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let1959
03-27-2007, 08:47 AM
MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS

~~Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

~~He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

~~Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

~~Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't..

~~Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

~~The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something Right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

~~If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be Stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the Fog.

~~If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

~~The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by
those Who got there first..

~~Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he Will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

~~Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

~~The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

~~A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

~~When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
12 People who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ! ;)

SailorVenus
03-27-2007, 11:44 AM
~~Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't..

:lolhit: That one is great. :D