Why is Hellen Keller such a bad driver?






















She's a woman.

hahaha.

No wait.

Boooo!!!! hissss!!!

Why did the siamese twins move to London?











So the one on the right could learn how to drive.

Did you hear that Helen Keller severly burned her fingers.

















She tried to read a waffle iron.

Reminds me of the era of sick jokes that were popular in the fifties.


Mommy, why is Daddy so cold.

Shut up and keep digging.





Mommy, I want to go swimming.

You know your iron lung won't float.



Mommy, mommy, grandma's on fire. Where are the marshmallows.

Speaking of sick jokes...

A family of parapalegics at dinnertime. Wife sets plates of meat on table. Hubby says, "Honey, where are the vegetables?"








"Oh, they're not home from school yet."

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog?















Neither did she.

Did you know what happened when Helen Keller fell into the well?











She screamed her fingers off

Did you know what happened when Helen Keller fell into the well?











She screamed her fingers off

ROFL

Do you know why Helen Keller liked dating boys with acne?


She could read their faces.

what's grosser than a baby sitting in the corner chewing on razorblades?

what's grosser than a baby sitting in the corner chewing on razorblades?

:corn:

:confused:

The same baby three weeks later?

Now THAT'S grosser.

How 'bout man with no arms and no legs jokes? Know any of those??

What do you call a man with no arms & no legs in a pile of leaves?











Russell.

floating on the lake?








bob

Waterskiing?









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