SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . not peeing in your pants.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . not peeing in your pants.

Haha, nice.

Damn it.
:mad:

The four stages of forgetfullness according to the late Bob Hope.

Stage 1...you forget names
Stage 2...you forget faces
Stage 3...you forget to pull up the zipper after urinating
Stage 4...you forget to pull down the zipper before urinating