A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm


Yes, I'll have without sausage please.

Oooooh, ZINGER!

Ouch... feel for the guy...

I guess he was desperate for a sex change..

Why'd they try to reattach it? He obviously didn't want it.

I hear Salamis off

Uhmmmm Okay. Do you want a drink with that? Could we interest you in some breadsticks?

Wow and I thought north america had the handle on crazies. Go figure.

....and I thought puns were dead. We proved that wrong today.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o146/InsanityFirst/pizza.jpg

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
my nees r week.:eek:

I tried cutting off my penis with a butcher knife once. Couldn't do it. When I get aroused even a cat couldn't scratch it. All I succeeded in doing was dulling the knife.

My god, Frogger. Between you and Paul I'm going to have horrible images of naked old men in my mind forever. :eek:

I tried cutting off my penis with a butcher knife once. Couldn't do it. When I get aroused even a cat couldn't scratch it. All I succeeded in doing was dulling the knife.
:: projectile vomits ::

My god, Frogger. Between you and Paul I'm going to have horrible images of naked old men in my mind forever. :eek:
Scarlett, Ive told you before. Frogger is a dirty old man, Im not.

I tried cutting off my penis with a butcher knife once. Couldn't do it. When I get aroused even a cat couldn't scratch it. All I succeeded in doing was dulling the knife.

It's your story, tell it any way you care to, Pinocchio.

Mrs Frogger: ''Come to bed you old fool''.