I'm stealing this from another Internet forum, but as I would like to leave the responses untainted, I'm going to deliberately plagiarize the idea and not give credit to the boards (though the member, Happy Lendervedder, is a genius). Shame on me! But here's the idea...

Paris Hilton issued a statement Saturday, reading, "While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, I intend to serve my time at L.A. County Jail...I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq and other places around the world."

Now, as we all know, Paris Hilton is not literate or articulate enough to pen the preceding words on her own, so it is a safe assumption that she had her army of "people" write that. In a similar fashion, I, as a member of this forum for nearly five years, know the Allforums crew to be tremendously intelligent and articulate. Therefore...I hereby authorize any and all Allforums members to issue press releases on my behalf. I'm sure the Allforums members will do much to improve my image in the eyes of the American people. ;)

Thats kinda like when I write up a report and my CO takes credit.

The Hilton sisters are far more than the simple bimbos they are portrayed as.

Nicki has a successful clothing line and Paris has a line of clothing, fragerances, handbags, jewelry and clubs. She makes thousands of dollars for appearing at events. She even has a best selling book.

She may be a slut and she may portray herself as an airhead but she has a good deal of business acumen.

LOL, who wouldn't have business acumen with that big wad of daddy's money? I kinda like Paris... she reminds me of a doll I used to have when I was a kid. Tall, skinny, dress her up in lots of outfits -- she even had little pearl ear studs with straight pins that went directly into her ear lobes (ouch!)

But let's don't get carried away by calling her a 'successful business woman'. Given enough backing, anybody can 'succeed' in business.

:)
SMW

P.S. to Borg... the local newspaper is already doing a 'mock' Paris Hilton diary entry every morning. Shall I plagerize your plagerizing and reprint it for you?

(though the member, Happy Lendervedder, is a genius).
The Fabulous Forums of Fathom? Those forums are purple and "fabulous," therefore Lendervedder must be a flamboyant fruit. Are you his love interest? Boy, things sure have changed since you went to Chicago. Egad, I can see you now out a club doing lines of coke off a man's hairy chest. Then you bust a move to some Spice Girls remixes, and then Lendervedder offers you some of his nasty appletini and you follow him home.But when you get there a body is in the driveway. You and Lendervedder get out of the car to inspect the corpse but then a group of Black Panthers attacks you, holds you down, and blindfolds you. Next thing you know there are gunshots and the LAPD is arresting you for cavorting with the Black Panthers and you end up in prison, and no, it isn't like the Green Mile. You get spanked everyday in prison by all the Albanian strong armed neocon convicts, and yearn to break free. One day it happens that you go to the airvents and break out of the prison in a Mission Impossible induced thriller scene. Next stop, Mexico. Why not Canada though Borg, because it is closer to Chicago and they speak English? Why not Canada?? What about Lendervedder, did you leave him behind??

Is this all true? SAY IT AIN'T SO BORG!!!!

I'm stealing this from another Internet forum, but as I would like to leave the responses untainted, I'm going to deliberately plagiarize the idea and not give credit to the boards (though the member, Happy Lendervedder, is a genius). Shame on me! But here's the idea...

Paris Hilton issued a statement Saturday, reading, "While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, I intend to serve my time at L.A. County Jail...I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq and other places around the world."

Now, as we all know, Paris Hilton is not literate or articulate enough to pen the preceding words on her own, so it is a safe assumption that she had her army of "people" write that. In a similar fashion, I, as a member of this forum for nearly five years, know the Allforums crew to be tremendously intelligent and articulate. Therefore...I hereby authorize any and all Allforums members to issue press releases on my behalf. I'm sure the Allforums members will do much to improve my image in the eyes of the American people. ;)

we'll see in a few weeks.

Ill git right onit borg

Or what we imagine it might be

Dear Diary,
Well, my nights are cold and I don’t sleep much,
but I’m getting my appetite back. Last night for
dinner I had two crackers and a Tic-Tac.

Oh, and my talent agent dropped me. I’m a little
frazzled, but agents are like, a grand a dozen or
whatever. Everyone wants me as a client.
Today Mumzy and Daddy came to visit, and I
have the best freaking news! Big Rick’s planning
a super hot bash for me when I get back,
probably in Vegas. What better place to start
sinning again! My so-called BFFs will know I’m
back when they see I’ve lost 2.5 pounds and my
body is rockin’.

I gotta start thinking (or have my reps start
thinking ... wink) about my new, post-bail image.
I want to be totally fab. Maybe I’ll be a Scientist,
or a Habbalah.

TTFN,
Heiress Paris

(borrowed from The Dallas Morning News, 6/13/07)