let1959
03-27-2007, 08:47 AM
MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS
~~Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
~~He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
~~Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
~~Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't..
~~Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
~~The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something Right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
~~If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be Stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the Fog.
~~If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
~~The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by
those Who got there first..
~~Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he Will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
~~Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
~~The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
~~A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
~~When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
12 People who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ! ;)
~~Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
~~He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
~~Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
~~Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't..
~~Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
~~The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something Right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
~~If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be Stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the Fog.
~~If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
~~The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by
those Who got there first..
~~Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he Will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
~~Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
~~The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
~~A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
~~When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
12 People who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ! ;)