Anyone had the worse job out there??

Worst.

My first job was scorekeeping women's softball games. Apparently, only morbidly obese women who didn't wear bras played softball.

oh god LOL
that reminds me of south park and chokesondick. When she lifts her hands above her head and her sagging breast nipples stick out!! ROFLMAO!

cleaning animal pens at the Mott Children's Farm...yep, i've shoveled shit.

thanks for bringing back that memory...i'd just gotten it out of my head:rant:

Worst.
worstest?

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How about bertie botts odd flavor harry potter jelly beans.
How would you like to be the taster of these wonderful flavors.
The magical 4.25 oz Discovery Box holds 10 wild flavors, each in its own pocket. The wild flavor lineup includes the brand new flavors of Pickle and Sausage, along with other gross favorites like Dirt, Earwax, Earthworm, and Vomit. Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans are true to their name! Here are all the flavors you’ll get:
• Dirt • Vomit • Rotten Egg • Pickle • Sausage • Ear Wax • Earthworm • Soap • Black Pepper • Booger

The dirt one actually isn't that bad. Seriously.

How about bertie botts odd flavor harry potter jelly beans.
How would you like to be the taster of these wonderful flavors.
The magical 4.25 oz Discovery Box holds 10 wild flavors, each in its own pocket. The wild flavor lineup includes the brand new flavors of Pickle and Sausage, along with other gross favorites like Dirt, Earwax, Earthworm, and Vomit. Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans are true to their name! Here are all the flavors you’ll get:
• Dirt • Vomit • Rotten Egg • Pickle • Sausage • Ear Wax • Earthworm • Soap • Black Pepper • Booger
Mmmm...pepper:@@:

I mean how do they make these flavors accurate do they eat real vomit and dirt and compare it to the artifical flavors they make?? hmm.

My worst job was working as an armed guard at the Trojan nuclear power plant. I once was contaminated with radioactive particles when I sat on something wet in the fuel containment structure. The decontamination procedure includes shaving of the affected skin (my butt) and adhering tape to the skin and ripping it off to ensure all particles are removed....ARGH!!!!

My worst job was working as an armed guard at the Trojan nuclear power plant. I once was contaminated with radioactive particles when I sat on something wet in the fuel containment structure. The decontamination procedure includes shaving of the affected skin (my butt) and adhering tape to the skin and ripping it off to ensure all particles are removed....ARGH!!!!
does your butt glow?

does your butt glow?

Yes, it is nice and shiny!

My second worse job was when I was a kid working on our farm. Killing the chickens was awful. I remember the 1st one I killed with an ax. I tried to hold it with one hand on the chopping block and swinging the ax with the other hand. On the 1st swing I chopped off its beak, I tried again and chopped it in the body (still alive). It took me about 5 swings to kill it.

Burger King, without a doubt. Really don't want to get into details, but if I ever see that asshole who ran that restaurant near a good set of stairs, I'm pushing her ass down them. It's been nearly twenty years since I quit that job and I've yet to go back into a Burger King. That should tell people something, dammit. :upyours:

Me it had to be sandblasting car body's in Utah in the summer when it got 110 degrees and you had to ware a overalls and a breathing mask with a full face shield. You would just roast, sweat just pouring off you, and that dam grit would stick man you would find it in every orifice of your body i must of lost 60 pounds that summer. or the other one would be cleaning fish in the bearing sea for 18 hrs a day with a ship full of ex cons up to my waist in goo and guts I smelled like fish for a fucking year ya just could not take enough showers when you hit land. I still hate the smell of fish. They used to do these man overboard drills and toss a blaze orange dummy in the sea and hit the alarm for all hands on deck. I was told you had 3 minutes from the time you hit the water till your body shut down from the cold and you drowned half of the time they lost the dummy and it was blaze orange so I learned two things (1) don`t fall overboard and (2) sleep and work with your money and valuables my advice if you go to sea don`t clean fish for a year.

Yes, it is nice and shiny!

My second worse job was when I was a kid working on our farm. Killing the chickens was awful. I remember the 1st one I killed with an ax. I tried to hold it with one hand on the chopping block and swinging the ax with the other hand. On the 1st swing I chopped off its beak, I tried again and chopped it in the body (still alive). It took me about 5 swings to kill it.

Good ole days. I killed chickens before. Gramp raised them and the day came to kill them. I held them while a hired guy cut their head off *I couldn't bring myself to swing the axe*.
I squeezed one after the head was off and covered the poor guy in blood. hahaha. Then I let it go and there is nothing funnier then a chicken running around with it's head cut off. hahahahaha!

Worse part was plucking them.

:eek: poultry squeezer!

:eek: poultry squeezer!
Nothing better than freshly squeezed chicken! :lolhit:

*oops. too far I suppose.*

oh mah gawd!

a'ight. I edited it.

why?:(

i laughed so loud the neighbors dog barked:lolhit:

Ahh. Very well then. *I thought I crossed a line or something by your first reaction*.

:D

Telemarketing! What was I thinking?:slap:

Eye-closer at a sardine factory. Nasty when you open a can and one of those little buggers is staring at you. ;-)

Ahh. Very well then. *I thought I crossed a line or something by your first reaction*.

:D
you're much too sensitive about me being sensitive:@@:

you're much too sensitive about me being sensitive:@@:

hush now.:slap:

For me the worst job I had was on the cleanup crew at a slaughterhouse. I only lasted there one day, and I never went back.

Burger King, without a doubt. Really don't want to get into details, but if I ever see that asshole who ran that restaurant near a good set of stairs, I'm pushing her ass down them. It's been nearly twenty years since I quit that job and I've yet to go back into a Burger King. That should tell people something, dammit. :upyours:


I can relate to that. I once had an arogant evil boss that I despised!!!! He believed in inflicting the maximum amount of pain he could to keep employees in line....evil

Has anyone seen the show called "Dirty Jobs?" The episodes are about awful and discusting jobs. I recall one episode where the job was to sort young alligators. The employee would have to grab young alligators, one after another all day long, and stick his finger inside of the sexual cavity to determine the sex. Lots of employee wounds result, so they said.

I think there is a job where they ship baby chickens and you have to squeeze them to make them poop so they will not poop in the cantanier and sometimes they die because no poop comes out and they get squeeze to hard and thier ribs break collasping thier lungs. I gues there is like a waste basket near by for the ones that die. :(

I think there is a job where they ship baby chickens and you have to squeeze them to make them poop so they will not poop in the cantanier and sometimes they die because no poop comes out and they get squeeze to hard and thier ribs break collasping thier lungs. I gues there is like a waste basket near by for the ones that die. :(

I couldn't do that job even if I was starving. How awful! I suppose we are all guilty of killing because we buy meat and create a market. And we buy eggs which creates a market for awful conditions for chickens. Little chicks are so cute. Hmmm. Maybe I should consider becoming a vegetarian and give up eggs.

She made that up Jenny, I've never heard of such a thing. If they are going to ship chicks, and were worried about it shitting, they would just not feed it for the day and ship it the next. Goodness.
We raised plenty of chicks and never squeezed them to ship.:rolleyes:

Maybe I should consider becoming a vegetarian and give up eggs.

hahaha

Cleaning up in the theater and private booths at the Porn Store I work at.....yeah - I got some horror stories.

Aside from that - that gig is awesome. My least favorite job was Dairy Queen when I first moved to Richmond for college. Ugh! How I pine to forget those days.

She made that up Jenny, I've never heard of such a thing. If they are going to ship chicks, and were worried about it shitting, they would just not feed it for the day and ship it the next. Goodness.
We raised plenty of chicks and never squeezed them to ship.:rolleyes:

This isn't about shipping but sexing the chickens same process they squeeze the chickens to make poop come out.

http://dsc.discovery.com/search/results.html?query=dirty+jobs+chicken

Yes I made this up??:rolleyes:

I've only had 3 jobs before my current one. They were all part time while I was a student and none of them sucked that bad (even though one lasted only 4 days)

Probably the one that sucked the most was the Publix Deli job due to having to clean the whole area for store closing...really nasty. But it was overall a bearable job...lots of hot girls come to the supermarkets, free food (obtained illicitly), and not too bad pay.

My last job while at college was at a sushi restaurant where I switched between making sushi and cooking in the kitchen. The pay was low but cooking was fun.

jere: I applied to porn store in my senior year too but they never called back!

Warrior is right about squeezing chickens. They do it when they are sexing them, not for shipping purposes.

My parents raised 4,700 chickens when I was growing up. We used to keep the chicks in an incubator in the basement during the winter. I never minded killing them, a quick chop and they were finis. I did hate preparing them for sale though. They had to be defeathered, including the godawful pinfeathers. That meant dipping them in boiling hot water to soften the feathers and pulling off the wet feathers. (Ever smell wet feathers. It is worse than wet dog.) Then you had to get each of the individual pin feathers. You would take a knife and pick them out one by one. Time consuming and boring. After that you had to clean out the bird. You went through the anal vent and took out the insides being careful to save the heart, liver and crop. The crop had to be cut open and cleaned of sand and grit. You then wrapped up all the giblets in butcher paper and stuck them back in the cavity.

Preparing eggs wasn't much better. You had to clean the chicken shit off them, size them, candle them and box them. Another time consuming and boring job.

Worst job?

Here. Posting here is definitely worse than that stint as a prostitute when I was 13.

If not worst for you worst for we who have to read your posts, Evakian.:lolhit:

I think there is a job where they ship baby chickens and you have to squeeze them to make them poop so they will not poop in the cantanier
If they are going to ship chicks,

This isn't about shipping but sexing the chickens

:@@: Nice back peddle. You should have said that in your first post then.

Big difference between sexing them and 'squeezing them to ship'.


Yes, Frogger. Gramp raised chicks, not near as many as your parents but I've done the plucking *stinky and boring* and gathering of the eggs. I hated getting picked at when getting the eggs, stupid birds.

Big difference between sexing them and 'squeezing them to ship'.

Not to the chicks.:lolhit:

Eye-closer at a sardine factory. Nasty when you open a can and one of those little buggers is staring at you. ;-)

That'd be a heck of a job.
I couldn't do that. I'd be opening all the eyes for shits and giggles.

Big difference between sexing them and 'squeezing them to ship'.

Not to the chicks.:lolhit::D

Sheep shearing mate. Day in and day out that sucks

Sheep shearing mate. Day in and day out that sucks
ewe! anthrax!

Sewing back pockets on Levi's jeans....talk about a sweatshop!

:@@: Nice back peddle. You should have said that in your first post then.

Big difference between sexing them and 'squeezing them to ship'.


Yes, Frogger. Gramp raised chicks, not near as many as your parents but I've done the plucking *stinky and boring* and gathering of the eggs. I hated getting picked at when getting the eggs, stupid birds.

I watched a series on TV about it I did see it when shipping. Perhaps they don't do it anymore but the did at one time do it. I did not make it up.

Damn, you guys had some bad jobs.. My worst (and it wasn't that bad) was being a lifeguard, just because it was boring. Worked for 6 months and I never had to really save anyone.

I couldn't do that job even if I was starving. How awful! I suppose we are all guilty of killing because we buy meat and create a market. And we buy eggs which creates a market for awful conditions for chickens. Little chicks are so cute. Hmmm. Maybe I should consider becoming a vegetarian and give up eggs.

heh. Giving up meat - oh man. I'd never be able to do that. I don't care how cute the animal looks, if it tastes good I'll devour it :thumbs:

I believed you Warrior. I grew up on a farm. I also remember how horrible it was to slaughter animals for their meat.....very horrible! When we would slaughter cattle, the other cattle would gather together and make moaning sounds. They would somehow sense what what going on.

heh. Giving up meat - oh man. I'd never be able to do that. I don't care how cute the animal looks, if it tastes good I'll devour it :thumbs:
we worked long and hard to get to the top of the food chain, that's why i joined PETA...people eating tasty animals :D

Once in summer i worked in a supermarket offering the customers to taste shrimps.. Jesus Christ they stinked as shit..

Once in summer i worked in a supermarket offering the customers to taste shrimps.. Jesus Christ they stinked as shit..

I love shrimp! I'd probably be 300 lbs if I had that job, 'one for you, one for me'.

I love shrimp! I'd probably be 300 lbs if I had that job, 'one for you, one for me'.
When i started that work i also loved shrimps, but after several weaks... :)

You're right, Dzerod. My mother once worked at a candy factory. The workers were allowed to eat all the candy they wanted while they were working. The first few days they ate and ate and ate. After that they were sick of the candy.

I used to love to eat fish, now I just want to barf, but im fast at cleaning them.

My mother once worked at a candy factory. The workers were allowed to eat all the candy they wanted while they were working. The first few days they ate and ate and ate. After that they were sick of the candy.

I can appreciate the brilliance of that rule. Otherwise people would just sneak a few pieces every day and never get sick of it. A few years of that and you've lost a lot of candy.

You're right, Dzerod. My mother once worked at a candy factory. The workers were allowed to eat all the candy they wanted while they were working. The first few days they ate and ate and ate. After that they were sick of the candy.
was your mother Lucy or Ethel?

was your mother Lucy or Ethel?
Chocolate counts as candy?

Oh shit. All these years I've been lying to people to justify the food...ahh who cares.

*grabs a piece of chocolate*

Chocolate counts as candy?

Oh shit. All these years I've been lying to people to justify the food...ahh who cares.

*grabs a piece of chocolate*


You were right.....chocolate is one of the major food groups, don't let anybody tell you otherwise....now, where is it?

One summer I worked in a rubber factory. We dipped the rubber stripping that went around car doors. It was noisy, hot, smelly work. But the pay was wonderful. I made enough that summer to pay for school the next year without having to work part-time.

washing dishes in a bakery. sometimes hot as fuck and the fan only blew around hot air.