New here, and just wanted to say HI!!!

Look forward to chattin' with you all!!!

Krick

New here, and just wanted to say HI!!!

Look forward to chattin' with you all!!!

Krick
Welcome aboard, Krick! Hope you enjoy your stay.

:)
SMW

Thanx!!!!

:)

hi welcome

hey looney tune!!! I found ya.

another board experience has begun... could it possibly be as rewarding as boards past....... hmmmmmm

breath in breath out

peace

Morning Goober!!!

Ah, yes, another board!!! hehehe

Don't get into too much trouble, you crazeeeee thang, you!!!

:hahanot:

Welcome, Krick.

Allforums is a magical and interesting place, inhabited by wierd and wonderful people. Me you can trust, the others I am not so sure of.

Be especially aware of Smartmouthwoman.
Sure, she's an attractive woman, and one given to laying around on the beach in various states of undress at that.
But here's the catch;

She never brings any food, drinks, or cash with her to the shore, so she's forever mooching off the other beachgoers.

You'll come out of the water after some swimming or snorkeling, and there's this naked woman sitting on your beach towel, and rooting around in your picnic basket!

You: Ahem. Can I help you find something?

Smartmouthwoman: No, I think I've got it. Ah, here's a ham & swiss on whole wheat bread. (unwraps sandwich, and begins eating it)

You: Can I perhaps get you a beverage? An apperitif, perhaps?

Smartmouthwoman: Yes, please. Mike's Hard Lemonade if you got it.

You: No, I got water and maybe a few beers.

Smartmouthwoman: Ah, never mind then. (munches the sammich, and dabs a bit of mayonaise from the corner of her mouth with your beach towel) Got any napkins?

You: No, that's one thing I neglected to pack. That, and the Mike's Lemonade thingies I guess. Say, do you always sunbathe naked out here?

Smartmouthwoman: If you had this body, wouldn't you?

You: Good point. Say, I'm going back in the water for a bit. You mind watching my stuff, and make sure that nobody makes off with my car keys?

Smartmouthwoman: Sure. You got A/C in your car, and/or any good CD's?

You: No. But I do have a rather valuable camera in there. I sure wouldn't want anybody making off with that, or taking any prankish photo's with it, and then putting it back like nothing ever happened.

Smartmouthwoman: Trust me, I would never do that!!

:rolleyes:

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/257/8/4/KHII___at_the_beach_by_testdrive.jpg

bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Freakin' awesome Sparky!!!!! Nekkid on the beach!! hehehehehe . . . Sounds like a crazeeeee girlie!! Love it!!! My kinda chickie!!

I will make sure to keep an eye on my stuff!!!!

Ah, well, time to surf around this place and find someone to play with!!! I so don't wanna work!!! LOL

I'm thrilled to be in your story, Sparky. Silly boy... if I had any money, um, if I had any POCKETS, I'd tip ya.

Now 'bout that ham & swiss. I really prefer rye. Handle that, would ya sweetie?

;)
SMW

You are a freakin' riot, sistah!!!

Mornin krick, and welcome (even if it is a few days late)

Hey, never too late!!!

hehehe

How you B?

Welcome to the party.
The more the merrier. Drinks start at well when ever we choose to start.
Hope you enjoy and have fun.
Ace out

And ends when someone buys the next round, then it starts all over again.

Provided youre old enough. Otherwise it's koolaid and milk

LOL! Oh, I am plenty old enough, hun!!! No milk for me!!!

Round for everyone, on me!!!!

Cool.
Can I pick my own poison?

Or better yet, can i pick yours?
*evil laugh*

BAD!!! Just BAD!!!!

bwahahahahaha!!!!

I never said I was good

:hahanot:

Ok, maybe I did

So, what are you then . . .

BAD, GOOD, or good at being BAD!!

bwhahahahaha

:eek:

Ummmmmm

All of the above?

Salutations.

Wasssup, Silver!!!

Oh, and Ride . . . hmmmmmm, interesting . . . .