why is it that most women have ONE child and they look sexy as hell. you know, a MILF, but they have just ONE more kid and their bodies go all to hell?

then they bitch about why their man doesn't show them much interest after that.

(i know women aren't suppose to look like a 19 yr old cheerleader their whole lives, but having a big azz gut on them and looking like a 50 yr old used up hag when they are only 36?)

ok ladies, now bash the men.

Okay. How come men think women should have a size 8 waist with a 38 inch chest while the men are hanging over the top of their pants with a concave ass that makes their pants bag? :D

Next...........zing, zing.

Why is it a MAN tell you shit thinking it is what you want to hear and not really mean it in their heart. We fuck them because we enjoy that and they think because we fucked that we want more.......Maybe we just wanted to fuck them.

Maybe it's because you fine young ladies are so well versed at stringing us along, and making us think there's more to it.

Maybe it's because you fine young ladies are so well versed at stringing us along, and making us think there's more to it.

Stringing you along hey.
Since when is fucking for pleasure stringing along.
Now if I was committed to some one and we were fucking more then making love, then I could see the issue, but going down to the marina, meeting a guy and fucking him does not make a commitment. Does it?

Stringing you along hey.
Since when is fucking for pleasure stringing along.
Now if I was committed to some one and we were fucking more then making love, then I could see the issue, but going down to the marina, meeting a guy and fucking him does not make a commitment. Does it? No, but if he was lonely, and wanting something a little more lasting, then it would be easy for him to interpret your actions like there was something more to it.
This doesnt affect only guys, it works for women too. One of the reasons I avoid "one nighters". I need to where they're coming from, and they need to know where I'm at.

No, but if he was lonely, and wanting something a little more lasting, then it would be easy for him to interpret your actions like there was something more to it.
This doesnt affect only guys, it works for women too. One of the reasons I avoid "one nighters". I need to where they're coming from, and they need to know where I'm at.

Hmmm, very true. A bunch of us were just talking about this the other day. One of our male buddies was bemoaning the fact that he can't sustain a relationship with a woman. One of the other guys told him "yeah, you can't bud, and you won't until you stop sleeping with woman on the first date."

He looks for trophy women. Young, built and stupid. He can always get them even though he is only of average looks and pudgy. He gets laid all the time no problem. The thing is, he swears he wants more. We don't believe him. Most guys that are out for a good time envy him. There are a few in the group who are younger and way better looking. They just want to get laid. They never can. Ironic really.

So with keeping on topic........with useless questions....

How long before one sleeps with a date?

Ok. I have a question. How do all you gals peel the shell off a hard boiled egg without taking half the egg with it? That shit pisses me off.:D

Serious though, how do you do it?

Ok. I have a question. How do all you gals peel the shell off a hard boiled egg without taking half the egg with it? That shit pisses me off.:D

Serious though, how do you do it?
add a little vinegar to the water when you boil it and let it cool completely:)

Hmmm, very true. A bunch of us were just talking about this the other day. One of our male buddies was bemoaning the fact that he can't sustain a relationship with a woman. One of the other guys told him "yeah, you can't bud, and you won't until you stop sleeping with woman on the first date."

He looks for trophy women. Young, built and stupid. He can always get them even though he is only of average looks and pudgy. He gets laid all the time no problem. The thing is, he swears he wants more. We don't believe him. Most guys that are out for a good time envy him. There are a few in the group who are younger and way better looking. They just want to get laid. They never can. Ironic really.

So with keeping on topic........with useless questions....

How long before one sleeps with a date?
what's worng with young built & stupid...as long as they're pretty too?:confused:

Ok. I have a question. How do all you gals peel the shell off a hard boiled egg without taking half the egg with it? That shit pisses me off.:D

Serious though, how do you do it?

Like mike says Fergie. Or salt...adding salt or vinegar to the water also prevents the egg from running if it breaks during boiling. It will not add more sodium or affect the taste.

I think actually cooling may be the real key. Also smash egg at the big end before pealing. Try to ensure you grab that little membrane or skin and away you go.

what's worng with young built & stupid...as long as they're pretty too?:confused:

Nothing if you just want to get laid. :D I think some here are looking for something a little more substantial. :lolhit: I know, you have your dog for that. And he is pretty and doesn't mouth back. Plus he will fetch on command. Most of us other blondes won't. lol

Ok. I have a question. How do all you gals peel the shell off a hard boiled egg without taking half the egg with it? That shit pisses me off.:D

Serious though, how do you do it?

cook the egg first and a soon as it is done drain it and run cold water over it and cool for a few minutes then peel...works for me and a touch of vinegar in the water too. hehe
give it a try and let me know if it works...



SAL Sleep how soon hehe.. Well I dated a guy that wanted to wait a month and to me I thought that was very special. To me it showed he wanted to know me not just fuck me. I have had others that we slept together the first night and others when it felt right.
I guess it is all personal preference.
But what do I know I am single again and just kicked a guy out of the cottage. lol


My question: Why do men have to leave the toilet seat up all the time?

Nothing if you just want to get laid. :D I think some here are looking for something a little more substantial. :lolhit: I know, you have your dog for that. And he is pretty and doesn't mouth back. Plus he will fetch on command. Most of us other blondes won't. lol

:hahanot:

ouch!

My question: Why do men have to leave the toilet seat up all the time?

Dammit, why do women always leave it down. That's no problem if the guy has good aim, but if he has crappy aim then the seat gets all pissed on (and no, lifting the seat is not an option)

Dammit, why do women always leave it down. That's no problem if the guy has good aim, but if he has crappy aim then the seat gets all pissed on (and no, lifting the seat is not an option)

Sorry M, but most of you men have a bad aim. Nothing worse then going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and the seat is up. lol


Question;Why do some men think it is ok for them to have slept with more then one partner but have an issue it the women has done it.
Isn't that like calling the kettle black.

Question;Why do some men think it is ok for them to have slept with more then one partner but have an issue it the women has done it.
Isn't that like calling the kettle black.

Yes, it is hypocritical.

If a guy asks me that, I say '7,000' and you?
You can tell alot about a guy from his response.:thumbs:

Sorry M, but most of you men have a bad aim. Nothing worse then going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and the seat is up. lol
All the more reason to leave the seat down :P

Question;Why do some men think it is ok for them to have slept with more then one partner but have an issue it the women has done it.
Isn't that like calling the kettle black.
It's because we're men. It says so somewhere in our DNA that it's OK for men to do it, but women are not allowed. Genetics. Can't argue with science

7001

Yes, it is hypocritical.

If a guy asks me that, I say '7,000' and you?
You can tell alot about a guy from his response.:thumbs:

Holy crap, you kicked my ass.

Holy crap, you kicked my ass.

Barely, I'm sure. :thumbs:

You're young yet.

7001
TRAMP!

If a guy asks me that, I say '7,000' and you?
Damn...and I'm still a virgin.

*takes another sip of beer*

Wanna be 7001? I need to catch up to paul. ;)

*besides, I haven't had a virgin in years. win/win*

Imp,I wanna help u.
I could lie and say its my first time,
please be gentle.

I want to watch!!

What are the chances that a small duck could get a peek at the action?

Threesome, havent had one of them in awhile.

I'll shoot the video.....

Hey a foursome. Things are improving exponentially.

This reminds me of a joke I heard ages ago.


Two Irish men sitting having a pint talking about sex,
one says to the other,''I wonder if the wives would be into a bit of swapping'',
so they bring some booze home and everyone gets really drunk.
one thing leads to another,and the sex is great,
next morning the two guys are having breakfast and one says to the other,
''Jesus Joe,that was fucking great,I wonder how the girls are getting on''.

For women: Where's my sammich?

For women: Where's my sammich?
Just for the record Ladies, Evil Homer said that, not me.:D

make it two! I'm hungry too

:)

I'll relay the same thing I heard.
You know where the kitchen is......

And Fergie, while youre up, can ya get me a beer?

Yeah,
I used to call back to the wife,''why who told u''

Yeah Fergie, while you are up pour the chilled white wine will ya? And you can bring Ride a beer and Shorty a jello something or another... the green wobbly thing from the fridge.

the green wobbly thing from the fridge.
:eek: i thought that was last month's pot roast?

Yeah Fergie, while you are up pour the chilled white wine will ya? And you can bring Ride a beer and Shorty a jello something or another... the green wobbly thing from the fridge.

http://www.popcultmag.com/obsessions/firstpersonescapades/dildoparty/dildo.jpg

haha
thats good

And Fergie, while youre up, can ya get me a beer?
Yes sir, but please help yourself. There are no less than eight different kinds in the beer fridge.

Yeah Fergie, while you are up pour the chilled white wine will ya? And you can bring Ride a beer and Shorty a jello something or another... the green wobbly thing from the fridge.
May I offer you a Spatlase or a nice Reisling, Ma'am? The jello shots aren't quite set up yet. And I have ice cold Sambuca di Amore for Imp.

And if I haven't mentioned yet...Good Luck to ya Shortstuff. I'm pulling for ya!

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

And Fergie, while youre up, can ya get me a beer?Dad (to my Mom): "Honey, would you like a martini?"

Mom: "That would be nice!"

Dad: "Good! Then you can make one for me while you're at it!"

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove. :D

Why can't women drive?

Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Good one EH... that's just like the one "Why don't women need shoes?"... You don't need shoes to walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.

And in that vein:

Why did the woman cross the road?
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Who the hell cares, why was she out of the kitchen?

Hey a foursome. Things are improving exponentially.

Foursome! Woohoo, finally. I won't feel like I'm missing out. I luv you guys!!!:D

Pass the Sambuca my friend, cheers! I've never had it on the rocks, but there's always time for a first!:thumbs:

If youre nice, you can have with nuts too

Why can't women parallel park?

Because men are always telling them four inches are really eight.

If youre nice, you can have with nuts too

but.... I'm ALWAYS nice! :p

And if I haven't mentioned yet...Good Luck to ya Shortstuff. I'm pulling for ya!


Thanks;;;; :thumbs:
I am doing better. Haven't broken or smashed anything in a day and a half so I am making progress I guess.

Rockies hey hummm

Wanna hear a joke?


Women's rights.

Stringing you along hey.
Since when is fucking for pleasure stringing along.
Now if I was committed to some one and we were fucking more then making love, then I could see the issue, but going down to the marina, meeting a guy and fucking him does not make a commitment. Does it?


why can't i meet a woman like shortstuff?

I think Im gonna have a word with shortstuff,maybe run a raffle,
win a nite out with her, tickets $50 each, we would be rich rich rich.

only if there is a guarentee that if we fall for each other she agrees to swapping with another couple on occasion.

dirty girlz are my dream cum true. and i ain't the jealous type.

I think Im gonna have a word with shortstuff,maybe run a raffle,
win a nite out with her, tickets $50 each, we would be rich rich rich.
Hey Mate,
Just let me know how many tickets you got and they are all sold already.
Miss Sheila is going to be off the market if I have my way.
Well if she sees it that way.
Silly Sheila.

I think Im gonna have a word with shortstuff,maybe run a raffle,
win a nite out with her, tickets $50 each, we would be rich rich rich.
Nice Paul nice
Selling me off now. HMMMM not sure what to think of this! LMAOROTFL
:drinktoth Paul :lolhit: Me

only if there is a guarentee that if we fall for each other she agrees to swapping with another couple on occasion.

dirty girlz are my dream cum true. and i ain't the jealous type.

HMMM interesting concept.
You don't want to meet a girl like me. Honest.

It does say WE could be rich.

It does say WE could be rich.

hehe WE could could we?
LOL hehe ROTFL hehe
You are so bad, but rich is good too.

HMMM interesting concept.
You don't want to meet a girl like me. Honest.

Now, why would you say that about yourself?

Now, why would you say that about yourself?
Well ES if you must know my track record with men sucks. I am not your typical girl and don't fit any mold made yet. I seem to have a way of collecting men who want to be with me but never stay around like they say they would. I am beinging to think I should just play the field and not comit to any one guy from now on and just have fun.

my kind of girl. i'll take a number for a future fling.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What did God say after he created man?

I can do so much better.


What's the easiest way to a man's heart?

Straight through the rib cage.

Well ES if you must know my track record with men sucks. I am not your typical girl and don't fit any mold made yet. I seem to have a way of collecting men who want to be with me but never stay around like they say they would. I am beginning to think I should just play the field and not commit to any one guy from now on and just have fun.
Miss Sheila;
You sell yourself short. It is not you! We men can be screwed up too. You are and amazing sheila and you deserve the world on a silver platter. Do not let anyone make you feel otherwise.
Miss you.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What did God say after he created man?

I can do so much better.


What's the easiest way to a man's heart?

Straight through the rib cage.

Brightened my morning .... and it was already going well. :D

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What did God say after he created man?

I can do so much better.


What's the easiest way to a man's heart?

Straight through the rib cage.

hehe omg spit my coffee out on the screen reading. lol
Very cute.....


Ivan:
Well that can be your choice then I can't change that lol

Well ES if you must know my track record with men sucks. I am not your typical girl and don't fit any mold made yet. I seem to have a way of collecting men who want to be with me but never stay around like they say they would. I am beinging to think I should just play the field and not comit to any one guy from now on and just have fun.

I think you are heading in the right direction now. You say you have tons of male friends. In reality, that means they are the ones who are true partner material. You should marry your best friend baby... if marriage is your thing.

As for the trust thing, it is never about trusting another not to hurt you or walk. It's about trusting your judgement of others and trusting yourself to heal from anything they may do to you. Thus, work on yourself...always. Everything's always about "self". If you remember that rule, the rest falls into place I promise you.

my kind of girl. i'll take a number for a future fling.

hehe...that was pretty much equal to ren's post for smile power this morning

What exactly is the meat like substance known as Spam?

What exactly is the meat like substance known as Spam?
SPAM Stuff possing as meat....you don't ever want to know or you would never eat it again.
It is mechanically separated meat......road kill lol

SPAM Stuff possing as meat....you don't ever want to know or you would never eat it again.
It is mechanically separated meat......road kill lol
That also goes for hot dogs, sausage, bacon, baloney, ham, and any other product made from the dead flesh of an animal!

Except for baby lamb. That's just pure deliciousness.

Except for baby lamb. That's just pure deliciousness.
Don't forget Poodle Stew and Kitten Gumbo while you're at it!

Don't forget Poodle Stew and Kitten Gumbo while you're at it!

Don't be silly - kittens are far too stringy.

What exactly is the meat like substance known as Spam?
meat!

SPAM Stuff possing as meat....you don't ever want to know or you would never eat it again.
It is mechanically separated meat......road kill lol
Actually it is just shoulder of pig with some ham, sugar, salt, and sodium nitrate.

Actually it is just shoulder of pig with some ham, sugar, salt, and sodium nitrate.
Now that sounds like an All American Meal! :eek: :@@:


Thank goodness I'm a vegetarian~

Why does everything taste better when it has been cruelly murdered?

Why does everything taste better when it has been cruelly murdered?
Only Hannibal Lector knows for sure!

Why does everything taste better when it has been cruelly murdered?

The innards get mixed together better.

lionelhutz. cats are not in fact stringy, they are just tough. they taste like rabbit. truely. i've eaten one once. not a kitten but rather a cat.

i'm finding that the higher quality dog food's are really good. especially purina's beneful. dry dog food that's actually good.

lionelhutz. cats are not in fact stringy, they are just tough. they taste like rabbit. truely. i've eaten one once. not a kitten but rather a cat.

i'm finding that the higher quality dog food's are really good. especially purina's beneful. dry dog food that's actually good.

OK all I can say is EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

ok, that leaves out ANY chance of a one night stand, right?

ok, that leaves out ANY chance of a one night stand, right?

You'd probably just need to brush your teeth first to get rid of the kitten aftertaste.

Pussy hairs between the teeth are seldom a plus when asking a woman on a first date.

Pussy hairs between the teeth are seldom a plus when asking a woman on a first date.
a firefighter that had just given some chicks cat mouth to mouth has a pretty good chance...as a bonus, she needs someplace to spend the night:lolhit:

heh, heh, yous guys are hilarious.


by the way. who starves first in a winter wonderland that lasts too long? the vegan, or the meat eater?

ok, that leaves out ANY chance of a one night stand, right?

HEHEHE ok thanks for the smile and a laugh..
:woohoo: :thumbs:

You'd probably just need to brush your teeth first to get rid of the kitten aftertaste.

OK so what are you saying?????????
nice

what is the purpose of life

sleep,eat, shit, piss, and have sex. and an occasional joint to smoke.

what if c a t really spelled dog?

One fine day in the middle of the nite,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew they're swords and shot each other.

what if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?:(

what happens when you give stoopit people computers?