I've updated my "Bad-A** Quotient" list! Unfortunetly the list is now too large to post here...
So if you want to see the NEW list, you will need to visit: http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html

Here are just a few of the 100 or so people/things that I added to the list:

Goose ================================================== ========== 205 BAQ
Triumph - the insult comic dog =================================== 311 BAQ
Mahatma Gandhi ================================================== = 409 BAQ
Mr. Noodle ================================================== ===== 411 BAQ
Stephanie - from "Lazy Town" ==================================== 498 BAQ
"Bogeyman" ================================================== ===== 500 BAQ
Paris Hilton ================================================== === 565 BAQ
Sarah Silverman ================================================ 1,091 BAQ
Al Franken ================================================== === 1,155 BAQ
Charlie Chaplin ================================================ 2,585 BAQ
Xenia Onatopp - from "GoldenEye" ============================== 6,022 BAQ
Kira Nerys - from "Star Trek" ================================== 6,040 BAQ
Genghis Khan (armed with spear, club and fuzzy hat) =========== 19,549 BAQ
Captain America (armed with his shield) ===================== 44,966 BAQ
Alyx Vance - from "Half-Life 2" (armed with pistol & shotgun)= 290,967 BAQ
Rancor - monster from "Return of the Jedi" ================ 13,909,786 BAQ
Mothra ================================================== = 115,537,207 BAQ
Superman =============================================== 1,002,065,711 BAQ

Like I said, the whole list (all 259) can be found here:
http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html

Who or what else should I add to the list?

LOL, this is funny. I cant believe Clifford the big red dog is so bad ass. he is big, but seriously, he is not very bad ass. Darth vader could easliy kick his ass.

I think my BAQ would be just below Indiana Jones' (unarmed), probably like 4,000

How is this a quotient? I see no division.

I think borgs BAQ would be equivelant to that of a butterfly, maybe a rabbit if he was pissed, and a 3 year old girl if he was armed with a knife.

Bad/Ass.

Magneto could so kick Q's ass.

ya, and Godzilla would wipe the floor with the Kraken

I'd put mine at 1,500, unarmed. I'd beat the fuck out of Tiger Woods, even with his golf club, but I wouldn't want to take on Jack Sparrow. If I had a knife, or brass knucks, then I'd be between Abe Lincoln and a King Cobra, 2,850.

I could take jack Sparrow, and howard Stern, unarmed.

if you put a assault rifle in my hands my BAQ jumps up into the 5 digit area, probalby around 23,000, between Dirty harry and Bruce Lee

I reckon I'm about the same as a drunk redneck with a pool cue (also an accurate description of me half the time...), so about 1000.

OK, where's Frank The Bunny? or Jac Bauer?

And George Washington is the most badass person ever. Infinite badass points. I heard he once held an opponent's wife's hand...in a jar of acid...at a party.

neh.... I'll equate myself to "house cat"... feed me, pet me, keep me happy and I purr... piss me off and my claws come out but give me a spot of sunshine and a second later I'm back to being content and purrfectly happy again.

Sumo Wrestler.


Oh, wait! I thought you said fat ass quotient.

Questions for all of you...

3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands?
Yes

My BA quotient cannot be quantified in numbers its so friggin ridiculously high.

Bad/Ass.

Magneto could so kick Q's ass.

no way magneto could kick Q's ass. Magneto wouldn't even know Q was around and Q would zap him into a world of pure plastic.

I love Q's personality.

Q could fight or ORI from Stargate SG1 Who would have a better BAQ between them two.

My bad ass quote changes with my mood swings and if my PTSD is triggered. Around my kids maybe a 1 when someone personally attacks me on the board it would jump to wolverine if I was in real life and some man broke into my home and threaten my kids or tried to rape or kill me I would become a alien from the alien trilogy.

ya, and Godzilla would wipe the floor with the Kraken
you got that right!


and Mr. Norris pwns them all!

My BA quotient cannot be quantified in numbers its so friggin ridiculously high.
where do you put a guy that has a truck fall on him, then when he goes back to work, he kicks that trucks ass?

where do you put a guy that has a truck fall on him, then when he goes back to work, he kicks that trucks ass?

Below me. I will concede that Chuck Norris does indeed beat me, but only just. Me and Chuck Norris got in a fight one time, and the universe was formed a-la the big bang, it was quite the duel. It ended in a draw.

you got that right!


and Mr. Norris pwns them all!Finally, something we can agree upon.

Washington, Washington...6 foot 20 fuckin' killing for fun.

Finally, something we can agree upon.
A guy I know got to see Chuck Norris come to his dojo. He got kicked across the room. An honor to be sure.

I think 1,110 is where'd I be. I'm pretty sure I could take out the president but I'm not gonna fuck with Willy Wonka.

You know the list is garbage when a character from Star Trek is the biggest badass on the list.

plus "3PCO" is rated higher then Cookie Monster. No way.

C-3P0 doesn't look much like a cookie...

doesnt matter. You just have to tell Cookie Monster that 3P0 stole his cookies and tahts all she wrote. 3PO would be looking like he did at the end of Empire Strikes Back.

doesnt matter. You just have to tell Cookie Monster that 3P0 stole his cookies and tahts all she wrote. 3PO would be looking like he did at the end of Empire Strikes Back.

You might have a point there.

no way magneto could kick Q's ass. Magneto wouldn't even know Q was around and Q would zap him into a world of pure plastic......

Word, Dog!

Washington, Washington...6 foot 20 fuckin' killing for fun.

I don't under stand that. What are you talking about?

Your webpage fails horribly at life. Have you tried opening it in Firefox?

Your webpage fails horribly at life. Have you tried opening it in Firefox?

I'm guessing it looks bad in Firefox then?