If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

Here's another one:
hehehe


One bright, beautiful Sabbath morning everyone in the tiny Midwestern town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started the towns people were sitting in their pews when suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the exit, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon everyone evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew. He was not moving and seemed oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now, this confused and irritated the Devil a little bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" "Yep, sure do," replied the elderly gentleman. Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't ," the gentleman replied. Satan, a little more perturbed at this, asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."


how's this one?

I welcome everyone to share abour women..

I'm sure my dad feels the same way:lolhit:


that's funny

Thanks,

what about this?



Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!

:banana:

Women have a positive side too... They're called breasts.

cool DarkFantasy
thats funny.
hehehe...

Women have a positive side too... They're called breasts.

And breasts attract the penis, also known as the negative side of men.

And breasts attract the penis, also known as the negative side of men.

Heheheheh....
thats cool Imagineer.
But do u say for this?

Look how Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.

Do you really think that all your women-bashing jokes are funny? And, if so, who are they funny for? Get a life.

I think they're hilarious. :D

Well maybe not these particular ones, but some of the better ones I've heard...

Do you really think that all your women-bashing jokes are funny? And, if so, who are they funny for? Get a life.
Haha, you think that's women-bashing? You outta meet my uncle.

Haha, you think that's women-bashing? You outta meet my uncle.
That's about as meaningful as a woman's opinion. :p

Or her driving skills...

Why do women have breasts?
So men will talk to them.

Hehe.

I love Sherry

Women r the best Engines

Accepts any size of Piston,
Are self Lubricating,
Start up with a Finger,
Automatic oil change every 4 week.

Is that true guys... I just heard it.