ever sence mike and his frends broke my hand i cant snap my fingers. i can click my fingers on my hand n snap.my wrist makes snaping noises.
mac is triple jointd and can bend in half. that was cool.

what weird things can you do?

at 42 yrs old my body makes weird noises it used not to. popping, cracking and creaking. one that is annoying as hell is when i don't wear shoes, for some reason my ankles make popping noises. i sound like a caribou.

at 42 yrs old my body makes weird noises it used not to. popping, cracking and creaking. one that is annoying as hell is when i don't wear shoes, for some reason my ankles make popping noises. i sound like a caribou.

LOL - I can definitely relate to the popping ankles, Ivan.
Drives my boyfriend crazy when I pop my ankle because it sounds like it's breaking sometime.

at 42 yrs old my body makes weird noises it used not to. popping, cracking and creaking. one that is annoying as hell is when i don't wear shoes, for some reason my ankles make popping noises. i sound like a caribou.

Old age sucks, but it beats the alternative.

LOL - I can definitely relate to the popping ankles, Ivan.
Drives my boyfriend crazy when I pop my ankle because it sounds like it's breaking sometime.


I'm only 25 and both my knees and ankles crack. I blame it on cheerleading.

I, too, can relate to all the odd noises one can make when one turns a certain age:@@: But my husband will tell you that I have "monkey toes". I can pick things up off the floor if I'm too lazy to bend over and get it like a normal person, can spread them apart for a weird effect and I can also give the "thumbs up"....lol:thumbs: which by the way creeps him out! :eek: Gotta luv it....

I, too, can relate to all the odd noises one can make when one turns a certain age:@@: But my husband will tell you that I have "monkey toes". I can pick things up off the floor if I'm too lazy to bend over and get it like a normal person, can spread them apart for a weird effect and I can also give the "thumbs up"....lol:thumbs: which by the way creeps him out! :eek: Gotta luv it....

I can pick things up with my toes, too.....I've never been able to give a 'thumbs up', though....you should try to market that *wink*

Like Musiq said, her's is from cheerleading...mine is from the abuse of basketball, track, cheerleading, and just generally being a tom-boy while I was growing up. Paying the price now, for sure!

my elbow clicks every time I do a push-up, doesn't hurt though, so whatever.

I can pick things up with my toes, too.....I've never been able to give a 'thumbs up', though....you should try to market that *wink*

Like Musiq said, her's is from cheerleading...mine is from the abuse of basketball, track, cheerleading, and just generally being a tom-boy while I was growing up. Paying the price now, for sure!
i could say things about cheerleaders and bad knees, but i like living:thumbs:

I can bend my second little toe on my right foot all the way back to where it touches the top of my foot. That and can clap with one hand.

i could say things about cheerleaders and bad knees, but i like living:thumbs:


HA! No, they are not scarred knees, Mikey......well, not from the cheerleading days, anyway...

I can bend my second little toe on my right foot all the way back to where it touches the top of my foot. That and can clap with one hand.

I'd like videos of both.....

Old age sucks, but it beats the alternative.

:hahanot: Amen!

I can't think of anything besides like the others, snap, crackle and pop when I walk. Sometimes my arthritis in my hands act up and freeze my fingers in random positions. Hurts like hell but makes the kids laugh when I drop things. :lolhit:

Originally posted by mskimi
I'd like videos of both.....
Remind me again in a few weeks or so when I have a camera that's able to take video and ye shall recieve.

Old age sucks, but it beats the alternative.


some people say that old age is not for sissies. i tell them, no, it SUCKS! and if they try to argue with me i tell them if they are so not sissies, then throw away the meds you are on.

old people piss me off. everytime i look in the mirror now i want to scream.

:hahanot: Amen!

I can't think of anything besides like the others, snap, crackle and pop when I walk. Sometimes my arthritis in my hands act up and freeze my fingers in random positions. Hurts like hell but makes the kids laugh when I drop things. :lolhit:

I get the same thing, Imp. All of a sudden my fingers will cramp up in the weirdest postitions and I can't move them. I have to take my other hand and physically bend them to unlock them. It usually happens when I am eating, cutting with a knife.ff

Remind me again in a few weeks or so when I have a camera that's able to take video and ye shall recieve.

Will do, if I remember....that's another thing that goes....uh, oh yeah...memory!

When I went to the Armed Forces Entrance and Examination Station (AFEES), way back in the late 1970's, it was a time for show and tell.

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: Ever have any pain in your knees, joints, tendons, or upper thoracic connective tissues?

Me: Huh?

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: Do you have any pain in your knees or back?

Me: Uh, no.

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: Do you suffer from piles, hemorrhoids, gangliated anal fistulas, or aberrant rectal polyps?

Me: I’m scared now. Anyway, no.

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: Have you ever smoked marijuana?

Me: You mean this week?

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: Just say NO.

Me: No.

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: Do you have any unusual moles, warts, birthmarks, or scars?

Me: Well, (lifting shirt) I do have this weird little thing on my ribcage, underneath my left breast.

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: (Pales, almost faints) Holy Shit. (Shouts) Doctor!!

Me: What? What is it? (Worried now)

Army Doctor: What is it, Corpsman?

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: Sir, check this shit out.

Army Doctor: Holy Moly, it’s a Tri- Polythelian-Occultus Mega-rarus!!

Me: W-what’s that?

Army Doctor: Son, you’ve got the Third Nipple of Scaramanga! A vestigal extra nipple, often considered very dark juju in the occult cultures of Southern Louisiana, Trinidad, Jamaica, and the US Virgin Islands.

Me: Is it fatal?

Army Doctor: No, no, no. In fact it’s positively magical!
Johnson?

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: Yessir?

Army Doctor: Begin processing the DA Form 8977-1R, Recommendation For Disqualification From Military Service!!

Me: Wait, wait! Don’t do that, I want to join the Army and become a helicopter pilot!

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: We can’t let you do that!!

Army Doctor: Yeah. It wouldn’t be medically-unethical. Besides, you’d have an unfair advantage.

Me: What do you mean?

Army Doctor: Look, you would have a leg-up on everybody else. That third nipple would become the dark source of your terrible, unwieldy power. You would live a charmed life. You would pass all your check-rides. You would become a revered and reviled aviator. You would get all the cush-assignments. Promotions would come easy, and often. Your engine would never quit. You will be able to drink like a fish, but you will never get a DUI. You would be a popular and well-liked guy, in spite of all your faults. Women would want you. Men would want to BE you!!

Me: What’s wrong with that? (Instinctively waves hand in front of doctor’s face, in a fashion reminiscent of Obi Wan Kenobi)

Dope-Smoking Medic: Yeah, what’s wrong with that?

Army Doctor: Yeah. (Stares blankly for a moment) What is wrong with that?
Johnson!

Dope-Smoking Army Medic: Yessir?

Army Doctor: Begin processing the DA Form 8969-2, Recommendation For Accelerated Admission Into The Helicopter Pilot Program!!

Me: Cool!!

:eek: :rolleyes: :woohoo: :) :@@: :smile2:

I get the same thing, Imp. All of a sudden my fingers will cramp up in the weirdest postitions and I can't move them. I have to take my other hand and physically bend them to unlock them. It usually happens when I am eating, cutting with a knife.ff

:eek: but...but..you're ole! It's suppose to happen to ole folk!

Yes, I have to use my other hand to unlock them too. It happens randomly to me, like when I'm typing or just using a little pressure on a finger. Sometimes for no reason at all.
It's embarrassing because my stepson JJ used to call me 'gramma' when it happened. :o