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I think Sherry may have a borderline personality disorder. Any other takes?

I think Sherry may have a borderline personality disorder. Any other takes?
Borderline??? How about full-blown psychotic.

But I still enjoy reading James’ posts.:D

Payphones? Who uses those?

Borderline??? How about full-blown psychotic.

But I still enjoy reading James’ posts.:D

Well I'm glad you do. For me it's more like a car wreck. Deep down I don't want to see the blood, but I stare anyway, because deeper down I do. :(

Well I'm glad you do. For me it's more like a car wreck. Deep down I don't want to see the blood, but I stare anyway, because deeper down I do. :(
So, basically, you enjoy his posts as well.

Well fine if yo have to put it that way. In a totally guilt ridden, I need to take a shower afterwards, kind of way.

He mentioned earlier that Sherry is his Fag-Hag. Don't know 'bout the rest of you, but I've known a few of these females in my life and absolutely, they're all one taco short of a family order. One of the craziest I knew (reminds me of Sherry, but her name was Rhonda) always said she thought she was really a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Talk about your screwed up sexual identity!

Keep the stories coming, James. Better to read about Sherry's pranks than actually know her in real life!!

:)
SMW

Payphones? Who uses those?

Poor people with double digit IQs

Poor people with double digit IQs
Sal, you give her way too much credit. You're much too generous.....

crazeeeeee!

Not only did the guy and his wife or girlfriend come flying out, but so did two firetrucks and the EMT's. Sherry was laughing so hard, she kept saying, "James, I'm going to pee in my pants."


You do realize, I'm sure, that your little prank is a crime. You put the lives of the firemen and EMTs at risk rushing to the scene of your prank, not to mention that if there was an actual emergency at the same time those firemen and EMTs were not available to help.

that's just crazy Sherry

It seems to me that the world would be a much better place without this Sherry.

It seems to me that the world would be a much better place without this Sherry.

If this Sherry even exists......

someone needs a head check:@@:

James Dalphonse,

I am admittedly perplexed by this non-stop stream of stories about your trailer-park resident friend Sherry.

Though I am always willing to admit that one person's sense of humor and another's are never going to be quite the same, I find it really hard to believe that anyone in their right mind would find these tales of moronic escapades and low-rent hi-jinx funny.

Let's try this:
Share with us a little bit about yourself, and by all means, leave all mention of Sherry out of it.
What are your likes and dislikes?
Your politics?
Got any pets?
Enjoy motorcycles, tarantula spiders, or handguns?
Any other friends worth mentioning, besides Sherry of course?

Thanks in advance.
Your friend Sparky

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yeah, I've got friends. I have two cats and one dog-I love to travel, I go to Haiti< Aruba, Puerto Rico, and Jamaica, and Guyana coming up, failry often about seven times per year. I have a partner, who you can view in this link:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/traveltohaitibyjamesdalphonse/

Awesome.
You guys look really fit. Are you runners?

Sparq

PS Who watches the pets when you travel? Do you kennel them?
Me, I usually pay the neighbor kid to come water the plants and to feed & walk my dogs when I go away. She does a great job, and it always costs less than kenneling the pups at the vets.

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not runners, but mountain bikers, live between Utica area of New York and San Juan, PR during other times of the year. And yes, I really to travel around with my comedianne friend, Sherry. We also hire a girl to stay at our home and watch the pets while we are gone. For one week, she is given $300 cash, plus a gift certificate for about $50 to a local pizzeria. This girl also works at a local department store/.:matrix:

no, we are not runners, but mountain bikers however. And yes, I really do have this friend by the name of Sherry, who I travel with. We have someone watch the pets and they stay in our house while we are gone.:smile2:

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I think those were some of the pictures he had up

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Ah, okay, thanks Ride.

James,

I can delete this whole thread, sir.

Just give me the word.

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