1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS




COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.



THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.




TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse - you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.

George Carlin on the 10 Commandments

http://www.geocities.com/bobmelzer/gc10cx.html

[SIZE=3]1. COWS
COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


The trick is that cows are all given ear tags with an identification number, both in Canada and in the U.S., and most of the rest of the world for that matter. Those numbers are recorded and records are kept of every move and major event in the cows life, including births, vetrinary care, sales to a new owner, etc. Perhaps we ought to do that for people, but the potential for abuse and loss of civil liberties are very real. Cows do not have civil rights.

The trick is that cows are all given ear tags with an identification number, both in Canada and in the U.S., and most of the rest of the world for that matter. Those numbers are recorded and records are kept of every move and major event in the cows life, including births, vetrinary care, sales to a new owner, etc. Perhaps we ought to do that for people, but the potential for abuse and loss of civil liberties are very real. Cows do not have civil rights.

Wait, is there a problem with sticking collars on people?

I was very enlighted by your post. Lol. Thank you!

I was very enlighted by your post. Lol. Thank you!
Glad that someone enjoys retarded sarcasm! I consider it very enlightening myself as well. Were it a religion, I would be a god!

Wait, is there a problem with sticking collars on people?
is it an exploding collar that is set off by wandering too far? i could endorse that!:lolhit:

New three things to think about:

Sex,
Sex,
and where is my dinner?

Wait, is there a problem with sticking collars on people?
We stick collars on men all the tmie,
then send them to Africa to preach hate england.
No sorry,I meant,the word of the lord.