Beer in tank cars? (http://www.theconservativevoice.com/ap/article.html?mi=D8PA6R980&apc=9024)



A string of runaway rail cars spilled beer in downtown Denver Wednesday after they crashed into a parked locomotive and derailed.


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(sobbing) Oh, the humanity!!

http://i.pbase.com/u13/cmnoa/upload/38388863.crying.gif

say it ain't so! :(

*Runs to car, throws the door open, jumps in, starts that kitten up, SLAMS on the gas, and hauls ass to Denver to get on hands and knees and drink up all that free beer... even suck it up out of the soil

LOL.

Beer is for wussies.

i quit drinkin. someone else drink my share. and i'll trade ya for a pound of good weed.

A moment of silence please :(

Warrior picks up her staw and starts sucking the alchohol off the ground.

A moment of silence please :(


*bows head*

:)

It's just Coors. No big loss.

It's just Coors. No big loss.

That's my beer.....I'll take all of it!

Originally Posted by LionelHutz
It's just Coors. No big loss.

That's my beer.....I'll take all of it!


Says a lot about the taste of Coors - true fans can't tell the difference between fresh made & some that's soaked into a railroad yard & has to be sucked up through generations of yuck.

Beer running down the streets? This could only, truly be the hand of God.

It's just Coors. No big loss. shit we should salute the engineer for a job well done, now no one has to drink that piss...

Beer running down the streets? This could only, truly be the hand of God.
Denver is truly the Land of Milk and Honey.:cool:

shit we should salute the engineer for a job well done, now no one has to drink that piss...
maybe so, but now the engineer get to go take a post-accident drug & alcohol test...i hope for his sake he didn't study for it.

Using the wrong tap (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120AP_ODD_Tap_Ticket.html?source=mypi) got this barkeep in trouble.

Even facing huge penalties (if they get caught), the most popular 'crime' barkeeps around here do is fill empty expensive booze bottles with cheap stuff out of a half-gallon jug. One club owner even told me he doesn't pull the 'fake' top-shelf pour until the customer is too drunk to know the difference!

Man, if ya can't trust your bartender...

:)
SMW

I'd kill someone if I found out they were doing that.

Refilling liquor bottles is one thing, merely using a different tap & informing people is another. One is pure crime, while the other might be field expediency.

Refilling liquor bottles is one thing, merely using a different tap & informing people is another. One is pure crime, while the other might be field expediency.
Can you tell the difference between brands of beer?

I don't much care for the stuff, but I can surely tell the difference between say, Bud & Coors.

[QUOTE=smartmouthwoman]Even facing huge penalties (if they get caught), the most popular 'crime' barkeeps around here do is fill empty expensive booze bottles with cheap stuff out of a half-gallon jug. One club owner even told me he doesn't pull the 'fake' top-shelf pour until the customer is too drunk to know the difference!

Man, if ya can't trust your bartender...

Butt,Booze is good for what ails ya.
" But it's that swill you serve Dear Barkeep, that keeps me under
the table ",said the poor little Porter who just spent his last sixpence to
wet his whiskers.

I'm going to show up at your house with a quarter keg of beer. You've got several beer taps - Bud, Miller, Coors, & Killians. Does it really mattter which tap fits as long as it works?

I believe that I can tell the difference between Coors Light and Miller Light in a blind taste test. (The Miller Light has just a bit of beer flavor, while the Coors Light has none at all.)

In fact, I believe that if you subjected me to a blind taste test of, say, Coors Light, Miller Light, Budweiser, Sam Adams, Killian's Red, Amber Bock, Yuengling Dark, and Guinness, I could pick them out with 100% accuracy. The taste and body of all those beers are that distinctively different.

Now, if you asked me to put on a blindfold and tell you which of three beers were Budweiser, Schaeffers, and Miller's Genuine Draft?
Not a chance, I couldn't do it.

I believe that I can tell the difference between Coors Light and Miller Light in a blind taste test. (The Miller Light has just a bit of beer flavor, while the Coors Light has none at all.)

In fact, I believe that if you subjected me to a blind taste test of, say, Coors Light, Miller Light, Budweiser, Sam Adams, Killian's Red, Amber Bock, Yuengling Dark, and Guinness, I could pick them out with 100% accuracy. The taste and body of all those beers are that distinctively different.

Now, if you asked me to put on a blindfold and tell you which of three beers were Budweiser, Schaeffers, and Miller's Genuine Draft?
Not a chance, I couldn't do it.

There was a time,NOY to Yore ago,when Coors was far & away THE
most distinctive beer made or sold.It was assumed that if they were
forced by law to sell outside their 11 state district {none East of the
Missouri River } meaning Kansas City Kansas and not Kansas City,Mo
or points East,That wood indubitably alter that distinctive trademark
taste.Because that meant mass production and use of
Pasteurization.
It was rightly assumed.
There was NO finer can of beer than Coors in the early 70's.

In fact, I believe that if you subjected me to a blind taste test of, say, Coors Light, Miller Light, Budweiser, Sam Adams, Killian's Red, Amber Bock, Yuengling Dark, and Guinness, I could pick them out with 100% accuracy. The taste and body of all those beers are that distinctively different.
Absolutely Sparky. I could as well with 100% accuracy.

Now, with all the good beer I have been drinking lately, especially the ambers like Bristol Laughing Lab, New Belgium Fat Tire, Breckenridge Avalanche Ale, etc., I'm pretty sure I could tell those apart from each other until I had a few…then I’m 100% sure I couldn’t.:D

Absolutely Sparky. I could as well with 100% accuracy.

Now, with all the good beer I have been drinking lately, especially the ambers like Bristol Laughing Lab, New Belgium Fat Tire, Breckenridge Avalanche Ale, etc., I'm pretty sure I could tell those apart from each other until I had a few…then I’m 100% sure I couldn’t.:D

MMMmmmmm. Fat Tire. There's a couple in the fridge right now, just waiting for me to get my ass outside and mow the lawn. Nothing better than a cold Fat Tire after a sweaty job of mowing the lawn in 80 temps....

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MMMmmmmm. Fat Tire. There's a couple in the fridge right now, just waiting for me to get my ass outside and mow the lawn. Nothing better than a cold Fat Tire after a sweaty job of mowing the lawn in 80 temps....

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You're right there Frannie!

An ice cold Shiner Bock on tap hits the spot as well!:thumbs:

You're right there Frannie!

An ice cold Shiner Bock on tap hits the spot as well!:thumbs:

I picked up a 6 pack of Shiner Bock today.

Have you had Amber Bock? How is it compared to Shiners.

Using the wrong tap (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120AP_ODD_Tap_Ticket.html?source=mypi) got this barkeep in trouble.

Wisconsin takes beer very seriously.

here was NO finer can of beer than Coors in the early 70's.

It sucked then, too. People just thought it must be good because they couldn't get it.