if you can come up with one~feel free to share:)

how do you tell when sour cream goes bad?

if you can come up with one~feel free to share:)

how do you tell when sour cream goes bad?

When it smells, and tastes really bad. And when mold starts to grow in it.

EZ

When it smells, and tastes really bad. And when mold starts to grow in it.

EZ
i generally don't let things that have the date that i might expire on stay around long enough to get that bad.

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

i generally don't let things that have the date that i might expire on stay around long enough to get that bad.

yeah, but youd know it was bad then, rofl

Why did that chicken cross the road?:p

Who is "they"? You know, as in "you know what they say"

if you strangle a Smurf, what color does he turn?http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-068.gif

Why can't you tickle yourself?

Why does a mirror reverse left and right but not up and down?

why do we call mainland China, the People's Republic of China, when it's not a republic or for the people?

Why can't you tickle yourself?

Hahaha! That's a good one! Never even thought of that before:p

Why am I still single? j/k:thumbs:


What came first, the chicken or the egg?:D


I know you can get distracted, but can you ever get tracted?:p

Why am I still single? j/k:thumbs:


What came first, the chicken or the egg?:D


I know you can get distracted, but can you ever get tracted?:p

Politicians get tracted all the time. Their opponents are continually producing tracts criticizing everything they do. This seldom distracts them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it?"

Why do men have nipples?

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Why do men have nipples?
During the gestational process we gain that feature before we begin becoming men, also it is theorized that very ancient man was able to feed children with their teats just as women could.

During the gestational process we gain that feature before we begin becoming men, also it is theorized that very ancient man was able to feed children with their teats just as women could.
Actually I've heard about that happening even now.

HEY!...You weren't supposed to answer the question...read the title of the thread...sheesh ;)

HEY!...You weren't supposed to answer the question...read the title of the thread...sheesh ;)
I'd answer all the questions in this thread, but withheld, although the mention of nipples brings everyone running.

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Actually I've heard about that happening even now.
ewwwwwwwwwww

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
"If we evolved from monkeys, how come we don't speak monkey?"

"If we evolved from monkeys, how come we don't speak monkey?"
monkeys speak:confused:

Why are internal combustion machines referred to as "engines", while their electrical counterparts are called "motors"?

When Katie Couric broke through the glass ceiling, why didn't it cut her head off?
:rolleyes:

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime, you are near??

Where are my pants?