It seems to me that Jews and Msulims are so alike each other that they can't stand each other (ignoreing Israel of course...), I'm looking at orthodox jews and devoted muslims.

similarities:

J: Married women must cover hair because its seen as sexual.
M: Women must cover hair because its seen as sexual.

J: Don't dig on Pork.
M: Ditto

J: Kosher food. Prepped and blessed.
M: Halal food. Prepped and blessed.

J: Pray with a cube on their head. (Tefillin)
M: Pray to a Cube. (Kaaba)

J: Woman seperated by curtain during prayer
M: Woman in the back during prayer.

J: Beards.
M: Ditto.

J: Jerusalem
M: Ditto

J: Men and women are not supposed to touch each other.
M: Ditto

Does anyone know any other religious similarities between the two?

Since Islam developed from Judaism there are bound to be lots of similarities.

Both religions think Jesus was a prophet.

Both religions hold the Old Testament in special reverence.

J: Full of mistruth.
M: Full of mistruth.

yeah they both get crap from the same book.

Both probably can't stand people like Warrior.

Both probably can't stand people like Warrior.
Before you try and say that to me I've got Jewish and Muslim friends.

"Want to come over for dinner? Pork chops tonight!" After about the 4th time it loses its amusing factor.

Before you try and say that to me I've got Jewish and Muslim friends.

"Want to come over for dinner? Pork chops tonight!" After about the 4th time it loses its amusing factor.


Lool. This particular post and the previous one was more subtle and clever than warrior's.

Both probably can't stand people like Warrior.

I couldn't give a shit what religious nutjobs think of me.

How can I take serously anyone who believe that killing children for the sins of thier parents are pychos to me.

I couldn't give a shit what religious nutjobs think of me.

How can I take serously anyone who believe that killing children for the sins of thier parents are pychos to me.

And I'm sure they don't care what you think of them. Your just as crazy.

crazy is a relative term. I think your crazy for following a man who was a pediphile and believes he talked to gabrial and angel whom we have never seen. You think I am crazy because I think that is crazy.

It is all about perspective.

Riiight...and you're a witch.....:rolleyes:

Both probably can't stand people like Warrior. that has nothing to do with religion and you know it...

Now Googs you get the resident muslim award so fill us in on anything we missed? Any Jews in the house wanna help out?

Both probably can't stand people like Warrior.

The group of people who can't stand Warrior contains a lot more than just Jews and Muslims.

How can I take serously anyone who believe that killing children for the sins of thier parents are pychos to me.

Yet that is exactly what you advocate doing with children in unwanted pregnancies.

This is a job for...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/religion/Judaism/jew-jitsu.jpg

Riiight...and you're a witch.....:rolleyes:
Burn her!!

This is a job for...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/godsandmen/religion/Judaism/jew-jitsu.jpg

HA HA !! That is too funny

Out of the three.. Jew, Christians and Muslims. Will take the Jew. THey are the coolest and the most modern of the bunch. They do not annoy you with thier religion or try to convert you. THey keep to themselves and are great movie makers! and I love thier ancent.

Riiight...and you're a witch.....:rolleyes:

Yes I am proudly a witch. Just because your religion and the Christian has made Witches out to be a bad thing doesn't make it so. Witch is not a bad term for me.

So please spare my your petty insults it makes you look like an nOOb

and I love thier ancent.

I don't know any Jews with accents. You watch too much TV.

Yet that is exactly what you advocate doing with children in unwanted pregnancies.

I do not advocated it. I am not for someone getting an abortion. I prefer them not to but it is not my job to take that choice away from them. If they want to kill thier own gene pool off that means more room for my blood line. That is between them and thier god.

I would never get an abortion. I think it is killing life for nothing more than making my life easier to live. Unless it is for food I do not believe in killing anything. I do not even like real flowers in a vase because it is killing a plant for mere human entertainment.

As for god he is suppose to know better. He is suppose to be this ethical and logical being but yet he kills children out of anger at the slightest problem. He is not suppose to be failable. Humans are failable. I give them much more room than a being claiming to be omnipitant.

I give them much more room than a being claiming to be omnipitant.

Wow, you're sounding much smarter these days, Warrior. Must be that Univ of Phoenix education kicking in, eh?

Keep up the good work! Bet you'll graduate at the very top of your class!!

:)
SMW

You are not suppose to post to me. Vile said so you get the fuck off my back!! GOT IT!! Cause I will not put up with your bullshit!! STFU!!

Why, hon... I was just complimenting you!

And you must be mistaken. Vile never said one lil ole word to me about ignoring you -- that was MY idea.

Come on, sweetie. Draw us a picture, would ya?

:)
SMW

BULLSHIT AND I AM TURNING YOU IN!! You leave me the fuck alone you are not ok to be around.

You are not suppose to post to me. Vile said so you get the fuck off my back!! GOT IT!! Cause I will not put up with your bullshit!! STFU!!



Wow..........:D

BULLSHIT AND I AM TURNING YOU IN!! You leave me the fuck alone you are not ok to be around.

Oh my God, it's Peggy Sue.


http://www.allforums.net/showthread.php?t=12958

BULLSHIT AND I AM TURNING YOU IN!! You leave me the fuck alone you are not ok to be around.


She's not ok to be around??

:lolhit:

Whatever rendva you support someone who condones god killing little kids for the sins of their parents.

That makes you just as sick as she is.

BULLSHIT AND I AM TURNING YOU IN!! You leave me the fuck alone you are not ok to be around.
Fair enough... just don't turn me into a frog, OK? (Frogger hates to be crowded)

That makes you just as sick as she is.

Funny, the warden says the same thing......

She's not ok to be around??

:lolhit:

:upyours:

yeah no doubt you condon god killing little kids to because the parent sins. FUCKING SICK!!

:upyours:

yeah no doubt you condon god killing little kids to because the parent sins. FUCKING SICK!!


Um what? Where did I post that at?

Is this just another wacky assumption? You know what they say about assuming....

:rolleyes:

I don't know any Jews with accents. You watch too much TV.
If they speak Hebrew properly they'll have some semblence of an accent.

Mel brooks has an accent when he is being interviewed. I do not think he is faking it or anything. They do have an accent.
http://www.broadwaybeat.com/TheProducers/MelBrooks.jpg

Mel brooks has an accent when he is being interviewed. I do not think he is faking it or anything. They do have an accent.
http://www.broadwaybeat.com/TheProducers/MelBrooks.jpg
There... Warrior said it and that's good enough for me.

ALL JEWISH PEOPLE HAVE ACCENTS.

Glad we got that straightened out.

Next?

Jewish people from Alabama have accents.

also Brooklyn, Chicago, London........

And what about Sammy Davis, Jr.? He sang with an accent, eh?

There... Warrior said it and that's good enough for me.

ALL JEWISH PEOPLE HAVE ACCENTS.

Glad we got that straightened out.

Next?

I never claimed that "ALL" jewish people have accents. I siad I like jews that have an accent.

Obviously those Jews who do not speak fluent hebrew do not have accents.

Jesus christ leave me the fuck alone.

My gg grandpa was Jewish.
His name was Jabez I-----.

He used to plow his fields wearing a top hat and tails.
He was a character.

My gg grandpa was Jewish.
His name was Jabez I-----.

He used to plow his fields wearing a top hat and tails.
He was a character.
Yeah, Ren, but did he have an accent?

Please try to stay on-topic.

;)

LOL, well, he's dead.....maybe I can conjure him up with a seance, and see for myself.

um how did you know he had character if you never talk to him??

He was my grandpa's grandpa, Warrior.
I heard many tales about this man from my own Grandpa.

oh well I am pretty sure if he was a immigrant he had an accent. Jews take pride in the hebrew language I believe to get to bar mezva or whatever you have to learn the hebrew language or at least know enough to get threw the ceremony. Most jews know hebrew to what extent or fluently I do not know.

He was not an immigrant.
His family had been in North Carolina since 1710.
But perhaps his family had accents when they first emigrated here--from Scotland. :)

oh scottish accents and Irish accents make me hot. Nothing like the rolling off the tongue on certian letters.

I love german accents too.. :)
I lived in Germany for 4 years and spoke fluent German and when I came back ot the states people said I had an accent.

Yes..funny, wherever a person lives, they find people who talk differently, and they say--"Oh, you have an accent!"

god bitch you better fucking leaving me alone and stop harassing me!!

Such language! Now is that anyway for a witch to talk?

piss off and go fuck yourself.

Mel brooks has an accent when he is being interviewed. I do not think he is faking it or anything. They do have an accent.Mel Brooks is Jewish?!?!?

SMW - its not nice to torture people/
Warrior - put her on ignore.

Yeah, I heard something about that German adventure. That's when you left behind your baby son, wasn't it?
lucky kid:lolhit:

Yeah, I heard something about that German adventure. That's when you left behind your baby son, wasn't it?
Would you shut the fuck up. Stop fucking inciting the retard. I know it's hard since your intelligence and maturity are on the same level, but just shut the fuck up.

that has nothing to do with religion and you know it...


Now Googs you get the resident muslim award so fill us in on anything we missed? Any Jews in the house wanna help out?


Well they are both Abrahamic religions. They both believe in human nature, and the equal ability to do good and bad. They both reject the ressurection of Jesus. Their places of worship are informal, people come in and go at anytime.

Yes my other two children that I have are so completely miserable I mean you can it in the smiles in their faces and when they say " I love you mommy" and all the hugs and kisses I get when I put them to sleep at night before reading them a childrens book. I mean I tell you it must be terrible to have a mom tell them she loves them everyday and caresses them when they fall down or kiss thier boo boos. Making them feel safe when it is dark by giving them a night light and going into thier room at night when they get scared and cuddling them to sleep.
Man I tell you these kids just have it terrible. I mean honestly call CPS right now the amount they suffer from the overwelming love from me is just dispicable.
Alex's is fine with is father too. It is about time men do the work woman have been doing for centuries. Personally I think more men should raise children instead of it always being the mother. Build character.