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Liberal
04-26-2007, 04:59 AM
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Evil Homer
04-26-2007, 08:21 AM
Dibs!

Phyrex
04-26-2007, 08:23 AM
Dibs!

Sorry Homer, cant grow weed that far north.

Evil Homer
04-26-2007, 08:36 AM
But I can grow....wait, does anything grow up there?

Phyrex
04-26-2007, 08:38 AM
But I can grow....wait, does anything grow up there?

Moss, and bacteria, underground, lol.

Evil Homer
04-26-2007, 08:42 AM
Then you can call me The Moss King, lord of the Morlocks.

Phyrex
04-26-2007, 08:56 AM
Then you can call me The Moss King, lord of the Morlocks.


Nice.

Travh20
04-26-2007, 09:02 AM
so who decided greenland should never melt for the rest of eternity?

Phyrex
04-26-2007, 09:03 AM
It was named Greenland for a reason, maybe it should be green again, lol.

Evil Homer
04-26-2007, 09:06 AM
Visual Aid...bow down before me!

Edit: Good Idea Phyrex

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o146/InsanityFirst/Moss.jpg

Phyrex
04-26-2007, 09:08 AM
Where are your loyal and subserviant subjects bowing at your feet?

LionelHutz
04-26-2007, 11:33 AM
Sorry Homer, cant grow weed that far north.

Wait a few years for it to warm up.

smartmouthwoman
04-26-2007, 12:22 PM
Right outta the pages of State of Fear by Michael Crichton.

Gotta love how fiction turns into news when it comes to the hysteria that's called global warming.

:lolhit:
SMW

mikezila
04-26-2007, 05:37 PM
But I can grow....wait, does anything grow up there?
there did 600 years ago when the norsemen farmed it.

mikezila
04-26-2007, 05:38 PM
Where are your loyal and subserviant subjects bowing at your feet?
look closer-there's one...you!:lolhit:

mikezila
04-26-2007, 05:39 PM
Right outta the pages of State of Fear by Michael Crichton.

Gotta love how fiction turns into news when it comes to the hysteria that's called global warming.

:lolhit:
SMW
Liberal posting fiction as fact?!:eek:

say it ain't so!:(

Evil Homer
04-26-2007, 08:15 PM
Wait, you mean the reality of my future kingdom is under threat? To arms!

Phyrex
04-27-2007, 04:06 AM
Can I be the Secretery of Defence?

Evil Homer
04-28-2007, 01:11 PM
You are now the Secretary of Subterranean Warfare. My first order, plan an attack against the mole people!

paulc
04-28-2007, 02:02 PM
This new island will be very short lived, as Global Warming continues, more ice will melt increasing sea levels, bye bye island.

mikezila
04-28-2007, 02:35 PM
This new island will be very short lived, as Global Warming continues, more ice will melt increasing sea levels, bye bye island.
if all the ice on the planet melts, it will only increase sea level by 20cm, not the 20m Al Gore has been quoting.

your beach front condo in Daytona is safe.

paulc
04-28-2007, 02:38 PM
yea, 20cm a year

mikezila
04-28-2007, 02:41 PM
nope, just 20cm total...ice loses volume as it melts. there's not that much of it to begin with, and it's a big freakin' planet.

mark777
06-05-2007, 05:32 AM
how do we know these polar ice caps are not melting because we forgot to replenish the ozone layer 15 years ago by launching those rockets up to the south pole with fresh ozone...or has everyone forgot. It may not be co2 induced global warming that will flood the world, but forgetfulness…

Imp
06-05-2007, 06:55 AM
how do we know these polar ice caps are not melting because we forgot to replenish the ozone layer 15 years ago by launching those rockets up to the south pole with fresh ozone...or has everyone forgot. It may not be co2 induced global warming that will flood the world, but forgetfulness…

Mikey was supposed to replenish the ozone layer with fresh ozone.

Dammit. Did you forget to do that?:mad: