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Darth Be'lal
05-02-2007, 12:17 AM
The regular users of these boards have gotten into fights and scrapes with one another and their personalities DO sometimes rub. However, some people just seem to piss off just about everyone on these boards and others seem to have a better time getting along. I was wondering what some people's opinions were when it comes to someone being branded a troll and others, not.

I've only had one poster that royally pissed me off to the point where I refused to either post on any threads he started, to be civil to him or to reply if he answered one of my posts. (which he didn't do, thank God)


So, what does make people mad at particular posters? Is there such a thing as arguing too hard about a particular topic one cares about? Or is it just their personalities that set people off?

Dammit.

Evil Homer
05-02-2007, 12:30 AM
A Day In The Life of An Internet Troll:

12:30 pm: Wake up (alone)
12:31: Call Mom downstairs to make Cap'n Crunch for breakfast.
12:33: Eat said breakfast.
12:40: Spend time NOT showering/brushing teeth/general hygiene.
12:50: Watch old episodes of Tom and Jerry
2:00: Space out.
4:00: Check e-mail (no messages)
4:01: Check myspace (no friends...not even Tom)
4:03: Troll World of Warcraft forums, without ever even playing the game.
4:10: Porn.
4:11: Grab tissues
4:13: More porn.
4:15: Troll Allforums, desperately clicking the Refresh button in hopes of a response.
7:00: Eat Poptarts for dinner (Mom is out with her friends)
7:05: Look at moderately attractive neighbor while he/she is showering.
7:07: Get more tissues.
7:10: More internet trolling/Solitaire (can never win).
9:00: Virus scan (7000 new viruses)
10:00: Battlestar Galactica mini-marathon.
1:00 AM: Still not taking a shower or brushing teeth.
2:00: One final check of forums.
3:00: Cry self to sleep.

Repeat.

Phyrex
05-02-2007, 12:33 AM
Haha, nice.

Ride4Life
05-02-2007, 01:05 AM
damn Homer.
You nailed my life to a tee

es347fan
05-02-2007, 01:57 AM
A Day In The Life of An Internet Troll:

12:30 pm: Wake up (alone)
12:31: Call Mom downstairs to make Cap'n Crunch for breakfast.
12:33: Eat said breakfast.
12:40: Spend time NOT showering/brushing teeth/general hygiene.
12:50: Watch old episodes of Tom and Jerry
2:00: Space out.
4:00: Check e-mail (no messages)
4:01: Check myspace (no friends...not even Tom)
4:03: Troll World of Warcraft forums, without ever even playing the game.
4:10: Porn.
4:11: Grab tissues
4:13: More porn.
4:15: Troll Allforums, desperately clicking the Refresh button in hopes of a response.
7:00: Eat Poptarts for dinner (Mom is out with her friends)
7:05: Look at moderately attractive neighbor while he/she is showering.
7:07: Get more tissues.
7:10: More internet trolling/Solitaire (can never win).
9:00: Virus scan (7000 new viruses)
10:00: Battlestar Galactica mini-marathon.
1:00 AM: Still not taking a shower or brushing teeth.
2:00: One final check of forums.
3:00: Cry self to sleep.

Repeat.

You seem to know the routine pretty well. Is that from first, or second hand experience?

Sparky2
05-02-2007, 05:43 AM
Heh heh heh heh...
You said hand.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e8/Beavisprofile.jpg/120px-Beavisprofile.jpg

DarkFantasy96
05-02-2007, 08:47 AM
Sparky, that was my first good laugh of the day.

DarkFantasy96
05-02-2007, 08:48 AM
Oh and on the subject, I think a troll is someone who has no respect or kindness for others on the boards, who insults everyone, who argues endlessly without paying attention to the points made, and who is generally just not very civil.

(Only one current poster comes to mind...)

TurdFerguson
05-02-2007, 08:53 AM
Oh and on the subject, I think a troll is someone who has no respect or kindness for others on the boards, who insults everyone, who argues endlessly without paying attention to the points made, and who is generally just not very civil.

(Only one current poster comes to mind...)
Sorry DF. I'll tone it down a bit and promise to be nicer in the future.:D

TylerBabe
05-02-2007, 09:52 AM
I think a troll is a person that lurks on the boards reading posts all day and night till they find someone they "disapprove of" (for whatever reason) and find it amusing to try to make that person's life as miserable as possible. They like to argue....the get off on pissing people off and hurting feelings, whenever possible. They will follow that person around wherever they go just to get at them.

I have no idea why people want to do that but some do. I HATE trolls!!! Yahell was full of them, so I'm kinda glad those boards have gone the way they went......made me leave for good :D

I like the boards because I like to keep up with my friends without having to sit in a chat window all day with just one person and not get any work done. With the boards, I can check in, post a message and then go back to work. Everyone needs some down time every now and again.....right??

JMHO, you understand!! :thumbs:

let1959
05-02-2007, 11:51 AM
The only trolls I've encountered were the ones on the Yahoo message boards. The meanest, nastiest, foul mouthed, most disrespectable cretens on this planet. Trolls find the littlest thing to post about and make it vile. No conscience, no morals. They were eventually the demise of the Yahoo boards. As for Allforums, I haven't come across any trolls. Maybe I just haven't come here long enough...:lolhit: Trolls have no life other than to make normal people miserable. They feed off of it.

Jenny_92808
05-07-2007, 09:17 PM
I think that some trolls are playing a game......a baiting game........ and when you bite, they feel like they win. I try not to feed the trolls, but I will tolerate their immaturity to a point, then I just ......update ignore list <click>

http://curezone.com/forums/troll.asp

useless
05-07-2007, 09:24 PM
is a troll someone that disagrees with you? it sounds like it is. someone told me not to feed them. they said dont lose my temper.
is a troll someone who loses their temper? how can you tell when they are a troll?

mikezila
05-07-2007, 09:25 PM
You seem to know the routine pretty well. Is that from first, or second hand experience?
left handhttp://redrocket.homestead.com/emoticons/fryingpan.gif

Evil Homer
05-07-2007, 09:26 PM
I dual wield. ;)

mikezila
05-07-2007, 09:29 PM
is a troll someone that disagrees with you? it sounds like it is. someone told me not to feed them. they said dont lose my temper.
is a troll someone who loses their temper? how can you tell when they are a troll?
see the link above...it's quite informative.

~Sal~
05-07-2007, 09:29 PM
is a troll someone that disagrees with you? it sounds like it is. someone told me not to feed them. they said dont lose my temper.
is a troll someone who loses their temper? how can you tell when they are a troll?
Evening useless,

A troll will try to make you mad on purpose. A troll likes people to get mad because it gives them a sense of power. I still get suckered every now and then.

Also, you can spend a long time answering a troll logically only to have them avoid almost everything you have said and twist some small portion of your post pretending you are saying something that you were not.

mikezila
05-07-2007, 09:32 PM
Evening useless,

A troll will try to make you mad on purpose. A troll likes people to get mad because it gives them a sense of power. I still get suckered every now and then.

Also, you can spend a long time answering a troll logically only to have them avoid almost everything you have said and twist some small portion of your post pretending you are saying something that you were not.
c'mon! FT, Liberal and Dhrama aren't that bad!

mikezila
05-07-2007, 09:32 PM
c'mon! FT, Liberal and Dhrama aren't that bad!
that was an example, BTW.

~Sal~
05-07-2007, 09:34 PM
:lolhit: c'mon! FT, Liberal and Dhrama aren't that bad!
Are you trolling this evening...;D

useless
05-07-2007, 09:36 PM
Evening useless,

A troll will try to make you mad on purpose. A troll likes people to get mad because it gives them a sense of power. I still get suckered every now and then.

Also, you can spend a long time answering a troll logically only to have them avoid almost everything you have said and twist some small portion of your post pretending you are saying something that you were not.
evening sal. thank you.
that is helpful. :)

mikezila
05-07-2007, 09:37 PM
:lolhit:
Are you trolling this evening...;D
who? me? i was just giving an example:o

Jenny_92808
05-07-2007, 09:40 PM
I think that there is nothing that a troll hates worse then being ignored. What do you think???

~Sal~
05-07-2007, 09:42 PM
I think that there is nothing that a troll hates worse then being ignored. What do you think???

I don't know. Let's ignore Mikey for two solid minutes and see if he has a meltdown....hehehe....

mikezila
05-07-2007, 09:44 PM
I don't know. Let's ignore Mikey for two solid minutes and see if he has a meltdown....hehehe....
i think i could get by:p

ask Dhrama...i've had him on ignore for months.

Evil Homer
05-07-2007, 09:55 PM
Only person I ever ignored was Shammy. But a few people are pushing it.

Evakian
05-08-2007, 06:30 AM
Everyone should ignore dharma. Though I still read his posts because I refuse to use that feature of the website, plus he has me on ignore so it doesn't matter much.

Frogger
05-08-2007, 06:53 AM
Warrior1972 is a perfect example of a troll. Just look at her thread in the religion section; The True Face of the Judeo-Christian God. It is an article about Fred Phelps, someone Christians and Jews almost universally reject. She posted it for no other reason than to annoy an anger people.

Dharmabum is not a troll. He is simply an overly angry, immature person. Warrior is a dyed in the wool troll.

Evakian
05-08-2007, 07:16 AM
Warrior1972 is a perfect example of a troll. Just look at her thread in the religion section; The True Face of the Judeo-Christian God. It is an article about Fred Phelps, someone Christians and Jews almost universally reject.
He is a Christian minister regardless of whether you "reject" him or not.

Frogger
05-08-2007, 07:38 AM
He is not the True Face of the Judeo-Christian God, Evakian. Warrior the Troll posted that just to stir up shit and you know it.

Imp
05-08-2007, 08:18 AM
Evening useless,

A troll will try to make you mad on purpose. A troll likes people to get mad because it gives them a sense of power. I still get suckered every now and then.

Also, you can spend a long time answering a troll logically only to have them avoid almost everything you have said and twist some small portion of your post pretending you are saying something that you were not.

Well said Sal. Also a troll is someone who doesn't have the brains the good lord gave a goose. They attack you for no reason, then say you attacked them, making themself the victim. Why? because they like being a victim.
The ones that are mentality defective should be avoided for your own good, thus sayeth my *ahem* lawy..er, friend.
I've never put anyone on ignore, but things they are a changing. I'm going to put warrior on-to keep the peace and because I'm wasting my time posting to the likes of her, dhrama because there are only so many times you can read ~pot,kettle, black~ until you get nauseous, and OD now.*which is too bad, because I did kinda like him*

Aw well, just another day on the net.

~Sal~
05-08-2007, 09:45 AM
Well said Sal. Also a troll is someone who doesn't have the brains the good lord gave a goose. They attack you for no reason, then say you attacked them, making themself the victim. Why? because they like being a victim.
The ones that are mentality defective should be avoided for your own good, thus sayeth my *ahem* lawy..er, friend.
I've never put anyone on ignore, but things they are a changing. I'm going to put warrior on-to keep the peace and because I'm wasting my time posting to the likes of her, dhrama because there are only so many times you can read ~pot,kettle, black~ until you get nauseous, and OD now.*which is too bad, because I did kinda like him*

Aw well, just another day on the net.

:eek: eek the list is growing. Put me on ignore and you won't get any other duck sex pictures, I'll tell you that right now.

Maybe a troll is just anyone who puts your blood pressure into the stroke zone...hehe... :D

Imp
05-08-2007, 10:31 AM
:eek: eek the list is growing. Put me on ignore and you won't get any other duck sex pictures, I'll tell you that right now.

Maybe a troll is just anyone who puts your blood pressure into the stroke zone...hehe... :D

Don't get fiesty with me, Sal. or I'll tell everyone the REAL reason you waddle when you walk! :eek:

yeah, you can only bang your head off the wall so long before the clots set in.

Frogger
05-08-2007, 12:17 PM
Even though Warrior is a classic internet troll I won't put her on ignore. There is always the chance, slight as it is, that she might post something worth reading.

MrsKimi
05-08-2007, 12:36 PM
I don't put anybody on ignore....might miss something! I just read a lot of the posts without replying to any of them....knowing what I know about some of the posters, especially over in the political section, it's not worth it to even try to have a decent conversation with some of them....not mentioning any names, mind you......

I want to know why Sal waddles when she walks......

:)
Kimi

Evakian
05-08-2007, 04:02 PM
He is not the True Face of the Judeo-Christian God, Evakian.
He is a minister of the Christian faith who has studied and used the Bible for years. His interpretation of the words is just as valid as yours, in some sense.

Besides, who are you to decide what the "True Face of the Judeo-Christian God" is?
Warrior the Troll posted that just to stir up shit and you know it.
That was she does with most of her postings.

Imp
05-12-2007, 09:39 AM
Ok, ya'll talking me into it, I'll take them off but dhrama.

Kimi, Sal's flat footed, that's why. *Don't tell her I told ya though, she'd deny it.;)
or she'll put me on ignore. ::eek::

warrior1972
05-12-2007, 02:22 PM
regardless of what anyone thinks I am not a troll. I post things to be dabted not to just piss people off. The post I made about true face of the judeo christian god is the truth because there is more than 1,700 words from the bible proving god is the thing fred claims him to be in the old testiment. It is a fact. It is not meant to make anyone mad but to expose the truth.
I do not run behind certian people after every post and harrass them this is a troll. I was followed for week by frogger of him trying to make inflammatory commnets to make me mad. Many other who come after me post after post correcting my spelling instead of staying on topic are trolls.
I simply post stuff to debate on a debate board of course people are not going to agree that is the whole point in a debate but I have never attacked anyone specifically until they personallly attacked me.
So you can claim I am a troll all you want that doesn't make it so.

littlejoe
05-12-2007, 02:52 PM
troll:lolhit:

i have andelgust on ignore.hes the only 1

~Sal~
05-12-2007, 07:35 PM
Don't get fiesty with me, Sal. or I'll tell everyone the REAL reason you waddle when you walk! :eek:

tch...even YOU wouldn't do that... it is triple X-rated...:hahanot:

~Sal~
05-12-2007, 07:36 PM
I want to know why Sal waddles when she walks......

:)
Kimi

nooooooooooooo...if she tells you, I will have to kill you....

~Sal~
05-12-2007, 07:39 PM
Ok, ya'll talking me into it, I'll take them off but dhrama.

Kimi, Sal's flat footed, that's why. *Don't tell her I told ya though, she'd deny it.;)
or she'll put me on ignore. ::eek::

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, I was ascared you were going to tell kimi about me being flat-foo............wait... you almost tricked me here...

I'm smart, I'm smart, I didn't teeeeeeeeeell.... nah nah

Imp
05-12-2007, 08:26 PM
hahahahaha

alcohol abuse!>!>!>!>!?!?!?!


Sal made me waste my beer by spitting it out!:hahanot:

Jenny_92808
05-12-2007, 10:20 PM
How to beat a troll at their own game!

If you realise that a Troll is just trying to wind you up, or offend you, Be Calm. Don't rise to them.

Quoting facts to a troll will do nothing, except possibly force an argument that he/she will relish in.

Compliment them before any criticism - and keep that criticism to a minimum. They don't how to react. Before long, they may find themselves drawn into sensible conversations with the group.

http://www.angelfire.com/space/usenet/