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Dzerod
04-03-2007, 09:23 AM
I guess the "Americans are not stupid" video is now translated to doezns of languages and famous worldwide. But it's not very good to laugh at others ignoring own disadvantages. :p

Some translations from this (http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=19478) russian analog:
:lolhit:

- Where is Hermitage situated?
- Emmm... Hmmm... There (pointing to the bus stop)?

- What is the capital of China?
- Tokyo, no wait, Hanoi, no wait Thailand. Thaliand.

- What is the capital of China?
- Jesus Chirst!

- Who is Jaques Chirac?
- He is the ruler of.. ruler of.. emm.. Iran?

- Which is the 3d planet from the Sun?
- Hmm... From which side of the Sun?

- What happened on September 11, 2001?
- Revolution!
- Where?
- In Russia of course..

- Name a country starting with letter R.
- Rio-de-Janairo?

- Name 2 countries starting with letter R.
- Dunno!
- What about this one?
- Which one?

- Who is the author of Eugene Onegin?
- Mikhail Sergeeivch.
- Mikhail Sergeeivch?
- Yeah, Gorbachev.

- Who was the first on the Moon?
- Gagarin?

- Where is Colosseum?
- In America.. Oh no, wait.. some arabic republic, i forgot..

- What is the religion in Israil?
- Buddhism.

- How did Janna d'Ark die?
- What the f*ck do you want from me with your stupid questions??

- When did Peter the Great rule?
- Hmm.. Well.. XX cent. Wait, what is it today, XXI? Well yeah, smth about XX century.

- What is the molecular formula of sulfuric acid?
- Do i look like a chemist? CO?

- What is the molecular formula of sulfuric acid?
- Phosphorus.

- Has Julius Caesar ever visited Moscow?
- Well yeah!

- How many sides does a square have?
- 8! 4! 8! 4! Ahhh.. Dunno!

rendova
04-03-2007, 09:25 AM
There's dummies everywhere.

Dummies should DIE.

Darth Be'lal
04-03-2007, 07:19 PM
I don't know what's worse, the fact that they're dummies everywhere or people with a camera tend to find them, dammit.

WindWip
04-06-2007, 01:04 PM
They film hundreds of people answering those questions and pick the worst answers. Michael Moore style.

Ride4Life
04-06-2007, 01:32 PM
Or like Jay Leno.
I honestl think these people deliberately answer the questions wrong just to get on TV

Dzerod
04-06-2007, 01:40 PM
Or maybe they couldn't answer because of exitement that they're on TV...





Or maybe they are just stupid.

Evakian
04-06-2007, 01:47 PM
Thank you for posting this Dzerod. I just imagined the crowds in Australia while watching that Aussie video with the American interviews, they laugh as random fools can't recognize their president, or the "Axis of Evil," or "North Korea," when plenty of Australians likely don't know the capital of India.