Ok, all you have to do is share a little secret about the poster right above you in the thread! Is it fact or fiction? Well that's the fun part. :woohoo: :lolhit: :banana: :alien: :corn:

AFT5 hates to cook ;)

Ty hates to eat. *she is a closet anerexic.

Imp is secretly a teetotaler! :eek:

Df is really 27, has a Masters, and is very shy

Ride is really a leader of Hell Angels and is covered with tats.

IMP is really a nun, so you better watch your mouth with her ;)

G*d Dammit Ty, You swore you'd never tell!

@*^%#&#$^&*$!!!


Ty is really a playboy centerfold and moonlights modelling for Fredericks.

lmaoooo

dammit...now they're all gonna want autographed pics and I was saving that for someone special ;)

IMP's really a man dressing up as a woman dressing up as a man disguised as a nun

:D

Ty's got better moves than Michelle's signature

Thank ya darlin, but that was suppose to be our little secret ;)


Ride has a heart of gold and tries to keep it concealed so no one steals it :D

TylerBabe will only wear purple panties.

OMG.....how did you know that??


Sal is a closet peeping tom :eek:

Ty's one of the women in my sig*whistles*

Michelle dresses in drag and does men's clothes commercials on the side!

DF knocks over little old ladies and steals their purses.

Longs to be Danika Patrick.

;)

LOL!!!

OP wishes he was on American Idol.

Ren wishes old books and newspapers didn't have that "musty" smell.

Old Phart wears woman's lingerie to work. :eek:

Only on "casual Fridays".... lol

afiner has been known to rub a cut habanero pepper on the toilet seat of someone that's ticked him off.

Being from the old school, our friend OldPhart uses saran wrap on the toilet seats knowing it will bring a surprise, whereas habanero might not bring much of an effect on non-mucus producing skin.

es once traded a cherry 1965 mustang for an 1981 Gibson guitar.

OldPhart stole my pot :eek:

Ty hasn't filed a tax return since 1980.

Ren once used an entire tube of super glue on the door locks of the car belonging to someone who stole her parking spot at the mall.

Es switched the license plates and ren glued her own locks

Ride keeps a Vespa in the garage.

ES drove a Pacer in the 70's. ;)

Ty still drives a Pacer - a lime green one.

I NEVER drove a Pacer....but I did carpool in one ONCE ;)


ES is a former CIA informant who got busted selling our secrets to the mexicans....lol...and that's why he was fired......for not selling them to someone who would actually know what to do with them :D

Ty sneaks into the men's rooms of sleazy roadhouses & writes her own phone number on the walls.

:eek: You PROMISED you'd never tell!!! And I thought you were my friend......lol

ES used to drive little old ladies around to run their errands until he got caught one day using his black patent leather shoes with mirror-like finish on them to look up the dresses of a couple of them. Not that they minded, ya see, but what they didn't appreciate was the fact that he "couldn't do anything about it" IF ya know what I mean ;)

With my new implant pump, there's no more complaints.

Ty reportedly has a tattoo on her left cheek proclaiming "Property of the Oakland Chapter of the Hell's Angels" - as evidence of her misspent youth.

es has a tatoo on his right cheek that proclaims "I AM the Oakland Chapter of the Hells Angels"

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Ride has been known to swing from the rafters singing the Flying Purple People Eater song during thunderstorms.

Little e was a famous rock star legend in the '80's that traveled the world. Unfortunately, his career came to an end when the paternity suits starting pouring in.
Ironically, his #1 hit was, 'keep it in your pants'.

Imp is a dilapidated rock star groupie, and never grew up

Ride4Life still dances around in his underwear while listening to Bob Segar! :hula:

PK has been known to drip lead into aluminum cans before turning them in for recycling to get extra money.

ES likes to play with matches.

ES likes to play with matches.

Only when lighting joints.

Ren keeps an arsenal in her bedroom closet.

I've recently discovered ES likes to bogart ;)

Every chance I get.

Ty recently made $500 on a catnip / oregano blend she made up in her kitchen to fund a trip to 6 Flags.

heyyyyyyyyy....shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....don't tell that l'il secret!!

ES likes to work closely with the cops so he gets all the free stash his little heart desires.

The mexican dirt weed Tyler usually smokes is not much beter than her homemade spice blend!

afinertouch sleeps with a picture of Hillary under his pillow.

Ren spies on her neighbors through a high-powered telescope :eek:

Ty has mirrors mounted in very special & surprising places.

:eek: You PROMISED you'd never tell!!

ES installed those mirrors ;)

Ty has an entire room plastered with posters from the 1970's complete with black lights and lava lamps.

DAMMIT ES....you are telling all my secrets, aren't ya? SO NOT FAIR!!

ES was once a doctor but lost his license when he got caught peeking through the keyhole to watch the women undress before their physicals :eek:

Oh....guess I should mention he was an opthamologist ;)

Ty used to work in a sex toy store until a customer complained to the manager that everything looked used. Sales havent been the same since.

Ride donated his body to science.







But they turned him down.

Ren wrote some of those hundred year old articles she's been compiling

Ride sleeps with a night light and a teddy bear, although hoping eliminate the former & improve on the latter.

Ooh fun! :D

es347fan can't sleep without keeping the light switched on!

I.S. cheated on her SAT's :eek:

Tylerbabe is really a movie star. You might of seen her in Peewee Hermans big adventure. She has a small speaking roll as the fun loving female truck driver. AKA large marge.

Liquidforks perfect evening is two six packs and a cops marathon on tv.

PK found that out by dumpster diving.

And guess who was in the passenger seat! ;) (look up)

IS has developed a taste for orange marmalade on eggs.

ES puts ketchup on his enchiladas :eek:

TylerBabe puts ketchup in her coffee!

I.S likes to put peanut butter between her toes and jump into pig pens.

Lf has never been known to dress without wearing pantyhose.

ES took himself as his date to the prom.
You sure looked spiffy in that prom dress.

Ren wears combat boots to bed.

When ES was a kid,he had a pretty pink bicycle with purple and light blue streamers....When he was older he traded it for a pair of bright orange tube socks

LF was a WHAM groupie in the 70's.

Ever since that imfamous incident at the Kansas state fair of 1964. TB is not allow at any petting zoos across the greater mid western united states.

LF drives a taco wagon throughout Houston's neighborhoods.

ES just hasn't been the same since his special friend sprung a leak.

Ren still plays with Barbie dolls.

Ty never wanted anyone to know she was madly in love with Orville Redenbacher.

OMG....I spit Pepsi all over my computer on that one!!! LMAO

Ren is a closet "geek"....she doesn't want anyone to know how quickly she can dismantle a computer and re-assemble it, then hack the nextdoor neighbors alarm system so she can do the same to their machines. The neighbors became suspicious one day when they came home and found some loose cables coming out from under the couch.....evidently they came home early and Ren had to make a mad dash out the back door :eek:

Ty is sometimes seen wearing a Mr Whipple disguise & in grocery stores around town shouting at customers: "please don't squeeze the charmin!"

Es IS Mr. Whipple.

Ahh, yes little gurl, would you like to squeeze my charmin? Hahahahah

That was bad.

Ren keeps a photograph of the brick yard under her pillow.

Not only does ES have ring around the collar, he also bonked Mrs Olson over the head with her own coffeepot, and longs for Calgon to take him away.

The last time I was roaring drunk, I stumbled over ren who was passed out, bottle in one hand ...

The last time I was roaring drunk, I stumbled over ren who was passed out, bottle in one hand ...


......and ES's picture in the other hand.....which Ren had just taken while ES was dressed in drag.......again ;)

Ty's jealous - all her clothes are 7 sizes to big for me.

I've never seen a guy wear a size 2 before. ES is the male version of Twiggy.

Correction: not clothes, but shoes ...

Are you saying I have big feet too? :eek:

TB filled her bath tub up with green jello and jagermister on labor day

LF was jealous that I didn't invite him to join me so he went on a drinking binge and got wasted on two bottles of Boones Farm Strawberry wine.

;)

Ty has been seen consuming tubs of cream cheese frosting and chocolate chip cookies whenever it's that time.

ES was caught selling fake Viagra pills at the nursing home. He was trying to support his own habit (of the real stuff).

Ty is aware of those sales only because she's the bogus pill manufacturer, using the stolen pill press she keeps in a room hidden under her kitchen floor.

^ has a crush on someone here @ the site...

Dude secretly fanatsizes about dental implements.

^ Wont ever come clean about his crush :)

DUDE likes to spread rumors.
:D

Ty really IS a Bad Girl

That's because someone made me that way :cool:


Ride is an apple freak :eek:



lol

Secretly a very sexual and kinky Sheila.

Secretly?? hmmmm k, if ya say so :D


Not-so-secretly wants to be a race car driver...ummm, ok..winner ;)