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Phyrex
03-28-2007, 09:38 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c35_1172766133

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe2_1173025591

ahahahhahahahahhah! funniest things ive ever seen

DarkFantasy96
03-28-2007, 09:56 PM
My sister called me a "butt squirrel" the other day. Whatever that means. She also called me a "pee squirrel". Seems to be the new favorite insult down at the preschool.

mikezila
03-28-2007, 10:24 PM
My sister called me a "butt squirrel" the other day. Whatever that means. She also called me a "pee squirrel". Seems to be the new favorite insult down at the preschool.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butt+squirrel

:lolhit:

DarkFantasy96
03-28-2007, 10:26 PM
My 4 year old sister doesn't know that though. She just likes to combine the word "butt" with random words or phrases to make insults. Such as, in response to "if you don't get in the shower you can't watch TV!",... "YOU CAN'T WATCH YOUR BUTT, MOMMY!"

Children are fun. Oh and BTW, the drunk squirrel... that was great.

ninigoat
03-29-2007, 03:22 PM
My youngest son, is scared to death of squirrels. He thought one was going to jump out of a tree and GET him one day when we were walking off the deck. He screamed, "Squirrel" and pulled me in front of him.
I'm a little over 5 inches tall. He was the starting quarterback in high school, he's just graduated from the Fire Academy, a volunteer fireman and gettting ready to join the Marines.
It just cracks me up that he is so afraid of squirrels.

Darth Be'lal
03-29-2007, 10:04 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c35_1172766133

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe2_1173025591

ahahahhahahahahhah! funniest things ive ever seen

I too saw a version of the squirrel launching catapult on Ifilm.com and youtube, I was going to find those videos, you beat me to it, dammit.

If you really hate squirrels, I've got a replica .36 cal blackpowder long rifle you'd just love. Believe me, it really cleans their clocks, dammit.

http://www.aaawt.com/html/mad_ads/apr_04/item/images/2a.jpg


Squirrel getter!

Phyrex
03-29-2007, 10:09 PM
I too saw a version of the squirrel launching catapult on Ifilm.com and youtube, I was going to find those videos, you beat me to it, dammit.

If you really hate squirrels, I've got a replica .36 cal blackpowder long rifle you'd just love. Believe, it really cleans their clocks, dammit.

http://www.aaawt.com/html/mad_ads/apr_04/item/images/2a.jpg


Squirrel getter!

I have this:

1396

M16 with M203 grendae launcher.

EZ

mikezila
03-29-2007, 10:29 PM
I have this:

1396

M16 with M203 grendae launcher.

EZ
:eek: there wouldn't be any squirrel tail left to put on your car antenna!

WindWip
03-30-2007, 01:10 AM
I have this:

1396

M16 with M203 grendae launcher.

EZ

Can you say 'overkill'.


btw that drunk squirrel video was hilarious.

littlejoe
04-03-2007, 02:59 PM
hahaha thats funny
ive ben that drunk b4 but running in circles wuld have made me sick. closing my eyes made it worse

mikezila
04-14-2008, 10:54 PM
the squirrels are learning to fight back:eek:

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o245/mikezila_bucket/jedi_squirrels.jpg

afinertouch5
04-15-2008, 05:59 AM
http://www.huntingclub.com/Projects/Project.aspx?id=23500

MichelleG.
04-15-2008, 09:09 PM
I need one of those catapults in the second video

Foolsworth
04-16-2008, 09:01 AM
Squirrels are neat.Pretty tough little rascals.
I like watchin Chipmuck,even more.
I'm postin this because yesterday I saw an almost rare sight
when walkin me dog.There was a dead squirrel in the grass,
next to the sidewalk,Most dead squirrels are ON the road.
I was thinkin maybe it was one of the 2 really big German Shepherd
dogs that keep guard in the yard,{they even scare My dog}
right behind the sidewalk in question.
Come to think of it,last year there was a dead squirrel on the grass
next to the sidewalk.
I'll just bet it might have been an electrocution from scurrying along
power lines.
yeah... I bet that's it,Especially when raining.
Goot ting I posted to figger it out ... huh.
I do dat stuff alot.

MichelleG.
04-16-2008, 09:46 PM
I see the squirrels around here running along the power lines all the time and never found one dead. If I ever do it will most likely be from overeating as they raid my birdfeeder all day long and make off with the corn cobs I put out for them.
They must have kept them all too cause last November the city cut down this huge Ash tree at the end of my driveway and when they were bringing down some of the top pieces of the trunk,a bunch of these corn cobs fell out all over.

Phyrex
04-16-2008, 10:51 PM
Wow, bringing back the year old thread.

afinertouch5
04-17-2008, 06:09 PM
I don't have squirrels around my house but I sure have a lot of racoons,skunks and an occasional opposum!

mikezila
04-17-2008, 07:16 PM
I need one of those catapults in the second video
Battle Squirrel would like to have a word with you.:eek:

http://www.pitbullarmory.com/sitebuilder/images/War_Squirrel_elite_2-482x645.jpg

MichelleG.
04-17-2008, 08:27 PM
Battle Squirrel would like to have a word with you.:eek:

http://www.pitbullarmory.com/sitebuilder/images/War_Squirrel_elite_2-482x645.jpg



:lolhit: :lolhit:


the ones around here are gonna need that armor if they laugh at me one more time cause I can't reach the birdfeeder. :p

primitive man
04-21-2008, 09:32 AM
i love squirrels. fried.