WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp.

If you don't ... you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination.

If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.

If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.

If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.

If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.

If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.

If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired.

If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.

If you don't ... there must be someone else.


Bottom Line: Men die first because they want to.

WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST?
Because Chuck Norris gives women some mercy?

Because Chuck Norris gives women some mercy?

No.

Bottom Line: Men die first because they want to.

hehe

Women saying they have a headache... it's just another way of saying they want to cuddle. Do that for awhile, run your hands up and down her, and you'll find the headache magically disappear!

I have found that running a sheaf of $100 bills up and down her has the same effect.

:)

If you've got a sheaf of bennys, wtf are you doing wasting time with a woman who doesn't want sex?

I pity the man who is stuck with one of those women... And I'm glad I'm not like that. For one thing, mind games and whatnot just take too much effort and I'm lazy.

For example, when my boyfriend and I were deciding what movie to go to the other day, we both had a first choice as to what to see. Now it wasn't an argument or anything like that, but we were wasting time and couldn't make a decision. Eventually I said that I didn't care what we saw. He immediately looked suspicious and asked me if I really didn't care or if that was girl-speak for "Tell me we can see what I want to see or I will be secretly angry at you and you won't know why."

I replied with, "Wow, your ex really was a psycho." He just nodded, and we went to see Transformers.

well said DF:thumbs:


that list is just degrading to the women who really are not like that. Too bad more women didn't know that having sex actually gets rid of a headache.

So,to the women who live and breathe by a list like that::stfu :upyours: