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F. de Marzipan
07-20-2007, 01:24 PM
This just in...

George W. Bush is slated to spread his butt-cheeks for doctors in Bush's private retreat at Camp David, to enable them to ascertain whether or not Saddam Hussein hid his WMDs up there.

President Bush to undergo colonoscopy
6.01, Fri Jul 20 2007

President George W Bush is set to undergo what aides described as a routine colonoscopy at the Camp David presidential retreat. White House spokesman Tony Snow said that during the time that Bush is under anesthesia, he would delegate power to Vice President Dick Cheney.

A colonoscopy is a test that allows doctors to look inside the large intestine for possible tumors.

Snow said the procedure Bush is undergoing will be a follow-up to a test he had in 2002. The procedure will be performed by a team of physicians from the National Naval Medical Centre in Bethesda, under the supervision of Bush's physician, Dr. Richard Tubb, Snow said.

Either that or they're searching for Dick Cheney's hand... :D
primitive man
07-20-2007, 02:02 PM
HA! good one.
Travh20
07-20-2007, 02:19 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
you forgot to mention they will aslo search for his head :rolleyes:
next.
The Praetorian
07-20-2007, 03:41 PM
Either that or they're searching for Dick Cheney's hand... :D
Heh...not bad, Frannie. I'll play along...

I wonder if Dick Cheney can drink water when Bush speaks? Ba-doom ching. ;)

Humor aside, this has got to be getting old for you guys....
Jester
07-20-2007, 03:45 PM
From what I hear, your ass IS a WMD the day before a colonoscopy.
F. de Marzipan
07-21-2007, 09:51 AM
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/647/53317072yq4.jpg

* wokka wokka *
Phyrex
07-21-2007, 09:59 AM
I hear a colonoscopy is actually really good for you, and you feel quite good afterwards. They remove so much shit from your intestines, literally.
F. de Marzipan
07-21-2007, 10:08 AM
I hear a colonoscopy is actually really good for you, and you feel quite good afterwards. They remove so much shit from your intestines, literally.

Jester's got it right. They make you um... evacuate everything beforehand, using some sort of nasty tasting liquid that gives you serious runs for a day or so. Essentially, you're empty when they go in.

And no, you don't feel any different before than after. Except for the fact that you're not living on the toilet, and the knowledge that your dignity was abused while you were under anesthesia.

Yeah. Been there. Done that. Wasn't fun.
M&Mdelite
07-22-2007, 09:41 PM
George W. Bush is slated to spread his butt-cheeks for doctors in Bush's private retreat at Camp David, to enable them to ascertain whether or not Saddam Hussein hid his WMDs up there.
Too funny!!! All this time, and now they might find Saddam's weapons. I knew Bush was full of something. :lolhit:
Shilohproject
07-22-2007, 10:28 PM
Did anyone else feel weird upon hearing that presidential powers would be transferred to Chaney, even for a little while?
mikezila
07-22-2007, 11:19 PM
This just in...

George W. Bush is slated to spread his butt-cheeks for doctors in Bush's private retreat at Camp David, to enable them to ascertain whether or not Saddam Hussein hid his WMDs up there.



Either that or they're searching for Dick Cheney's hand... :D
that's almost as funny as a pap smear, or mammogram:rolleyes:
F. de Marzipan
07-23-2007, 05:20 PM
that's almost as funny as a pap smear, or mammogram:rolleyes:

A. How would you know? You're a guy, right?

B. As I have already noted in this thread, I've had a colonoscopy. And I am able to joke about the experience.

C. People (even WOMEN!) make fun of mammograms all the freakin' time (do a Google search for "mammogram humor" if you don't believe me). Get over it.

http://www.4guysfromviewpoint.com/uploadedimages/mammogram.jpg


Sheesh.