*The lights go off in the all forums network, the crowd are stunned*
*A counter appears on a giant screen & counts down:5,4,3,2,1,0*
*The fireworks go off: PIIIUUUUUU, PIIIUUUUUU, PIIIIIIUUUUUU*
*Tgo suddenly appears on stage as his music "control" by Puddle of Mudd hits*
*The millions give him a huge standing & electrifying ovation as he does the Tgogreeting*
*He makes his way through the crowd, grabs a mic & is gonna speak his mind*


-FIIIIIIINALLY, the Great One HAS come BACK to AFN!!!

*Fans cheer loudly*

-Now, Tgo was just wondering down know your role boulevard & he happened to notice this quiet yet somehow amusing network so Tgo figured...

*fans shout "WHAT?!"*

-I said, I figured I'll take a peak at this place so here I am! :smoke:
For those of you who wonder, I am T-G-O!

*Tgo does the T-G-O sign*

-I'm the Great One,

*fans shout "WHAT?!"*

-The Mexican Baddass,

*fans shout "WHAT?!"*

-The Prodigal Son,

*fans shout "WHAT?!"*

-The People's choice,

*fans shout "WHAT?!"*

-Latino Heat,

*fans shout "WHAT?!"*

-& above all, the most electrifying man in the history of worldwide entertainment!

*fans cheer loudly*
-So consider it a privilege to have me here from above :alien:
& let's get ready for some high quality entertainment, if you smelllllllllllalalalalalalalaaaaalllalalalalalalao u
what the great one...
is...
cooking!!!

*Tgo leaves the building to a huge ovation*

Riiiight!! LOL!!

oh, ok, um...., wrestling is the BIGGEST piece of ------- that ever came around on television....but Puddle of Mudd is a kickass band!!!!!!

[quote:423f44511a]"Don't hate me coz I'm beautiful, hate me coz your girlfriend thinks I am!"[/quote:423f44511a] Your signature is cool.. lol

haha.....riiiiiight.....but i dont think so :joker:

I've watch wrestling with my brother before and I remember most of the phrases. Next time be origanal and maybe you will get some credit for acting like a complete fool and making and entrence like this one.

:drink: oops sorry you answered!

woh woh woh woh wooooho! This ain't geekville, Tgo can't handle many replies at the same time! Now, down to business:

I see that this forums network is quite entertaining & y'all reply with such lightining quick speed, such vigour & such knowledge, which makes me proud...sniff! Puddle of mudd rulz & rage against the machine is fab coz they defend us Mexicans! Wrestling is pretty ---- entertaining when you understand it ALL! & I don't give a ---- if you like my signature or not!

Anyway, let me tell y'all a little story, an anecdote, a chain of events as some may say.

There was once this South African slave called Motumbo (& I ain't talkin' about that tall basketball fool) who fell in love with the daughter, Sophie, of a rich Englishman who had an estate over there. Sophie presented Motumbo to his daddy & he went BEZERK! I guess he was a bit racist....how could daddy's little girl be with a black --- freak?! Anyway, Motumbo told him that he loved her so much that he wanted to marry her...to which Dad said "WHAT?!"

He couldn't belive what his ears just heard & replied "Tell me you just didn't say that!". He then continued "If you want to marry my daughter, you need to have a Harvard diploma."
Motumbo didn't realize that Daddy was trying to prevent the marriage but he said "Motumbo love Sophie Motumbo stduy"
& he did, he went to the States & after 3 years, got a degree from Harvard (don't ask in what). The father was stunned, he then thought of another way to stop this nigga marrying his Sophie: "If you want to marry my daughter, you need to be rich!"
Motumbo, the naive fool that he is, said "Motumbo love Sophie, Motumbo get Money!

He went to Wall street, got a stock & made millions! He came back with tones of money & the dad was shocked! He had no more ideas to prevent the marriage ....except...." If you want to marry my daughter, you need to have a 2 meter long PENIS!"
The father giggled coz he knew he had won but suddenly, Motumbo said "MOTUMBO LOVE SOPHIE, MOTUMBO CUT CUT!!!"

Of course, Motumbo had a 3 meter long STRUDEL! He eventually got dumped by Sophie coz his strudel was useless once damaged!


Now, there are 2 things that can be learnt from this:

-one, as 2PAC once said "don't know me, don't judge me!"

-two, Tgo never asked for the adulation of the PEOPLE. Tgo doesn't give a rat's --- if you like him, hate him, mock him, look up to him, listen to him, drink beers with him, respect him or love him! The only thing Tgo cares about is his only JOB: To entertain in any form possible the millions....& millions! Coz Tgo knows that the PEOPLE do appreciate what he does best: ENTERTAIN THEM!
& That's all I have to say about that!

Pleasure doin' business with you ----s!


Tgo


P.S. who's the administrator coz ----! the smileyz are da bomb & that flashy color around my name....cool calm & collected...JUST like T-G-O!

Well everyone in red is admin, and orange means Super Mod.

thanks for the compliments on the smilies :)

Every one in red?! then that's a lot of you! Tell me this: who created this website? & are all of y'all from North Carolina?!
Anyway, I did compliment you on the smileyz & I was gonna do it on the forum messages but I actually saw all of them & I noticed that they are not messages at ALL!

A message is supposed to bring wisdom & knowledge to the public but most of your stuff is like: "Hi Corrie, how are ya?", or, "I'm fine Jack,just milkin'my cow in Arkansas!"

But never fear, Tgo is here! I'm bring true entertainment to this forum!

Its JWB's website, s he did put the money and the time for it up, I am just the guy who helps out by putting certain things up such as hacks and such........

Most of our close ppl are from NC.

OK I got that bit but how in the BLUE HELL did you advertiseyour site?

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...............who?

I just put a link in my signature at a bunch of other message boards I go to and do pretty good at search engines..

Caractus -----?! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...............WHAT?!

Anyway, I guess a link could bring a lot of peeps....DOH!