has anyone fantasised about having sex on the beach,or did?

one word-sand :(

and in all the wrong places

one word-sand :(
Another word-towel:thumbs:

Another word-towel:thumbs:
i must be too aggressive ;)

Another word blanket, a nice fire and oh some much fun.
Yeah had that fantasy and omg full filled it and now moved on. hehehe

i must be too aggressive ;)

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i must be too aggressive ;)

He hehehe interesting...oh covers her eyes and plugs her innocent ears.
Mwahahahahahahahaha

Pfft, been there, done that. Living on a beach so long, kinda hard not to.

Pfft, been there, done that. Living on a beach so long, kinda hard not to.

Yes you are the man of the beach. hehe
neener neener
lol

Sex on the beach....isn't that a drink? LOL

Either way, it's fun!

:)
Kimi

If youre so worried about sand in the wrong places, just step out in the surf. Sure, you'll get knocked over by the waves, but thats half the fun. But dont do it when the water is 60 degrees, or nothing is going to happen

i must be too aggressive ;)


exactly... with all the throwing around and ripping of clothes, the sand just really gets in the way

Much more awkward in reality than in fantasies... The sand DOES get everywhere. Even if you are on a blanket. And if it doesn't, well then you're not doing it right dammit

If youre so worried about sand in the wrong places, just step out in the surf. Sure, you'll get knocked over by the waves, but thats half the fun. But dont do it when the water is 60 degrees, or nothing is going to happen

I personally don't like sex IN the water that much. The ocean, pool, or bath for that matter.

not on the beach or anywhere public. I do not like sex in water either. I do not need to spice up anything with new and wild places to have sex. I have a very excellent imagination. Luckily my husband is conservative too. If others want to do it and it is fun for them more power to them. Me I prefer traditional places.

I personally like it. I love anything with Peach schnapps. :D

I personally like it. I love anything with Peach schnapps. :D
Yah best of both world really sex and sex on the beach oh yah.
Hehe

Haven't had the drink, Sex on the beach, but I have had sex on the beach more than a few times. Once we were on the lee side of a sand dune when a ranger's jeep came roaring over the dune and almost crushed us. It flew over us with no more than a foot to a foot and a half to spare. Another time my date's mother, aunt and two sons came walking up the beach and almost caught us. Also had sex on the bank of a stream and the two of us slid down the bank and wound up in the water.

Haven't had the drink, Sex on the beach, but I have had sex on the beach more than a few times. Once we were on the lee side of a sand dune when a ranger's jeep came roaring over the dune and almost crushed us. It flew over us with no more than a foot to a foot and a half to spare. Another time my date's mother, aunt and two sons came walking up the beach and almost caught us. Also had sex on the bank of a stream and the two of us slid down the bank and wound up in the water.

you go Frogger. hehe
Oh and added you too.
chow

Much more awkward in reality than in fantasies... The sand DOES get everywhere. Even if you are on a blanket. And if it doesn't, well then you're not doing it right dammit

Good to see you back. How was Ireland? What'd you bring us?:thumbs:

True about the blanket, but that's what they invented post sex skinny dipping for.

Good to see you back. How was Ireland? What'd you bring us?:thumbs:

True about the blanket, but that's what they invented post sex skinny dipping for.

omg yah but blanket do work well also.. just got to learn the right positions hehe
Ok well yah it can beeeeee sooooooooooo much fun.

If youre so worried about sand in the wrong places, just step out in the surf. Sure, you'll get knocked over by the waves, but thats half the fun. But dont do it when the water is 60 degrees, or nothing is going to happen


On the beach....in the water......yeah baby :D

:woohoo:

i've tried the whole "beach sex" thing, and i'm with Mikezila on the sand issue. we started out on a blanket (a big one, too), but...well, let's just say i've never been one to just lie there. anywhoo, we'd keep getting back on the blanket, just to wind right up off of it again. yada yada yada, neither of us released any "tension" out there on the beach. damn sand...*grumbles*

A blanket/towel does nothing to save you from getting sand in all the wrong places...cause you just wind up on the sand anyway. Besides, there's just too many elements that could get in the way:

Burrs
Seaweed
Sea Gulls (from a friend's experience)
Beer cans (more of a spring break thing)
Twigs
Glass
Moss (if you're on the lakes around my area)


I'll pass on the sex on the beach...and go have a sex on the beach...extra schnapps please. :)

Originally posted by Ride4Life
But dont do it when the water is 60 degrees, or nothing is going to happen

The result becomes an epidemic claiming even the most horny of individuals and couples' love-making experience.....something that no man should ever have to deal with, and no woman wants to have ruin the experience.

I'm talking, of course, about....significant shrinkage.

Was enjoying a "nooner" with a fine lady at Stillhouse Hollow Lake one afternoon. That's a freshwater lake near Ft Hood, Texas. We were laying in the water, naked, having our fun, when an Army helicopter flew in about 80 feet or so over our heads & then decided to come back for a better look. They didn't get to see much of her as she stayed behind me & (quite frankly) I'm not much to look at - and off they flew. We continued on a picnic table - nearby & under some trees!

Was enjoying a "nooner" with a fine lady at Stillhouse Hollow Lake one afternoon. That's a freshwater lake near Ft Hood, Texas. We were laying in the water, naked, having our fun, when an Army helicopter flew in about 80 feet or so over our heads & then decided to come back for a better look. They didn't get to see much of her as she stayed behind me & (quite frankly) I'm not much to look at - and off they flew. We continued on a picnic table - nearby & under some trees!


I've been to that lake....it's a wonderful lake. Didn't have quite as nice a time as you did, but still enjoyed the day there :thumbs:

I think it would be hot....if sand was not included.

I think it would be hot....if sand was not included.


that's the whole point of sex on the beach skinny....to get sand everywhere it's NOT suppose to be:@@:

It's called redefining the term "raw"

lol...i know...but im a health freak...but all in all, it sounds fun

In that case bones, get freaky and try it. You'll be glad you did

Yeah bones do it while you're young 'cause for me now, neh, I like complete comfort: 400 thread count sheets, a jacuzzi in the room, fine crystal glasses filled with expensive wine... a lake front view etc, etc.

When my bride and I were first dating, I lived on the North Shore of Oahu. We regularly went skinny-dipping (after the sun set, of course) on Keiki Beach, across from where my house was.

Sex on the beach was a fun and necessary part of our courting ritual, but at this point in our lives, we would have to agree with Sal; a nice hotel bed with fine linens is more the way to go.

:hula:

PS The trick to avoiding 'sand getting in all the wrong places' is ummm... (how to put this delicately) ... you have to couple directly after coming out of the water, and then you must, eh.. adopt the ways of the Rin Tin Tin and of Lassie, if you catch my drift.

Elevates the critical parts high and above the sand, so to speak.
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When my bride and I were first dating, I lived on the North Shore of Oahu. We regularly went skinny-dipping (after the sun set, of course) on Keiki Beach, across from where my house was.

Sex on the beach was a fun and necessary part of our courting ritual, but at this point in our lives, we would have to agree with Sal; a nice hotel bed with fine linens is more the way to go.

:hula:

PS The trick to avoiding 'sand getting in all the wrong places' is ummm... (how to put this delicately) ... you have to couple directly after coming out of the water, and then you must, eh.. adopt the ways of the Rin Tin Tin and of Lassie, if you catch my drift.

Elevates the critical parts high and above the sand, so to speak.
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*woof, woof* :thumbs: My knees can't take it any more.... hehehe.

*woof, woof* :thumbs: My knees can't take it any more.... hehehe. Who said anything about knees?
And make theat egyptian cotton please

Who said anything about knees?
And make theat egyptian cotton please

okay, ya beast!