This man is freaky!

http://carcrush.cjb.net

I guess everyone has to have a fetish -- He better be carefull though,he may take on something TOO HEAVY one of these times!

I doubt it. That Semi would have squished him like a bug. I've seen pictures of a guy that got ran over by one and it wasn't pretty.

...ouch.

that picture is BS,IF that actually happened and IF that semi actually got that far onto the guy,he would have splattered like a melon under that tire.

I made a couple assumptions, a couple calculations, and I came up with about 15 to 20 psi exerted by each wheel of an empty tractor trailer. Roughly the same as 1 atm.

I made a couple assumptions, a couple calculations, and I came up with about 15 to 20 psi exerted by each wheel of an empty tractor trailer. Roughly the same as 1 atm.


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plain English for us dumb ones Borg:lolhit:

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plain English for us dumb ones Borg:lolhit:
I don't think carefully setting an empty semi, especially the empty trailer part, evenly over your body is likely to harm you.

I don't think carefully setting an empty semi, especially the empty trailer part, evenly over your body is likely to harm you.

aha......well,then I should let you ask that of my dad one day. Way back in the day when he was first starting out as a truck driver(he's almost 55 and has been driving truck since he was 20 maybe) he seen a guy run over by an empty dump truck and the guy was ripped open. Now imagine if that had been a semi with an empty trailor attached? There is no way anyone could possibly come out of something like that alive and IF they did without their insides totally messed up.

I personally would like to see proof of someone who has lived through something like this and doesn't have some form of affliction from it. And Cris Angel DOES NOT count

aha......well,then I should let you ask that of my dad one day. Way back in the day when he was first starting out as a truck driver(he's almost 55 and has been driving truck since he was 20 maybe) he seen a guy run over by an empty dump truck and the guy was ripped open. Now imagine if that had been a semi with an empty trailor attached? There is no way anyone could possibly come out of something like that alive and IF they did without their insides totally messed up.

I personally would like to see proof of someone who has lived through something like this and doesn't have some form of affliction from it. And Cris Angel DOES NOT count
There are two key words in your post. "Run over". The dump truck was moving.

As if...* a link from that guys site*

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You will be paid $5000 to run over my legs, arms and chest at speeds no greater than 3mph. Are you willing?

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Bonus Option 1.
There are 3 SUV's you can choose from. They weigh 4400lbs, 5600lbs and 10900lbs. If you want to run over me in the 5600lbs model, you will be paid a bonus of $1000, if you choose the 10,900lbs model; you will be paid a bonus of $3000. Which one would you like to drive over me with?

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If you want to run over me on a hard surface whilst I am tied down, a bonus of $2000 will be added to your package. Please advise if you prefer driving on sand or concrete.

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Bonus Option 3.
If you want to park on my chest and stomp on my face (with boots on) as hard as you can, $100 bonus will be paid for every minute you do that. If you want to park on my chest but only stand and twist on my face, you will be paid $20 per minute you do that. Please let me know which method you prefer and the duration in minutes you intend to do this to me.

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I have also designed an ingenious ramp and vice setup that you can use. If you're willing, I will pay you an extra $2000 if you agree to drive over my face while my head is held firmly in a vice with ramps leading up to it. A $5000 bonus will be paid if you do not wish to use the vice and ramps but drive over my head.

Please indicate if you wish to drive over my head or not and if you do or don't want ramps.

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Bonus Option 5.
You also have the opportunity to park on my face. For every minute you remain parked on my face, I will pay a bonus of $20. You can earn an extra $1200 if you remain parked on my face for a whole hour or more if you choose to park longer. How long do you wish to park on my face for?

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Bonus Option 6.
While you're parked on my face, a bonus of $20 will be paid for each time you twist the wheel back and forth using the power-steering up to as many times as you like. Do it 250 times and take home another $5000, or earn more if you're feeling extra cruel. How many times do you wish to twist?

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Do you want to place blocks of wood under my joints including, elbows, wrists, knees and ankles in an attempt to break all my major limbs by driving over them. A bonus will be paid of $250 bonus for each arm/leg bone you break giving you the chance to earn an extra $2000. How many of the 8 bones do you want to break?

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For an extra $200 a minute, are you willing to park a 40,000lbs semi on top of my chest? If you don't know how to drive one, I will teach you. Please advise how many minutes/hours you wish to do this to me.

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A $100 bonus will be paid each time you drive over my head at slow speed without the vice and ramps attached. Must agree to bonus option 4b $5000 bonus WITHOUT RAMPS if you wish to do this to me. Please advise how many times you would like to drive over my head without ramps.

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How many times do you want to drive over my chest @ 50mph? A $500 Will be paid each time you agree to do that.

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A $2000 bonus will be paid each time you wheel spin (peel out) on my head WITHOUT the vice and ramps attached. If you don't know how to peel out, I will teach you. Please advise how many times you wish to peel out on my head.

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That guy is sick.

PS Imp, you can run over me any time.

:eek:

That guy is sick.

PS Imp, you can run over me any time.

:eek:

Ditto!


I guess the best you can say is he's not out molesting kids. :confused:

Lets hope not!