I thought I'd mix it up a little and post something a little bit different from the trash permeating pop culture about dude stereotypes.

60 THINGS GIRLS DONT KNOW.

Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are
method.

A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

Guys get jealous easily.

Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

Girls are guys' weaknesses.

Guys are very open about themselves.

It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Guys will brag about anything.

Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

Try to be as straightforward as possible.

A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-bustednever been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

Guys don't really have final decisions.

If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

Guys like femininity not feebleness.

Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

We don't like girls who are too skinny.(fark off cunthead!)

Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

being a guy, i don't mind hoes. they are fun. try having sex with someone who is a boring little girl worried about what momma or god thinks of them.

i likes em kinky.

Yeah, I wasn't too keen on that one either.

would either of you really consider marrying....or even buying a Christmas present for the village bicycle?

I wouldn't consider marrying anyone right now, but I think that I would consider it if she was truly interested in a relationship, and wants to leave her past behind her. I'm well aware that's a recipe for disaster, but women I'm truly interested in enough to go long term with are very rare, and I think it'd be worth the effort.

Thanks;
OK odd I guess all this does make more sense. Gives an insight to men on a different level. Just like women look at this a bit more different them men.
Some women forget men to have emotions and are not all just out to fuck every thing in a skirt.

How come they can't have emotions AND be out to fuck everything in a skirt?

How come they can't have emotions AND be out to fuck everything in a skirt?
Those are called swingers

I don't know about the whole, "Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. I just don't believe it. We certainly don't often discuss women on a deeper level than, "I'd like to get with that," and the varying differences of their bodies and how it would impact sex. But in general, we tend to keep the sordid details of our relationships private, largely because they're mostly unfulfilling, and unless you're with a really good friend you feel comfortable complaining to. About the only time we'll even bother to get into it is when we're talking with chicks, cause they like all that stuff.

I find this one a little hard to believe...

When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

But in general, seems like you could change GUY to GAL and the same rules would pretty much apply to both sexes.

:hula:

When a guy says that, he is expressing an utter frustration in communicating with her. There is a disconnect there that is simply not reparable, and he can see no way to continue productively. At this point, the woman is typically engaged too much with him to notice such a thing, and will needle him until she gets a proper resolution. But no resolution is possible, so he is forced to end the discussion badly. If the woman is capable of shutting the fuck up for once at this point, progress might be made.

But in general, seems like you could change GUY to GAL and the same rules would pretty much apply to both sexes.

Masculine weakness is altogether different from feminine weakness. You would be foolish to equate them.

When a guy says that, he is expressing an utter frustration in communicating with her. There is a disconnect there that is simply not reparable, and he can see no way to continue productively. At this point, the woman is typically engaged too much with him to notice such a thing, and will needle him until she gets a proper resolution. But no resolution is possible, so he is forced to end the discussion badly. If the woman is capable of shutting the fuck up for once at this point, progress might be made.

Nappy, I take the rest of the quotes with a grain of salt. But this one, is the absolute truth.
Ladies, take note: and will needle him until she gets a proper resolution Synonyms would be hen-pecking, or nagging. There's not a man alive that takes kindly to behavior like this.

Nappy, I take the rest of the quotes with a grain of salt. But this one, is the absolute truth.
Ladies, take note: Synonyms would be hen-pecking, or nagging. There's not a man alive that takes kindly to behavior like this.

......and the same goes for women hating that out of a man.....:smile2:

Please. Women love being nagged. Don't try to hide it, all you girls think nagging is just one way of caring.

Please. Women love being nagged. Don't try to hide it, all you girls think nagging is just one way of caring.

LOL....no, not this girl. I'll turn and run as fast as possible away from that. Been there, and it is not fun, or healthy.

Thanks;
OK odd I guess all this does make more sense. Gives an insight to men on a different level. Just like women look at this a bit more different them men.
Some women forget men to have emotions and are not all just out to fuck every thing in a skirt.
did you say "skirt"?:@@:

Kimi, are you confusing nagging with abuse?

Once you've been on the receiving end, nagging IS abuse

Men are from Mars, Women ought to be in the kitchen, fixing me a sammich!!

:woohoo:

Men are from Mars, Women ought to be in the kitchen, fixing me a sammich!!

:woohoo:

I want roast beef, chips and a cold beer.

There are many of those that don't really fit me.

all because a woman is a badgirl "hoe" doesn't mean she can't be loved and give love. and i mean the emotional part.

i love badgirls. they know what they like, and aren't afraid of doing it. but men who love them, need to understand they may not like what those badgirls do and with whom.

i hate the idea of hooking up with a virgin and having to wait until she is well into her 30's or 40's to get into the kinky stuff.

i don't mind sharing.

Kimi, are you confusing nagging with abuse?

Nope....had both. Of course, I think nagging could be considered a form of abuse. Who has the right to put that off on anybody, you know? Nagging is a form of control...control is a form of abuse.

Once you've been on the receiving end, nagging IS abuse

Exactly...I posted a reply to Nappy before I read this....

Men are from Mars, Women ought to be in the kitchen, fixing me a sammich!!

:woohoo:


HA! HA! HA!.......right, Sparky! I truly wouldn't believe that out of you!

I want roast beef, chips and a cold beer.

Sparky will get it for you.

I want roast beef, chips and a cold beer.


you got broken legs and arms? No....well get it yourself:lolhit:

you got broken legs and arms? No....well get it yourself:lolhit:
When I get married, I don't think I'll mind fetching a sandwich and a beer for my husband when he wants one. Doesn't take THAT much effort, and if it make him happy it's worth it. :)

When I get married, I don't think I'll mind fetching a sandwich and a beer for my husband when he wants one. Doesn't take THAT much effort, and if it make him happy it's worth it. :)

No, DF...there's nothing wrong with doing for each other. It makes for a great relationship when the giving and the taking are shared. It also makes a difference when the little things are appreciated. It took me a long time to find that man, though!

When I get married, I don't think I'll mind fetching a sandwich and a beer for my husband when he wants one. Doesn't take THAT much effort, and if it make him happy it's worth it. :)


it's not too much effort,but I also don't want those extra efforts taken for granted and not returned. It's give and take whether your married or not and tough to find that balance sometimes. But so worth it to work to find it too:)

you got broken legs and arms? No....well get it yourself:lolhit:


Do remember that statement the next time you ask some man for something & he tosses that right back at you.

Do remember that statement the next time you ask some man for something & he tosses that right back at you.
es, that door doesnt swing both ways

es, that door doesnt swing both ways

Yes, it does....I don't think ALL women are the same any more than I think ALL men are the same. There really is such a thing as give and take. I'm living it and it's SUPER!!

Along the lines of this thread....I posted this on Smarty's thread, but like she said.....I should share it over here.....you guys enjoy!!


Why men have two dogs and not two wives

Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you
get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.
14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Along the lines of this thread....I posted this on Smarty's thread, but like she said.....I should share it over here.....you guys enjoy!!


Why men have two dogs and not two wives

Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet
or desk.
7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.
8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you
get another dog?'
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.
14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
That is the exact reason I have two dogs... Dexter and Penny appreciate your efforts...

That is the exact reason I have two dogs... Dexter and Penny appreciate your efforts...

I understand. I reached that point a year or so ago, wished for a cat and got a cat and a wonderful man about the same time.

Hahaha... I like this one:
11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
:lolhit:

Wow. Wish I could say I got a animal/woman package deal... But I hate cats.. Any animal that can have an attitude doesn't need to be in my house..


wait a minute.. is that why there's no woman here...



i may be onto something...

Do remember that statement the next time you ask some man for something & he tosses that right back at you.


pfft......that's already happened and I do everything for myself.
(psst....es....if you read it in a good mood,you'll notice it was a JOKE!)

Just a minor interruption for this clarification:

This http://www.southernobserver.com/images/hoe.jpg is a hoe.



This http://www.be.wvu.edu/divecon/econ/trumbull/cuba/whore.jpg is a ho.

That is all. :)

Thanks for reminding me Frannie.
I need to make a phone call.......

Thanks for reminding me Frannie.
I need to make a phone call.......

:thumbs: Wear a raincoat!

Please. Women love being nagged. Don't try to hide it, all you girls think nagging is just one way of caring.

Honestly...that brings out my claws...

Kimi, are you confusing nagging with abuse?

No she means nagging.... nagging is not attention, it is akin to a fly buzzing around your head, you just want to reach out and flatten it.

Honestly...that brings out my claws...

:eek: Pics please! I've never seen a duck with claws.


*but yeah, I agree. Women loved being nagged as much as men love it.

Well, if y'all hated it so much, why ya do it, hmm?

Because deep down, they hate the man they're with. and they use it as a tool to get him out of the way. What women dont understand is nagging is an addiction. Once they start with one guy, they'll continue to do it with the next, chasing every damn one of them away, leaving them to lead a horrible existence of solitude and man bashing at every opportunity.

Women that can kick the addiction and see it will only lead to destructive relationships find that they can become a mans best friend or significant other.

The same holds true for the other side of the fence too.

:eek: Pics please! I've never seen a duck with claws.


*but yeah, I agree. Women loved being nagged as much as men love it.


I hide them between the webs.... yummy avatar there girl...

Well, if y'all hated it so much, why ya do it, hmm?

I don't know who this was written to but I don't nag and do not accept being nagged...

I think people who nag are looking for a change in behaviour in the other person. It is condescending and a waste of energy.

In that way I guess you really could label it abusive.

Because deep down, they hate the man they're with.

Exactly!

And likely themselves too. I HATE being around a couple that nag each other. Makes you want to bitch slap both of them after about five minutes. One for taking it, and the other for doing it.

I hide them between the webs.... yummy avatar there girl...
Ah! sneaky. Meet my new beau, and he IS delicious. ;) He's part to blame for my absence.

I've always thought nagging someone was immature and uncalled for. Sal's right, any couple that does that need smacked aside the head.

The op post is hilarious! Thanks for sharing. Newbie here, looking forward to reading more of everyone.

I've always thought nagging someone was immature and uncalled for. Sal's right, any couple that does that need smacked aside the head.


not to mention it really don't get either of you anywhere but pissed at each other and resentful.