LIST 5 BLUE CHIP STOCKS, I NEED HELP WITH MY INVESTMENTS

Too late, bud. Stocks are going way up right now. Should have bought when the market was way down.

Hmmm... I dunno 'bout stocks, but...

...my understanding is that Ian Fleming made his really BIG bucks off... Bonds... James Bonds...

*Groan* One of these days, hopefully all these puns will clog up your arteries and give you a heart attack.

Gee, thanks fer the alert... I'll consider you a Borg-Warner...

(Hmmm, that sounded like a... company... joke...)

Anywayz, I agree my... crafty-work ain't quite fer the faint-of-art... so git ready ta joke back yer tears...

Now, fer lack of a bitter word... Toodles... :)