I mean,OUR BUSH.THE Bush.The World shaking,all-encompassing
Bush of Bodacious benevolence.
Maybe it takes just ONE good Bush to flush out all those
rubber ducky,that are without question,wet behind their
well...lets just say... Quack Quack...Quackers !

Some prefer 'em shaved.

i like my Busch in a can:thumbs:

Some prefer 'em shaved.

Same here.

Wow... I just now came to the realization... Dharma has sex!

That seems so weird.

Wow... I just now came to the realization... Dharma has sex!

Is that necessary?
:confused:


That seems so weird.

Whatever happened to being civil?

Wow... I just now came to the realization... Dharma has sex!

That seems so weird.
It's weird because it doesn't actually happen. You're imagining things, things that should never be. Now I'm going to have nightmares. :(

Wow... I just now came to the realization... Dharma has sex!

That seems so weird.
Hey now. In fairness to dharma, me having sex is even weirder.

LOL! If you kids only knew...

Girls find it weird when I start laughing hystericaly during intercourse.

Girls find it weird when I start laughing hystericaly during intercourse.
They find it weird because it is me laughing, not you.

Oh dear, what an awful thread this is.

Is that necessary?
:confused:




Whatever happened to being civil?
Oh dang, I didn't realize you could read that as offensive. I honestly was not trying to be mean, I just never thought of you that way. I'd be equally surprised if you told me Foolsworth had sex, or FT, or es. Actually, in Foolsworth's case.. more surprised. ;)

Awwww, it got moved, lame.

Oh dang, I didn't realize you could read that as offensive. I honestly was not trying to be mean, I just never thought of you that way.

Riiiiiiiiiight. I don't see why you would be spending so much time trying to imagine me having sex since you don't even know what I look like.

Riiiiiiiiiight. I don't see why you would be spending so much time trying to imagine me having sex since you don't even know what I look like.
Oh for god's sake, lay off. Were we to believe what you say, you're the perpetual victim. Also, her post implies she doesn't spend any time thinking of it. Grow a thicker skin, dude, seriously, you get offended at useless things.

It will be a sad, lonely, and cold snowy day in Hell when dharma stops complaining, 'cause the Devil will have just decided to let everyone go!

Riiiiiiiiiight. I don't see why you would be spending so much time trying to imagine me having sex since you don't even know what I look like.
that just it-she's never even thought about it.:rolleyes:

It will be a sad, lonely, and cold snowy day in Hell when dharma stops complaining, 'cause the Devil will have just decided to let everyone go!

As in,like let's say : The Devil MADE The Dimocrats DO IT !
Yes,makes entirely perfect sense.
Certainly Gallileo and Plato wood tend to agree.

E pur si muove!
" But it does move! "
-- Galileo

" A tyrant ... is always stirring up some war or other,in order
that the people may require a leader. "
-- Plato

Riiiiiiiiiight. I don't see why you would be spending so much time trying to imagine me having sex since you don't even know what I look like.
Gosh, I feel bad now... Sorry I hurt your feelings...

And I don't think about you having sex, that's what I was saying.

I think we should have a "Whos the hottest on Allforums" contest. This way we can see who has the most sex. Borg, make it happen!.

I think we should have a "Whos the hottest on Allforums" contest. This way we can see who has the most sex. Borg, make it happen!.
We had that already. I won. Remember?

We had that already. I won. Remember?
how would he remember? he won "best new poster" and wasn't privy to any of those contests until he won.

Of yours truly to assume,you doofus,snot-grade little
internet slackers,WON'T deflect and diffuse another post
starter,in order to reign in yer Freudian inadequacies.
It's a rather startling example of the pernicious and pervailing
dumbing-down of America,that, in all due candor,hit
the ranks of Middle-class suburbia,with such enthrall.
Of course,many of Yuz,probably have sought shelter in some
affordable urban renewal project,befitting a mindset of cushy
intellectual artifice.Replete the sounds of Buses and cockroaches,
at Nite,resounding with stark backfire and pitter-patter scurry.
The better to butter YOUR bread,in the morn.

Of yours truly to assume,you doofus,snot-grade little
internet slackers,WON'T deflect and diffuse another post
starter,in order to reign in yer Freudian inadequacies.
It's a rather startling example of the pernicious and pervailing
dumbing-down of America,that, in all due candor,hit
the ranks of Middle-class suburbia,with such enthrall.
Of course,many of Yuz,probably have sought shelter in some
affordable urban renewal project,befitting a mindset of cushy
intellectual artifice.Replete the sounds of Buses and cockroaches,
at Nite,resounding with stark backfire and pitter-patter scurry.
The better to butter YOUR bread,in the morn.
Or maybe it's just a rather startling example that no one here takes you seriously. And, indeed, why would anyone? You have failed to demonstrate any intelligence, but have clearly demonstrated that you're a bigot (in other threads). You insult people regularly, yet you fail to use anything approaching any useful English convention. Why would anyone respect you, listen to you, take you seriously, or in general waste their synapses with you? You're useless, annoying, bigoted, mean-spirited, arrogant, difficult to understand, and in general a waste of disk space on the Allforums server. If you want people to do anything with your threads other than poke endless fun at them, fix your English and your attitude, and maybe...MAYBE...you'll have people taking you seriously. Until such a time, I will laugh at you and your posts and encourage others to do the same, not that they need the encouragement.

Good day, sir.

I think we should have a "Whos the hottest on Allforums" contest. This way we can see who has the most sex. Borg, make it happen!.
Hottest doesn't equal who's had the most sex, dear. Big difference. Hell, I'm pretty sure it's a close tie between Sparky and I as to who's had the most sex. * a real lady never kisses and tells, so don't even go there. :p Sparky ain't talkin' *

Borg's pictures did not go unappreciated though. ;)

Hottest doesn't equal who's had the most sex, dear. Big difference. Hell, I'm pretty sure it's a close tie between Sparky and I as to who's had the most sex. * a real lady never kisses and tells, so don't even go there. :p Sparky ain't talkin' *

Borg's pictures did not go unappreciated though. ;)


What? Being hot doesnt equal more sex?????? Who makes these stupid rules!?!?!

What? Being hot doesnt equal more sex?????? Who makes these stupid rules!?!?!
women:rolleyes:

Or maybe it's just a rather startling example that no one here takes you seriously. And, indeed, why would anyone? You have failed to demonstrate any intelligence, but have clearly demonstrated that you're a bigot (in other threads). You insult people regularly, yet you fail to use anything approaching any useful English convention. Why would anyone respect you, listen to you, take you seriously, or in general waste their synapses with you? You're useless, annoying, bigoted, mean-spirited, arrogant, difficult to understand, and in general a waste of disk space on the Allforums server. If you want people to do anything with your threads other than poke endless fun at them, fix your English and your attitude, and maybe...MAYBE...you'll have people taking you seriously. Until such a time, I will laugh at you and your posts and encourage others to do the same, not that they need the encouragement.

Good day, sir.

Oh ! Uhg...Ok thar Herr Goebbles.
You do seem to unbend yer noble strenght,to think so brainsickly
of things.
BTW,You forgot to complete the little Liberal playbook of Tings.
You furgit to call me a Racist.
You Giant Rube.

Oh ! Uhg...Ok thar Herr Goebbles.
You do seem to unbend yer noble strenght,to think so brainsickly
of things.
BTW,You forgot to complete the little Liberal playbook of Tings.
You furgit to call me a Racist.
You Giant Rube.
I'm not a liberal. Sorry.

I'm not a liberal. Sorry.

" The great mass of humanity should never learn to read or write."
-- D.H.Lawrence {Quoted in N.Y.Times,Dec.20th,1956}
Yer a classic example of an axiomatic idiom.

" The great mass of humanity should never learn to read or write."
-- D.H.Lawrence {Quoted in N.Y.Times,Dec.20th,1956}
Yer a classic example of an axiomatic idiom.
And you wonder why I say no one listens to you?

:corn:

Pass the popcorn, mikey.

:corn:----->

---->sweet, thanks!:corn:

<-----back at ya!

anytime;)

THIS BETTER BE BUTTER!!! :lolhit:

it is...real butter too:D

And you wonder why I say no one listens to you?

What is Man {published posthumously,1917}
" He is moved,corrected,COMMANDED,by exterior influences--solely.
He originates nothing,not even a thought.
Different results of the one Master Impulse:
the necessity of securing one's self-approval. "
-- S.L.Clemens

Borg, just sic the collective on his ass, haha.

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Mind if I change the subject?

I like my bush cleanly manicured.
Clothes pins and zip ties optional

Mind if I change the subject?

I like my bush cleanly manicured.
Clothes pins and zip ties optional

Never you "mind" Mr.Potty thoughts !

I mean,OUR BUSH.THE Bush.The World shaking,all-encompassing
Bush of Bodacious benevolence.
Maybe it takes just ONE good Bush to flush out all those
rubber ducky,that are without question,wet behind their
well...lets just say... Quack Quack...Quackers !

G. W. shrub perchance?