After a long night of making love to his new
girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table.

At first, he really didn't give it much thought;
she had never mentioned it, so why should he.

But after a month or so into the relationship he
begins to stress about it;
even imagining the photo is staring at him doing
the deed.

It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally
decides to ask about
it.

"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No,
silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his
ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires,
hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me 6 months ago".

Ouch lol. but if he couldnt tell, the surgeons must have done a good job huh.

phyrex, your cute

Heh, I doubt you'd be saying that if it happened to u Phryex :P

You'd probably be cursing the surgeons instead