freyja
10-25-2003, 03:36 PM
No fishing WOMEN !!!!
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Ontario. The
husband
likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One
morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to
read her book.
Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up along side
the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have
all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman."
"But I haven't even touched you," says the officer."
"That's true, but you have all the equipment." The woman says, "have a nice
day".
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Ontario. The
husband
likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One
morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to
read her book.
Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up along side
the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have
all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman."
"But I haven't even touched you," says the officer."
"That's true, but you have all the equipment." The woman says, "have a nice
day".