1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

4. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Dam!

5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroids

6. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.

7. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

9. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

10. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

11. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.

12. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

13. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

14. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

16. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

17. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

18. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat

:D

what's the difference between a Lexus and a porcupine?

the porcupine has the pricks on the outside:D

I think the original joke was BMW, not Lexus...

no, it was Peterbuilts:p

lol, funny

I think the original joke was BMW, not Lexus...

I've also heard Porsche, but we'll make it BMW for Prae's sake.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A lawyer takes his wingtips off at night.

do you know why NYC is full of lawyers and NJ is full of toxic waste dumps?


NJ got first choice:D

What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

What is the probate lawyers motto?

Wher there's a will, there's a way.

why don't sharks bite lawyers? professional courtesy.

11. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.

:D
:lolhit:

What does a bungy jumper and a virgin have in common?

If their rubber breaks - theyre both in deep shit.

What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?

The skunk has tire marks in front of it.

Good on ya mate.
Left me is stiches.

Good on ya mate.
Left me is stiches.


What's the difference between Down Under and Paul Hogan?

Paul Hogan is actually Australian. :lolhit: