I was thinking about these the other day. Jokes we told/heard when we were a kid that are considered non-PC (and mainly cruel in most cases). I think it was sedan's Pat Paulsen video that started my diseased mind on this. It's all sedans' fault!

Cruel jokes:

"Other than that, Jackie, how was your trip to Dallas?"

"But Daddy, I don't like my sister!"
"Shut up and eat what's on your plate"

Little Johnny jokes:

kids..."Can Johnny come out and play?"
Mom..."You know little Johnny has no arms and legs"
kids... "We know, we are playing ball and need a second base"

kids..."Can Johnny come out and play?"
Mom..."You know little Johnny has no arms and legs"
kids... "We know, we just want to throw him on the hot street and watch him flop"


We were such cruel kids.

Ok, we'll blame Sedan.

Q: Who's creditied with killing more Indians than John Wayne?
A: Union Carbide

Q: What's Union Carbide's corporate theme song?
A: One little, two little, three little Indians ...

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with 2 dogs?
A: A rancher

Ha ha ha!!

What do you call 5 Mexicans in a Cadillac?

Grand Theft Auto!

A Mexican & a Black are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop.

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.

One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said," That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.

:eek:

Lets see....

Gross jokes:

What's gross is... eating 1/2 of a jar of mayonaise and finding a scab.

What's red and white and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade. What's green and black and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later.

What's green and red and goes 80 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

Did you hear about the 87 year old man that streaked through the florist's show? He won first place for best dried arrangement.

An old widow and widower in the nusing home decided to get "frisky" one evening. They undressed and were sitting on the bed, when the old woman said "Before we start, I just wanted to tell you I have acute angina". The old man replied "Good thing, cause you have ugly tits"

What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at the nursing home.



What's easier to unload, a truckload of bowling balls or a truckload of babies?

A truckload of babies because you can use a pitchfork.



What's red and bubbly and scratches at glass? A baby in a microwave...



What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

I am APPALLED and DISGUSTED by the RACIST and INSENSITIVE remarks I've read here so far.

they are NOT FUNNY, RUDE, and as confusing as Father's Day in Harlem.


Why do white folk go to Hispanic's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.


Why do black folk hate Bayer Aspirin?

Because it's white, has a cotton ball, and it works.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They rearranged the furniture.



now will wait for barrage of comments about how racist and insensitive I am.

What does 80 year old pussy taste like?
Well, that depends...

What do you get when Mormons & Mexicans marry?
A huge family with a basement full of stolen food.

How many Ethiopians fit in a VW bug?
All of them.

What do you call a buck-toothed Ethiopian?
A rake.

What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at the nursing home.
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The Madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking, well-dressed, just past middle-age gentleman.
"Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want to see Natalie," the old man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills.
The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

Q: What's six inches long and guaranteed to show a lady a good time?



A: A $100. bill.