist.

How about Borg playing the Pope

Astra in that CBS Reagan movie.

The South Park gang on the Telletubbies?....would that work?

Richard Pryor was not in Blazing Saddles.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/

Thanks Es I was confused because of Gene Wilder, Pryer and him were in a couple of movies together, and for some reason I thought that was one.

Hulk Hogan as Dick Cheney... and fer revenge vice versa!!!

Michael Jackson plays George Foreman, and ta show his versatility, he plays Howard Cosell, too...

Think we're gettin' TOO wild here, gang??? Well, just consider this: Bing Crosby wuz offered the role of Columbo BEFORE Peter Falk!!!

Tears by the thousands come ta my eyes... ;)

Jack Webb as Spartacus... History will never be the same...

Chuck Connors OR Clint Walker as Bill Gates...

We... are... SIZZLIN'... dudez!!!