There's been a lot of RUDE remarks about the old people on this board. Not that I'm one of them......here's something to cheer up those with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel:




GAMES FOR THe OLD


1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5 .Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

4.. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee.

6. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.


Ponderisms

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replace ment.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Thanks Ren
Remind me to remember you at the next Lawn Bowling Tournament