In this game, post how you think the person above you will die!!

Example:
tpam wll die from falling into a meat grinder.

Jenny will die plummeting to the earth after her parachute is replaced with a bag of rocks.

Imp will be shot by a jealous woman on her 95th birthday.:(

Mikey will be 102 and typing in 'I win' when he gets overcome with excitement his heart gives out.:(

Imp will be shot by a jealous husband on her 96th birthday

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2555/tonysopranoah0.gif

Why thank you Lager.

Did I tell you that Tony's on his way over to discuss business some with you?

Why thank you Lager.

Did I tell you that Tony's on his way over to discuss business some with you?


:) wanna know how the series ends??

:) wanna know how the series ends??
Rumor has it lager gets whacked

Ride4Life dies in a freak motorcycle accident. While he is riding, his belt around his waist comes loose and dangles next to the sprocket. It gets caught up in the gears. It causes him to wreck, and the throttle remains full out (kill switch doesn't work). His belt continues to feed into the gears until his private parts get groud up in the gears. He dies from the bleeding and because he no longer wants to live w/o his favorite parts.

woohoo! I lived to be 96! That's much better then I ever imagined. :hahanot:



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Jenny=Lunch

i don't want to think of a world without Imp :(

i don't want to think of a world without Imp :(
Nor I you.

*grabs Mikey* 'Let's sneak out of this thread before anyone catchs us.' ;)

woohoo! I lived to be 96! That's much better then I ever imagined. :hahanot:



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Jenny=Lunch

Yum, Lion meat....medium rare would be good (loved the pic....hehehe)

Imp dies after she plants a new exoitic plant. With her green thumb, it grows wonderfully. It seems to grow a foot or more a day. One day when she comes home and decides to water it, she notices that it somehow resembles something she remembers from the past, but she just can't put her finger on it. Then as the plant opens it's mouth to gobble her up, she remembers the movie "Little Shop of Horrors" ...about a bloodthirsty, (wo)man-eating plant that grew from the size of a tulip bulb to the size of an elephant. The plant swallowed her up and burped with satisfaction.
http://www.tvacres.com/plants_scifi_junior.htm

Jenny is overrun and beaten to death at the tiny hands of an angry army of midgets.

Jenny is overrun and beaten to death at the tiny hands of an angry army of midgets.

The little people jump me and try to smother me and I go down (they think I am you, their enemy)..... AARG!!! I am at my last breath.....ready to die. The King little person says a spell over me and brings me back to life. I thank him for his great generosity. We become great friends. I look forward to seeing him and my other new friends again!

As innocent little Jenny waves goodbye to her new found friends, she hears a noise, "Hark", she cries, "What could that possibly be?" Her curiosity draws her to the sounds. She passes the wreckage of what used to be a perfectly good hog, by ride's mangled wanger and snickers sheepishly under her breath. But she's compelled to follow the sounds. For a moment, she thinks she recognizes the tune, but she's not sure. Past the pet store, past the dentists office, the sounds grow louder. She opens the door of the barber shop, and it hits her. She recognizes the sound. "It's music!", she screams, "wonderful, wonderful music!". Jenny turns the to another door in the barber shop, and she opens it. Creeeeeek. (Thats the eerie sound of an opening door). She looks inside, and sees all the skeletons from her closet singing the chorus of "Suddenly Seymour". Imp's carniverous plant looms over Jennys head, and says.... "Desert anyone?", and in one big gulp, he devours Jenny. Relieving himself with a hearty belch, the plant finishes her off with a slurp, and the last of her parachute strings disappears into his mouth like a string of spaghetti. "Goodbye," the skeletons cheer, "Goodbye Jenny".

Ride has a truck fall on him :(


...wait! that was me! i thought it sounded familiar, dammit! :rant:

Ride has a truck fall on him :(


...wait! that was me! i thought it sounded familiar, dammit! :rant:

(Ride, It was a wonderful death hehehe....I suffered horribly..gulp, gasp, hopeless suffocation in a plants belly)

back to the game...

Mikezila meets the woman of his dreams. He finds her irresistible. She comes to visit him at his place and she confesses to him that she is into S&M. She hands him a leather thong that she wants him to wear. She says, would you please be my sex slave tonight. He is surprised to hear YES coming out of his mouth. She then brings out leather cuff bracelets. You put the thong on and she cuffs you to the bed posts (arms & legs). She leaves you and runs out of the house laughing. You die of thirst and starvation. Nobody checked on you, because you have no friends or loved ones. The police find your body 3 months later because someone noticed some odor when they walked by.