Hello,

I just wanted to introduce myself since I am new. I have been watcher for a long time and decided to sign up fully today.
I am a hair stylist and openly gay. I am one of the few lucky gays to be able to marry and my wife and I wear our rings with pride.
We have two adopted kids ages 6 and 10. We have a very loving family.
Anyways, it is nice to meet everyone I am sure this will be a lot of fun.

Hello funindependent! Welcome to allforums. :D

And don't just introduce yourself and then leave either! I like your aptitude at spelling and grammar; we need more new coherent posters...

Hello funindependent! Welcome to allforums. :D

And don't just introduce yourself and then leave either! I like your aptitude at spelling and grammar; we need more new coherent posters...

dark's not just humoring you, either...WE mean it! LOL!!

anywhoo, welcome aboard. i hope you enjoy your stay. if you ever wanna chat (or your wife for that matter...by the way, is SHE a member?), just give me a holler (my addy is posted). see you on the boards!:flowers:

Hi FI, welcome aboard.

Welcome, funindependent.

Allforums is a strange and beautiful place, inhabited by some truly wierd and wonderful people. Me you can trust, the others I am not so sure of.

Be especially wary of LionelHutz. He may initially appear charming and innocuous, but he is actually a powerful and influential Cult Leader from a place called, 'Ohio'.

I cannot stress this strongly enough; avoid LionelHutz, or you will be lured to Ohio and assimilated into the ways and mores of the Ohioans.
You've been advised, so I guess that's all I can do at this point.

Good luck, and remember, void-aay ionelhutz-lay.

:eek:

Senior Sparquito gets a little strange right around the same time every day. Keep an eye on what time he's posted and you'll soon notice that right around 5AM daily it begins. Always take those posts with 2 grains of salt.

If I were you, I'd watch out for es347fan too. He's especially frightening on full moon nights.

Very bad karma, Warrior1972.
Shame on you.

And shame on me for falling for it.

Sparq
john@sparkman.name

you are a jerk warrir1972. go away :upyours:

Hello funindependent! Welcome to allforums. :D

And don't just introduce yourself and then leave either! I like your aptitude at spelling and grammar; we need more new coherent posters...

I know DF didn't intend this to be funny but in light of who funindependent turned out to be it really, really is. It seems Warrior1972 had us all fooled into thinking she couldn't spell or use correct grammar.

Good night, Irene, good night Irene... if I see you in my dreams I'll scream.

Okay that was juvenile but hell... this whole game is pretty funny really. Nothing like a tich of drama to make everyone's existence seem really, really fine.

I know DF didn't intend this to be funny but in light of who funindependent turned out to be it really, really is. It seems Warrior1972 had us all fooled into thinking she couldn't spell or use correct grammar.

Either that or she started using a spell/grammar check program. She never struck me as being the "sharpest tack in the box".

I wonder what she/he/it really is (besides a troll). They seemed to go to great lengths to disguise themselves in their posts.

"I'm an artist with PTSD 3 kids and a hubby at MS, going to school at U of Phoenix on-line, have an IQ of 130, am a fat ass, but also a gay woman with 2 adopted kids, and a wife, bla bla bla"

Maybe she was a he, sitting in their parent's basement, fat, stupid, pimply, and lonely, just looking for someone to irritate (and trying to feel that they are "worth" something).

We may never know........

And I for one, will never care.......

:lolhit:

Warrior's problem was that while she was a troll she wasn't a very good one. Good trolls spend time gaining people's trust first. They start out posting calmly and rationally. Only after they have developed a personal that is generally liked by other posters do they begin their trollish behavior. They are also not as obvious as Warrior when doing so.

Warrior came on like gangbusters. Right off the bat she started insulting people and stirring up controversy. She was identified as a troll within a day or so. She was a troll but a rather clumbsy one and now she is gone.