This is a really cute set of ideas from a male and female point of view. They are just for fun. Wonder if they are really how the opposite sex see it?

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you til your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else





Girl Facts:

When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever


I just thought it was cute. lol

I dunno Shortstuff. In my world...

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants sex

When a guy is quiet,
He's really pissed off at me, I crossed the line

When a guy is not arguing,
He's sleeping

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he's just warming up for round 2

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would strip


When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has suddenly has somewhere to go or claims he can't breathe.

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is stalking you

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he wants sex

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's trying to get you into bed

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he's hungry and wants a sammich.

LOL - I'm inclined to agree with Imp's list....sorry, Shorty!

I dunno Shortstuff. In my world...

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants sex

When a guy is quiet,
He's really pissed off at me, I crossed the line

When a guy is not arguing,
He's sleeping

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he's just warming up for round 2

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would strip


When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has suddenly has somewhere to go or claims he can't breathe.

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is stalking you

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he wants sex

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's trying to get you into bed

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he's hungry and wants a sammich.

hehe OMG thanks for that, hehe that made me smile so much because I kinda thought the same thing much more the bootie call parts hehe

Imp's right on this one for sure.

There you have it, folks, the difference between being 23 and 39. At 23 the world is filled with love. At 39 you realize guys just want to get you into the sack.

There you have it, folks, the difference between being 23 and 39. At 23 the world is filled with love. At 39 you realize guys just want to get you into the sack.


I don't know....DF is just 17, right? She seems to be fairly wise for her age, I think. I think a lot of it depends on what you've been through, whatever the age.

:)
Kimi

DF is not 17. That is a lie she told Borg. DF is really 87 years old. You might have heard of her uncle, Dorian Gray. Like him she has a picture in the attic that keeps aging.

DF is not 17. That is a lie she told Borg. DF is really 87 years old. You might have heard of her uncle, Dorian Gray. Like him she has a picture in the attic that keeps aging.

LOL....well, that explains a lot, then. Hopefully, Borg won't find out.

DF is not 17. That is a lie she told Borg. DF is really 87 years old. You might have heard of her uncle, Dorian Gray. Like him she has a picture in the attic that keeps aging.
:eek:

MY SECRET IS OUT!

Wow Imp, ya got it, dead on!

I miss you

I miss you
yah yah what ever.. we are on to you guys now.. The older and wiser women filled us all in. lol

What?
You think just because we want to be nice to you, all we want is our lollipop licked?

Pfft.

Girl Facts:

When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl is quiet,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl is not arguing,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl stares at you,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl says she can't live
without you,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

You damn women think about sex just as much, if not more than, us guys.

Pfft.

Girl Facts:

When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl is quiet,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl is not arguing,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl stares at you,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl says she can't live
without you,
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
She wants sex, but is too afraid to ask for it.

You damn women think about sex just as much, if not more than, us guys.


Maybe what is your point nappy. lol :woohoo:

Thanks Nappy,
For saying what needed to be said

women are just as shallow as men. they just aren't as open about it as we are.

women biologically want a provider and a potential sperm donor. i.e.- if you have a lot of money, it doesn't matter if you are buck toothed and a moron. if you are poor, forget about it.

men just want to have sex.

women turn into their 40's. then they just want sex and they will do all those things that would have gotten them labeled as sluts when they were 20.

women are just as shallow as men. they just aren't as open about it as we are.

women biologically want a provider and a potential sperm donor. i.e.- if you have a lot of money, it doesn't matter if you are buck toothed and a moron. if you are poor, forget about it.

men just want to have sex.

women turn into their 40's. then they just want sex and they will do all those things that would have gotten them labeled as sluts when they were 20.
Then it sounds like you boys in your 20's need to hit it with the chicks in their 40's! :)

i think napsterbaters right.ash wants 2 kiss n hug n b alone. id rather skate not kiss all the time

Pfft.

You damn women think about sex just as much, if not more than, us guys.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, yeah, but if you knew it we couldn't use your desire as a manipulative "tool", so to speak. :D And let's face it, the ends do justify the means...

For me I think for some these could be true given the people, but everyone has there own agenda's and some are pure and others just out for a good time. That is the differences. It is not a male or female thing so much.