As a natural blond, I appreciate this joke quite a bit...

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at an empty craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
:p

I like it as I was expected a dumb blonde joke and this was the anti-blonde joke.

Yep. :D

I do enjoy dumb blond jokes though!

DF, do you know how you can tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

Just for the sake of the joke, let's say I don't know...

So how can you tell? :D

I've posted this before but it's pretty good:


A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,

"Hey bartender, you wanna hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . .

"One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

"Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

"Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

"Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

"Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude!

"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
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Just for the sake of the joke, let's say I don't know...

So how can you tell? :D
Masking tape on the screen.

white out

I've posted this before but it's pretty good:


A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,

"Hey bartender, you wanna hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . .

"One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

"Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

"Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

"Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

"Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude!

"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
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lol

Wouldnt that have been a dyke bar?