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TurdFerguson
05-06-2007, 06:32 PM
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END:D
mikezila
05-06-2007, 06:35 PM
i love a happy ending:)
could you squeeze that in there some how?
~Sal~
05-06-2007, 06:37 PM
That is not how that goes. It goes like this.
Once upon a time a guy asked a beautiful girl to marry him.
The girl said "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after. Her place was clean and tidy. The toilet seat was always down. And men came from far and wide to date her, and spoil her and worship at her feet.
THE TRUTHFUL END!
TurdFerguson
05-06-2007, 06:39 PM
That is not how that goes. It goes like this.
Once upon a time a guy asked a beautiful girl to marry him.
The girl said "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after. Her place was clean and tidy. The toilet seat was always down. And men came from far and wide to date her, and spoil her and worship at her feet.
THE TRUTHFUL END!
Ummm...that's what I meant to say in my first post!!!:D
WindWip
05-06-2007, 06:39 PM
That is not how that goes. It goes like this.
Once upon a time a guy asked a beautiful girl to marry him.
The girl said "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after. Her place was clean and tidy. The toilet seat was always down. And men came from far and wide to date her, and spoil her and worship at her feet.
THE TRUTHFUL END!
I'm sensing some bitterness at the truth here
mikezila
05-06-2007, 06:43 PM
i'd still like a happy ending in there somewhere.
~Sal~
05-06-2007, 06:48 PM
I'm sensing some bitterness at the truth here
Tch, watch it or I shall stalk you in the forum and flame you. :D
hehe...no bitterness it is definitely the truth... :D
~Sal~
05-06-2007, 06:49 PM
i'd still like a happy ending in there somewhere.
Okay. And they both got a puppy and lived happily ever after. Woof. :D
WindWip
05-06-2007, 06:51 PM
Tch, watch it or I shall stalk you in the forum and whip out my leather bondage rope :D
:eek:
~Sal~
05-06-2007, 06:53 PM
:eek:
you little shit... you are revealing our secrets again!!! Now get back in the bedroom.
mikezila
05-06-2007, 06:53 PM
Okay. And they both got a puppy and lived happily ever after. Woof. :D
wrong kind of "happy ending":lolhit:
~Sal~
05-06-2007, 06:54 PM
wrong kind of "happy ending":lolhit:
see above post to windwip... :D
mikezila
05-06-2007, 06:58 PM
see above post to windwip... :D
do you feel "set up"? ya should:lolhit:
WindWip
05-06-2007, 07:08 PM
you little shit... you are revealing our secrets again!!! Now get back in the bedroom.
yes mistress *scampers off*