A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well... uh... that's because the picture shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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- Lisa

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Rofl

:lolhit:

...wow. That's one I've never heard before.

A Blonde and her Horse

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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...
Stan the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

Hahaha... Wow.

double ROFL

A brunette, a redhead and a blond are at the Olympics. None of them have tickets but they all want to enter the stadium.

The brunette strips down to her panties and t-shirt and writes the number five on the back of the shirt. She sees a hubcap from a car lying on the ground and picks it up. Walking up to the guard at the gate she says,

"Sorry I'm late. I'm with the British discuss team."

The guard lets her in.

Seeing what the brunette did, the redhead strips down the same way, breaks off a small sapling and strips off its branches. She too goes up to the gate guard.

"Sorry I'm late. I'm with the Irish team. I throw javelin."

The guard passes her through the gate.

Now the blonde is the only one left outside. She strips down as the other two did and writes a number on the back of her t-shirt. She can't find any hubcaps lying on the ground and isn't strong enough to pull one off a car tire. There are no more saplings growing nearby.

Suddenly she sees a roll of barbed wire leaning against a building. She runs over and wraps the barbed wire around her body. She then hops over to the gate guard and says,

"Sweden. Fencing."