Hope you have a wonderful day!:flowers:

Happy Birthday!! :drinktoth

Happy Birthday Imp.
I almost forgot about it until Turd reminded me.
Damn he's observant.

Ya keep going at this rate, and you'll be as old as me before you know it.

Best wishes for a great day, Imp.
You're lucky to have yr birthday in the summer.
There's usually a blizzard when it's my birthday.:(

Here's hoping you live as long as you want... and never want for as long as you live!!!

:)
SMW

P.S. I've wrapped up a poolboy for you and sent him Fed-ex. Please be gentle, he's barely broken in. *wink*

:flowers:

OMG girl friend we have to go drinking and well pick up hot guys...OK I can't but I can come along to keep you out of trouble...hehe yeah right
I hope you have a fantastic day also...
CHEERS

Good day to have a birthday,
you share the day with mike/BF
hehehe
Hugs to both lol

Hope you have a great birthday, Imp!!

Ditto the wishes, Imp. Hope you have a day full of sunshine and happiness.

:)
Kimi

Hey, Imp! I hope you have a fantastic Birthday!!!! My best wishes to you!:flowers:

oooooh! it's Impday!:banana:

Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day, have many, many more!

Awww. Thank you all so very much.:flowers:

This is turning out to be the best day evar!!;D
:drinktoth~Cheers~
xox

ps. Thanks for the pool boy SMW, he is just what I wanted!!!

happy b-day IMP

Have a good one, Imp!

Another B-Day, yay.

Have a good one.

Happy Birthday Imp.

Holy shit!!!!!!

Imp made the big four oh. Happy birthday and welcome to the geriactric ward.

SMW, I hope you are paying Autumn for using her picture and haven't just stolen it.

She gave it to me... wasn't that sweet of her? (Don't worry, I'll pay before I have it matted and framed.)

She gave it to me... wasn't that sweet of her? (Don't worry, I'll pay before I have it matted and framed.)

LMAO......

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4530/happybirthdaybeartk4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!!

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t33/texrose752/Unicorns_and_birthday_cake-600x436.jpg
that would make a nice sig :corn:

Happy birthday, Imp darling.

I have a bottle of wine, a loaf of bread, all that is lacking is thou.

Please come collect your present, my love. It's got some, um, shelf life issues.

:rolleyes:

http://i22.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/a0/b8/1e9d_1.JPG

Hey! That's my present!

Happy Birthday Imp. :flowers:

Nice sock stuffed in your skivvies, Sparky.:lolhit:

today's your birthday? mine is tomorrow! you're a fellow gemini...sweet!

anywhoo, have a happy birththday, babe!

Hope your having a happier birthday than she did.
http://sydney.fuller.name/photos/2004/2004-06-06--Birthday_Cake_Eating.jpg

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey girl. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
The forties are a wonderful decade. Seriously! May you find everything you need and may your heart recognize it.

(((Hugs))) and best wishes :flowers:

lol Jere, she doesnt look too happy. How can you not smile when you can smear an entire cake on your face?

Happy Birthday Imp!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj6cbM-h8xg

Happy birthday :):):)

hahaha
Aww, ya'll are awesome!!!! Thank you all so much. I had a most excellent day. Hugs and kisses all around.:flowers:

I'm on my way, Sparky baby!
Hope your having a happier birthday than she did.
*image of precious* Aw, she's adorable.She must have wanted chocolate cake. :)

OK Imp
Your birthdays over. You've had your fun.
Now it's time you came back to reality and faced up to the fact that you're over the hill now, destined to live the rest of your life as an old fogie and dream about the things that could have been.

Happy day after.
Hope you're well hungover:flowers:

OK Imp
Your birthdays over. You've had your fun.
Now it's time you came back to reality and faced up to the fact that you're over the hill now, destined to live the rest of your life as an old fogie and dream about the things that could have been.

Happy day after.
Hope you're well hungover:flowers:


O noes, I'm still on cloud nine!

and I ain't over the hill yet, rather, on top of it!

Now please pass me some aspirin and my walker.:thumbs:

O noes, I'm still on cloud nine!

and I ain't over the hill yet, rather, on top of it!

Now please pass me some aspirin and my walker.:thumbs:
How bout I send you some percodan and you wont need the walker?

How bout I send you some percodan and you wont need the walker?

Deal! So that's the secret to ole age, eh?

Btw, this is my favorite thread. I love it so much I want to have sex with it, and everyone in it.

*I felt I had to get that out.*

Deal! So that's the secret to ole age, eh?
You betcha. And it beats the hell out of speedballs, which is another alternative

Btw, this is my favorite thread. I love it so much I want to have sex with it, and everyone in it.

*I felt I had to get that out.*
Would you like my number?

You betcha. And it beats the hell out of speedballs, which is another alternative

My days of cocaine are loong over. My heart doctor said so.

I got your name and number, sweetie. :flowers:

My days of cocaine are loong over. My heart doctor said so.

I got your name and number, sweetie. :flowers:
You have a smart doctor.
I figured that trying to support a family and sticking hundred dollar bills up my nose every day didnt work.

You have a smart doctor.
I figured that trying to support a family and sticking hundred dollar bills up my nose every day didnt work.

I didn't have the family or money issues, the health ones instead. I started eating speed when I was 13 *I was up to 9 20/20's or black beauties a day, whatever I could get my hands on* and had a heart attack when I was 14.I didn't learn and I tried coke in my early 20's and had a mild one. My doc said 'third times a charm', so I heeded his words.
I'm glad too. Not that I had the heart attacks, but that I lived thru it to see how stupid it was. I have an additive personality and it would be the last thing I'd need in my life now~now that family does matter.

I never had the health related issues that so many others have had. I saw what it was doing to me, and that my life wasnt headed in the direction I wanted it to go. So instant change, literally overnight.

I hear you about addictive personalities. Nobody had to tell me I had one of those, and its something I watch very closely now.

I had nothing to live for then and no matter how many times I tried to kill myself, it never took. Now I have much to live for.

I wrestle with the bottle still. Starting to have some health issues from that so it's time to stop, or at least slow the hell down again.
I did good last night though, only had 2. *not to say last week wasn't a blur.*

Cheers, to a long healthy happy life!

I had nothing to live for then and no matter how many times I tried to kill myself, it never took. Now I have much to live for.

I wrestle with the bottle still. Starting to have some health issues from that so it's time to stop, or at least slow the hell down again.
I did good last night though, only had 2. *not to say last week wasn't a blur.*

Cheers, to a long healthy happy life!

Cheers back to ya darlin.
As long as you keep it all in perspective, everything will turn out just fine.
Even it you are old now

You find out just how old you are when the oldies station on the radio starts playing things you remember from when they were new.

You mean like, '(Is Anybody Going To) San Antone' and 'Kiss an Angel Good Mornin'? ;)

Btw, this is my favorite thread. I love it so much I want to have sex with it, and everyone in it.

*I felt I had to get that out.*
i dont want 2 have sex with u.

happy birthday imp :flowers:

i dont want 2 have sex with u.

happy birthday imp :flowers:

:lolhit: The feelings mutual dear.

Thank you, Joey.:thumbs:

Wow, aren't you popular Imp? happy belated birthday. Unfortunately, no sexy time for me. My parents say that if I have sex before I get married, my penis will fall off only to be devoured by jackals.

Actually, I hacked the board and am posting under everyone else's name. ;)

Thank you, and no worries, I had enough sex yesterday to make up for it.:hahanot:

Your parents are wise, listen to them. I lost my first 3 boyfriends that way.

Cheers sweetie. :drinktoth

Homer, dont listen to them. I had a bunch before I got married and it just kept gro....
Beter not say that and ruin the surprise

You mean like, '(Is Anybody Going To) San Antone' and 'Kiss an Angel Good Mornin'? ;)

No, like the Mills Brothers singing, Cab Driver, or Teresa Brewer singing, Put Another Nickle In, In The Nickleodeon.

You mean like, '(Is Anybody Going To) San Antone' and 'Kiss an Angel Good Mornin'? ;)

That is one of my all-time favorite songs.....LOVE Charley Pride....that man has such an awesome voice :cool:

That is one of my all-time favorite songs.....LOVE Charley Pride....that man has such an awesome voice :cool:

:thumbs: Yes he does. I was raised on country, I heard that song so many times.
'Poor ole *kolisha?* the wooden head' was another.

Momma played it alot when daddy was in 'nam. That one and 'He stopped loving her today', not sure atm who sang it.


ps. I looove teddy bears, so I'm keeping the one you gave me. :cool:

:thumbs: Yes he does. I was raised on country, I heard that song so many times.
'Poor ole *kolisha?* the wooden head' was another.

Momma played it alot when daddy was in 'nam. That one and 'He stopped loving her today', not sure atm who sang it.


ps. I looove teddy bears, so I'm keeping the one you gave me. :cool:


Kawliga ;) and yes, I love most of his songs...actually have them on my mp3 that I listen to ALL the time. An old b/f got me hooked on him when I was about 13 or so.

He's also a "neighbor" of mine....lives in the next town over from where I do and you can tell which house is his because it has the musical notes on the door.

Glad you like teddy bears....so do I, so I'm glad I picked that pic for your birthday :D

'He stopped loving her today', not sure atm who sang it.
Imp, that would be Mr. George Jones.:thumbs: A great song!

Happy belated birthday Mrs sheila.
I hope you had a fabulous day!
Best wishes for many more happy returns.
:flowers: :flowers: