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Foolsworth
08-18-2007, 08:34 AM
that wood mean he was a She.And that he,I mean SHE {GoD}
might play favorites.Like a galsy does towards her hairdresser
or teatime galsy.
GoD would now,act Soooooooooo Progressive that War mite bee
a thingy of the past.So out of fashion & favor,that even
Taras Bulba would be removed from the history books.Hitler
and Stalin would have funny hairdo and LOTS of funny-lookin
clothes,like what the Beatles looked like early in mid-career.
Paisley shirts and big polka dot scarfs.
Plus ALL Newsreels ,whether a Fox Movietone of Paramount
would show likeness of Hitler and Stalin and Mao tse-tung
always smilin,and actuall Skippin to and fro.
Of course some Liberal editor would have to hire-on a nutter
Liberal Nannygoat cinematographer to splice and paste the needed
doktoring of previous footage.But I'm sure GoD-willing,a Liberal
could manage.Now that GoD is Liberal,a She and impressively
Progressive.
Plus the structure of sin would have to be totally,I mean
Totally,fer sure,adjusted.What may have ben a mortal sin,
simply would be dumbed-down to a Venial sin,just by saying
somethin like - " well,I'm really sorry,truly I am.I never
intended to slaughter my hubby,just because he pinched
that Hottie in the elevator on the way to marriage counseling ".
Or some sins like Gluttony would be lessed for udders and
heightened for some.
Like Woman mite be exempt,entirely,I mean Totally,fer sure,
for stuffing themselves with sweets.Especially confectionaries
or donuts,cakes,pies and the like.
While their counterpart,Manly Men,who work all day 76 stories
high above the city,erecting girders and supports for highrise or
fancy offices,wood now be given Mortal sin proclamation
By Priests,{dressed in Old woman smocks}curtesy of Our
New Liberal GoD,of all things Manly...like sausages,cold cuts
Hoagies and any meats with garlic or pickles,especially
Mortadella and Yachwurst.
These foods also would have to be eaten in spartan fashion,and weighed
on little Female-like scales placed real gingerly atop some doily,
weighed ever so carefully,so as to not bee overly caloric.
Yup,If GoD was Liberal,then the entire dynamic of Society would
alter,and the Winds wood smell like French perfume,the lanscape
would also have a funny shape and texture,as if Plain woodsy browns and
greens weren't good enough.There wood now be lavenders {She's
favorite color} and pinks and sky-blue-pinks all uber the place.I mean,
even a Witch would feel,like she's under a spell.Her Brew {Witches Brew}
would no longer taste like a hearty Samuel Adams,Butts mores like
some wine cooler,sittin in a fancy wrapped package,real nicely
placed on the white back seat of Mary Kay's ALL Pink Caddy.
I Digress.
I Digress.

~Sal~
08-18-2007, 08:39 AM
OR... I... oops, er... She, could just go poof and get rid of all the asswipes... :D

poof... perfect world...

heeeeey, foolie, where'd ya go?

Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddding, foolie you know I loves ya....

PurpleKush
08-19-2007, 03:38 PM
that wood mean he was a She.And that he,I mean SHE {GoD}
might play favorites.Like a galsy does towards her hairdresser
or teatime galsy.
GoD would now,act Soooooooooo Progressive that War mite bee
a thingy of the past.So out of fashion & favor,that even
Taras Bulba would be removed from the history books.Hitler
and Stalin would have funny hairdo and LOTS of funny-lookin
clothes,like what the Beatles looked like early in mid-career.
Paisley shirts and big polka dot scarfs.
Plus ALL Newsreels ,whether a Fox Movietone of Paramount
would show likeness of Hitler and Stalin and Mao tse-tung
always smilin,and actuall Skippin to and fro.
Of course some Liberal editor would have to hire-on a nutter
Liberal Nannygoat cinematographer to splice and paste the needed
doktoring of previous footage.But I'm sure GoD-willing,a Liberal
could manage.Now that GoD is Liberal,a She and impressively
Progressive.
Plus the structure of sin would have to be totally,I mean
Totally,fer sure,adjusted.What may have ben a mortal sin,
simply would be dumbed-down to a Venial sin,just by saying
somethin like - " well,I'm really sorry,truly I am.I never
intended to slaughter my hubby,just because he pinched
that Hottie in the elevator on the way to marriage counseling ".
Or some sins like Gluttony would be lessed for udders and
heightened for some.
Like Woman mite be exempt,entirely,I mean Totally,fer sure,
for stuffing themselves with sweets.Especially confectionaries
or donuts,cakes,pies and the like.
While their counterpart,Manly Men,who work all day 76 stories
high above the city,erecting girders and supports for highrise or
fancy offices,wood now be given Mortal sin proclamation
By Priests,{dressed in Old woman smocks}curtesy of Our
New Liberal GoD,of all things Manly...like sausages,cold cuts
Hoagies and any meats with garlic or pickles,especially
Mortadella and Yachwurst.
These foods also would have to be eaten in spartan fashion,and weighed
on little Female-like scales placed real gingerly atop some doily,
weighed ever so carefully,so as to not bee overly caloric.
Yup,If GoD was Liberal,then the entire dynamic of Society would
alter,and the Winds wood smell like French perfume,the lanscape
would also have a funny shape and texture,as if Plain woodsy browns and
greens weren't good enough.There wood now be lavenders {She's
favorite color} and pinks and sky-blue-pinks all uber the place.I mean,
even a Witch would feel,like she's under a spell.Her Brew {Witches Brew}
would no longer taste like a hearty Samuel Adams,Butts mores like
some wine cooler,sittin in a fancy wrapped package,real nicely
placed on the white back seat of Mary Kay's ALL Pink Caddy.
I Digress.
I Digress.
Wow, your post is sort of insulting to women don't you think? Or is it my imagination?

Freethinker
08-19-2007, 05:43 PM
Wow, your post is sort of insulting to women don't you think?

Given the 2000 year long loathing that the Xtian's holy book has had for women, that's little surprise.

Foolsworth
08-19-2007, 10:19 PM
Wow, your post is sort of insulting to women don't you think? Or is it my imagination?

Yupper ruse,by golly s'not.
What iv'e Ben privvy to,all these lowly years on some SMW
thread or the like.
My opinion of the weaker sex,on the net,or a message board is
somethin akin to what superman felt like when he had to go
to the butcher,and dint have time to dress back in respectable
Clark Kent fashion.Standing there all out of breath,waiting for some
Lady TooTs from the neighborhood,haggle the Butch about
how come the meat ain't too pinkish,this afternoony.
And then when it's time for The supe man to give the Butch his
little ticker {next in line} the Butch says Sorry Bub...We're
all out of Chopped liver.
I digress.

Slevin57
08-19-2007, 10:47 PM
The only difference between male and female mentality is in the processing of information. Either sex can excel in all areas.

Not to mention the fact that God is most certainly not liberal, let alone democratic.

~Sal~
08-19-2007, 11:36 PM
Not to mention the fact that God is most certainly not liberal, let alone democratic.
I am so.